by Cum Test Dummy | Mar 17, 2015 | Columbia Writeups, Writeups
Today’s trail, hared by Gay If It Suits Me (GIISM), Taint No Savior (GIISM’s twin), and yours truly, Topless Barbie, was truly a shitty trail. Literally, covered in goose sh*t. Some people had more intimate encounters with said goose shit than others, but we shall get to that later. The pack gathered at Prime One 16 in East Harlem for CUNTH’s 110th hash. Despite having laid trail in “waterproof” chalk and drywall, there was very little trail to speak of after a few hours of rain. So while GIISM and myself lounged around the on in waiting for the pack to arrive, Taint No Savior, visiting from Skull and Boners, guided the wankers around Randall’s Island. Along the route, the pack happened upon our two drink checks which consisted of “Skipper”, a concocktion of pink lemonade concentrate, Natty Ice, and vodka. To keep trail interesting, the hares added some trail marks less commonly used in the New York hashes including a song check, a drink check, and a slap check. When the pack stumbled into the on-in, GAF on 2nd ave, they were sent directly to Delizia’s where they enjoyed some delicious pizza, before returning to GAF for beer and pi. Saturday’s hash, on 3.14.15 happened to be π day. So I made pie and all those fat bastards ate it. Down Downs While there weren’t any virgins, there was no shortage of visitors. This 11 man pack included 5 visitors, from Chicago, Boston, and New Haven. Rapunzel and Outback Stank House were accused of not running trail. This was not entirely true for Rapunzel, who showed up 30...
