NYCH3 R*n #2000: A THREE HOUR POUR

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For our 2000th r*n, NYCH3 invites every NYC hasher who ever was to return for a Nautical-themed festival of events held Wednesday through Sunday, June 14th – June 18th!

The main event will take place on Saturday, June 17 and is intended as a celebration of the many hashers who have contributed their time and effort to making NYCH3 a mainstay for 39 wacky years. Take your pick of trails: Eagle, Chicken or Turkey (walker-friendly), and then enjoy a private, hashers-only beer cruise in scenic New York Harbor on a party yacht! This promises to be the grandest scale party NYCH3 has had (at least since it’s been old enough to drink).

Are you former NYCH3 MisManagement? Did you used to hash with NYCH3 but you moved away/had kids/sold out/stopped r*nning/whatever?

Hooray! We have designed this marvelous party for you! We very much want to see our prodigal hashers and harriettes return to us from lands near and far. We have several options for length of trail and are doing our best to honor you and the beer, sweat and tears you have put in to this crazy organization. We even promise we’ll keep the songs in the main event circle quick and dirty, just the old days! There’s only one “long” song we want to sing anyway.

(Spoiler alert: It’s Cum On Moses and he wants to sing El Camino. The front is like a bar and the back is like a boat…)

What About Visitors? (Or former NYC hashers who moved away?)

We welcome visitors of all kinds to party with us in the City that Doesn’t Sleep! Whether you’re a former New Yorker or you’ve never been to New York before, we will do our best to put on the ritz and host the hell out of ya. We are planning some great prelube events and have a hotel block at EVEN Hotel in Downtown Brooklyn, which is conveniently positioned for all of the week’s events and at $209/night is considerably less costly than what we could find in Manhattan.

What does it cost?

As you may have heard, Gotham City ain’t cheap. And also…we got you a party boat. Nonetheless, our main event registration cost is less expensive than many comparable hash events around the cuntry!

• 20 x Super Eagle Early Bird Registration – $69.69 SOLD OUT!
• 20 x Eagle Early Bird Registration – $79.69 SOLD OUT!
• 20 x Big Chicken Early Bird Registration – $89.69 SOLD OUT!
• Standard Registration – $99.69 ONLINE REGISTRATION CLOSED

Thank you to all our Super Turkey Super Supporters who registered at the $169 level!

• Kaptain Hooker
• Lone Wolf
• Love Canal
• Full of Schist

And thank you to all the NYCH3 hashers who contributed extra kitty money all year to make this insane party possible!

2000 Week Schedule of Events

• Wednesday, 6/14 @ 7:00p – KnickH3/NYCH3 #1999: Party Like it’s 1999! (Theme: Purple! Paisley Park! Lingerie!)
• Thirstday 6/15 – Red Dress Beer Mile! (Relay division with teams of 4 and solo miler division)
• Friday, 6/16 @ 2:00p-8:00p – Choose your own Prelube Adventure! All options merge at 8pm near the hash hotel.
  • Brooklyn Better Beer Borough Brewery Crawl
  • Chinatown Dumpling Crawl
  • Long Island Shiggy Trail
• Saturday 6/17 @9:00a – Super Eagle trail from the hash hotel to the start
• Saturday, 6/17 @ 10:00a – NYCH3 #2000: A Three Hour Pour (Theme: Nautical, Sailors, Yacht Rock, The Love Boat, Gilligan)
• Saturday, 6/17 @ 5:30p – Greater Gotham Full Moon After Party
• Sunday, 6/18 @ 11:69a (12:09p) – New Amsterdamn Hangover bR*Nch fatboy trail
• BONUS for the strong of liver! Brooklyn H3 #1101: Only the Strong Survive!

FAQ:

Q: Is there really a theme?
A: Yep! Get Nauti! What to wear: Nautical Hash Finery! Yacht Rock, Aloha Shirts, Sailor Suits, Bikinis, Fishing Gear…anything you might find on boats boats boats! If you don’t know what to wear, reach out to Ditch Sucker, our Nauti Fashion Consultant.

Q: I thought NYCH3 didn’t *do* themes.
A: This one is pretty palatable for those who might not be that into themes, you have to admit. Go as hard or as easy as you want on the theme, sailor. Personally I prefer you go hard.

Q: I heard NYCH3 is really fast
A: First, that’s not a question. Second, the more beer we have the slower we are. Third, don’t worry about it! 2000 week is specifically tailored to accommodate Hashers of all abilities. We guarantee the turkey trail will be walker friendly, and we guarantee the eagles will do some dumb running in circles. We also guarantee they’ll meet at the beer check!

Q: Hey this seems cheap for a private yacht in NYC…
A: It is, that’s why we want lots of hashers to come! Imagine a lady with pink hair and funny underpants wrestling an alligator. That’s What A C! and the budget.

Q: I have my birthday/cousin’s wedding/whatever that week waaahhhh
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it.

Q: I have to work though…
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it. Or at least muscle through and come to all the stuff anyway.

Q: Why is there no karaoke on the schedule?
A: Because knowing us there will certainly be karaoke happening at some point anyway.

Q: I used to be mismanagement in NYC. Will there be something special for me?
A: YES! 100% we have designed this event with the hope that many former NYCH3 (and ass’d kennels) On-herables return to us to celebrate the wonderful organization we have all built together. If you are a former NYCH3, Brooklyn H3, KnickH3, NASS/NAWW/GGFM/CUNTHHH or other NYC kennel mismanager, please note such in the appropriate place on the registration form.

Q: Is there a giveaway/haberdashery?
A: Yep! We’re working on a fancy tech shirt, and we’re definitely going to have other hab available.

Q: Which hotel?
A: We have reserved a block of king rooms at $209/night at the EVEN Hotel in Downtown Brooklyn, which features exceptionally convenient transportation to all the week’s events in addition to being considerably cheaper than available blocks in Manhattan. If a king room won’t do it for you, the Holiday Inn Downtown Brooklyn is half a block away and has double Queen rooms available (they do not do courtesy blocks). Check-in as early as June 14 and Check-out June 18 (Bag storage available).

Want to check in or out on a different day than our block dates? Call EVEN at 718-552-3856 and ask for Barry. 

Q: Who’s Cumming!?
A: Check the list at https://hashnyc.com/nyc2000/#whoscumming

Q: I used to hash with NYCH3 in 19XX; are my friends going to be there?
A: We’re doing our best to recruit our wayward backsliders out there, but we need your help! If there’s an old pal you used to love hashing with, please help us convince them to join you!

Q: Where is my receipt?
A: We had a couple problems initially but our setup should automatically email you a receipt. Check your spam folder. If it’s not in spam, let us know and we can send you proof of purchase.

Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: We love your dog. Unfortunately your dog is not allowed at the main event, no exceptions. Please check with organizers ahead of the prelube events to ask if your dog is allowed at those.

Q: I have THE BEST idea for something we should do during this week…
A: Great!! We love your ideas! Please contact What A C! because she knows who’s doing what and maybe we’re already doing your idea, but maybe not and maybe your idea will be the best one we’ve had so far!

Q: Boats boats boats?
A: HELL YES BOATS!

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Who’s Cumming?

1	1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!	GGFM
2	2nd Cumming	Richmond HHH
3	4″Spike	Key West H3
4	A Better Mouse Snatch	LILH3
5	Ahoy The Wanker	NYCH3
6	Am. Dave #6	NYCH3
7	Assotope	Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
8	Ba-Dum Smurf Meow	Brooklyn H3
9	Barnacle	Brooklyn H3
10	Bibbidy Bobbidy Booze	NYCH3
11	Big Stonz	Asheville H3
12	Big Surprise	Summit H3
13	Blow in the Park	NYCH3
14	Body Glide	Atlanta & Pinelake H4
15	Boo Berry Tits	Flour City H3
16	Bottom of the Ninth	Key West H3
17	brobayashi	Brooklyn H3
18	Check MotherfuCker	GGFM
19	Checkspreader	Brooklyn H3
20	Cheeky Bastard	Brooklyn H3
21	Choo Choo Cabra	Richmond Hash House Harriers
22	Cock in a Net	Pitt H3
23	Cock-a-Noodle	Dayton H4
24	Cockstar	NYCH3
25	Cosmopolitits	Queens Black Knights
26	Cougar	Asheville H3
27	CPA	SFH4
28	Crawlaholic	NYCH3
29	Cross Dressing Guard	Cleveland H4
30	Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin	LILH3
31	Cum On Moses	Brooklyn & AVL
32	Cumligraphy	NYCH3
33	Cumz with Scotch	FTroopH3
34	Depantsipation Proclamation	Skull & Boners H3
35	Dick In Hand	Asheville H3
36	Dime Store “Wank Wonky” Tom Cruise aka Dinosaur tom cruise	NYCH3 / Chicago H3
37	Ditch Sucker	NYCH3
38	Doner Kebab	NYCH3
39	Drop a Pin	NYCH3
40	Drowning in Dick	Mosquito H3
41	Drug Bust	Brooklyn H3/ Frankfurt H3
42	Drunksophila Masturbator	LILH3
43	Dude, Where’s My C*nt!?	DBH3
44	DumbleDick	Rideau Hash House Harriers (Ottawa)
45	Dunkel Schweiß	NYCH3
46	E = I’m A Douche	Eager 4 Beaver H3
47	Eager for Beaver	NYCH3
48	Easy A	Mutha Rucker H3
49	eRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED	Vulcan H3
50	Extra Terresticle	Boston H3
51	Field of Creams	NYCH3
52	Floppy Dicks	Wandering Whore H3
53	Fluffy Lockerman	Brooklyn
54	Foreign My Twat	NYCH3
55	Fraggle Cock	NYCH3
56	Frank Llayd Wrong	Skull and Boners H3
57	Free Hand	AVLH3
58	Fuk Stik	Blue Hen H3
59	Full of Schist	NYCH3
60	Gabe the Babe	NYCH3
61	Garden Ho	Atlanta / Pinelake H4
62	Gay If It Suits Me (GIISM)	Tidewater H3
63	Geordi La Foreskin	NYCH3
64	Grayvee Train	Brooklyn H3
65	Gynoplasty	Brooklyn H3
66	H.N.I.C.	Key West H3
67	Hardman	Bahrain H3
68	Headlights	Brooklyn H3
69	Hedgehog	New York H3
70	Hi on Pot	Summit H3
71	Holey Dumpster Fire	Boston H3
72	HuMmeR	CUntHHH
73	I Came First	Cleveland Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
74	I-Feel Tower	Richmond HHH
75	I’ll Finish Tomorrow	PGH-3
76	Idle Handjobs	NYC H3
77	Jack in the Bus	NYCH3
78	Jersey Steamer	NYCH3
79	Jew Mama So Bad	NYCH3
80	JUST Bahamonde	NYCH3
81	Just Cole	NYCH3
82	Just Damion	NYCH3
83	Just Ginny	NYCH3
84	Just Jamie	NYCH3
85	Just Jeff	Nyc
86	Just Katie	Northboro H3
87	Just Pavel	NYCH3
88	Just Peru	New York H3
89	Just Pierre	N/A
90	Just Sahil	BKH3
91	Just Val	Knickerbocker H3
92	Just Wesley	New Amsterdam
93	Just Will	NYCH3 – Mother Hash is Atlanta
94	Kaptain Hooker	Long Island Lunatics
95	Kinky Candied Ham	Dallas H3
96	Kunt Fu	Hudson Valley H3
97	Kunt-Fu Weasel	Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
98	La Drone	Indyscent
99	laird stiefvater	laird stiefvater
100	Legs Lesley	NYCH3
101	Little bunny fuck fuck	Indyscent
102	Little Pair	New York H3
103	Lone Wolf	Street Roamer
104	Loogie	Summit H3
105	Look at that Hole	Lehigh valley H3
106	Love Canal	NYCH3
107	Luke Fairy	Summit H3
108	Lumber Jackoff	Summit H3
109	LUNCH	Third Herd Riyadh
110	Mandatory Fun	Knickerbocker H3
111	Manhole	Merida Maya Mayhem Hash House Harriers M3H3
112	Masturbator Dislocator, MD	NYCH3
113	Mean Jean the Down Down Machine	NYCH3
114	Meow Ja Trois	NYCH3
115	Metrosweatual	Brooklyn H3
116	Mile High Cherry Pie	NYCH3
117	Mrs. Sweatual	Brooklyn H3
118	Mugsy	NYCH3
119	Mussel	Cantab H3
120	My Safe Word Is Machete	Dayton H4
121	Nerves O’Squeal	NYCH3
122	NHN Marie	Antarctica H3
123	Noah’s Dinghy	NYCH3
124	Obamanatrix	NYCH3
125	Offensive Discharge	Denver H3
126	Pandamoanium	Wandering Whore h3
127	Panic At The Dick Show	NYCH3
128	Pert Plus formerly Stuff my Fluff	NYCH3
129	Pickle Snatch	Skull and Boners
130	Pizza Slut	NYCH3
131	Polish Manslave	NCYH3
132	Pooper Scooper	Minneapolis HHH
133	Post Facial Drip	NYCH3
134	Prairie Dog’n	NYCH3
135	Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS)	Calgary Hash House Harriers
136	Professional Ball Handler	AVL H3
137	Pussy Repellant	NYCH3
138	Pussyfoot	NYCH3
139	Rapunzel	NYC
140	Rocky Mountain Spotted Beaver	Skull and Boners H3
141	Sarah DownUnder	NYCH3
142	SassyLassy	Summit H3
143	Sinuous	NYCH3
144	Skidmark	AVLH3
145	Smashmouth	NYCH3
146	Snack Dat Ass	NYCH3
147	Snatch Chat	Boston H3
148	Snorts When She Cums	DBH3
149	Some Like It Twat	Greater Gotham Full Moon
150	Spam Risk	Queens Black Knights H3
151	Spank The Plank	NYCH3
152	Splat!	jHavelina H3
153	Spreading My Genes	?
154	Steamer	NAWW
155	Strap-On Crampon	Calgary Hash House Harriers
156	Suck ’em Up	Summit H3
157	Surprise! I’m Illiterate	GGFM
158	Sword Swallower	BROOKLYN
159	Tall Dark & Hammered	Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash
160	Tastes Great	BVD
161	The Body	Brooklyn H3
162	the buttler hit it	Boston Moon H3
163	The Teal Train to Pound Town	LiLH3
164	THKFA Dr Taco	FTROOPH3
165	Tie Dye Me Down	NYCH3
166	Tiger’s Woody	Brooklyn H3
167	TITR	LILH3
168	Toe Dirt	Indyscent
169	Topless Barbie	Boston H3
170	TreeRex	Summit H3
171	Tumbelina	NYCH3
172	Turbo Trophy Tits	Asheville H3
173	Type Ahole	BH3/CLH3/CUNTH3/LVH3
174	Unleavened Head	NYCH3
175	USMW	NYCH3
176	Viagra Spice	nych3
177	Virgin Dan	Good Bois H3
178	Wet Connection	NYCH3
179	Wet Dreams	BVD
180	What A Cunt!	NYCH3 / Knickerbocker H3
181	Yank IT	NYCH3