Knickerbocker H3

No longer active — kept for history.

Knickerbocker Hash House Harriers

Description

Founded by Wet Connection, Noah's Dinghy and Mean Jean the Down-down Machine in January 2009 in response to the ever increasing need of NYC hashers to always have something to do. Sadly, the Knickerbocker was laid to rest in May of 2012.

Then one fateful night in October of 2012, something rose from within the Knickerbocker, with a need so great it throbbed and pulsed. That need was born out of having nothing better to do on a Wednesday night and a blatant disregard for the possibility of drinking at a bar without all the complicated mess of hashing to get there. What A C*nt!, seeing that nobody else was going to take care of this problem, took it upon herself to raise that which had lain dormant. Employing the help of a gay man, two hot chicks and Cheeky Bastard, she vowed to make whatever strokes necessary to keep it up until its climax in the spring.

The mismanagement of the Knick then became centered around the idea that Wednesday hashes should be simple and easy to get to (hello, downtown Manhattan!), and should employ the use of many songs and lots of bare butts. The season culminates in the Knick's only special event, the "Knickerbocker in your Knickers," just for folks who've always dreamed about r*nning around Manhattan in their underwear.

Schedule

The Knickerbocker H3 ran every other Wednesday (alternating with the NAWW) during the winter months, from October to April.

Mis-Management 2019–20

  • Grand Master: Mandatory Fun
  • Religious Advisors: Geordi La Foreskin, What a C*nt!, Foreign My Twat
  • Hare Raiser: What a C*nt!

Mis-Management 2018–19

  • Grand Master: Mandatory Fun
  • Religious Advisors: Geordi La Foreskin, What a C*nt!, Drop a Pin, Slip it In
  • Hare Raiser: Metrosweatual

Past Mis-Management

2017–18

  • Mandatory Fun, Grand Master and Hare Raiser
  • Cosmopolitits, Grand Maitresse
  • Geordi La Foreskin, Religious Advisor
  • What a C*nt!, Religious Advisor

2016–17

  • Geordi La Foreskin, Grand Master
  • Cosmopolitits, Religious Advisor
  • Piece o' Slut, Religious Advisor
  • Massive Load, Religious Advisor
  • Mandatory Fun, Hare Raiser
  • Krispy Kringle, Scribe
  • Young and the Wristless, Fluffer

2015–2016

  • Geordi La Foreskin, Grand Master
  • Mouth Full of Gu, Religious Advisor
  • Turd Dimension, Religious Advisor
  • Mandatory Fun, Hare Raiser
  • Krispy Kringle, Scribe
  • The Young and The Wristless, Fluffer

2014–2015

  • What A C*nt!, Grand Maitresse
  • Cheeky Bastard, Vice Master
  • Geordi La Foreskin, Religious Advisor
  • Mouth Full of Gu, Religious Advisor
  • Turd Dimension, Religious Advisor
  • Mandatory Fun, Hare Raiser

2013–2014

  • What A C*nt!, Grand Maîtresse
  • Cheeky Bastard, Vice Master
  • Irish Spring, Religious Advisor
  • One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, WHORE!, Religious Advisor
  • Mouth Full of Gu, Hare Raiser

2012–2013

  • What A C*nt!, Grand Maîtresse
  • Irish Spring, Religious Advisor
  • Cheeky Bastard, Religious Advisor
  • One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, WHORE!, Religious Advisor
  • She Likes it in the Benjamins, Hare Raiser

2009–2012

The JM trifecta: Wet Connection, Noah's Dinghy, Mean Jean the Down-down Machine