Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
Schedule
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (All Past Hashes)
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| Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) | OnIn |
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| Saturday November 2 12:00 pm 2024 | Long Island Lunatics Día de los Muertos Invasion in Kingston! LIL #137 Start: Keegan Ales, 20 St. James Place, Kingston, NY 12401 (Keegan Ales makes their own beer and also serves food.) Transit: 9:15am Trailways bus from Penn Station arrives into Kingston at 11:25am (Keegan Ales is a 15-minute walk from the bus station); 9:31am Metro North from Grand Central arrives in Poughkeepsie at 11:39am (~35 min car ride to Kingston); 10:20am Amtrak from Penn Station arrives in Rhinecliff at 12pm (~20 minute car ride to Kingston). Crash Space Details HereNOTE: The hare has limited crash space for a few people (you MUST reach out in advance about it).
| Idle Handjobs | |
| Saturday October 19 5:00 pm 2024 | Amityville Horror Hash LIL #136 Start: Parking lot of Amityville LIRR station (near Ketcham and Railroad Aves.) Transit: The 3:45pm pArTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Amityville at 4:48pm. The 3:44pm train from Atlantic Terminal connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica. There will be pre-lube beer at the start, plus a drink check on this A to B trail | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday September 28 2:00 pm 2024 | Gabe the Babe’s Wacky Long Island Adventure LIL #135 Start: James Joyce 49 S Ocean Ave, Patchogue, NY Transit: From Grand Central: 11:39am far Rockaway train transfer at Jamaica for Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. From Penn: 11:45am Babylon line transfer at Jamaica for Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. Alternate Penn: 12:23pm Babylon line transfer at Babylon at 1:33pm for Montauk line train. Arrive at Patchogue at 2:03. NOTE: this option is risky as the first train is scheduled to arrive at Babylon at 1:30pm so if there is any delay you will miss your transfer at 1:33pm. I recommend doing the earlier train if possible. From Atlantic: 11:44am Jamaica line train to Jamaica, scheduled to arrive at 12:05pm. Transfer to Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. Make sure you make the PaRtY tRaIn on time! | Gabe The Babe | |
| Saturday August 17 4:00 pm 2024 | Summer’s end trail LIL #134 Start: Nolan’s Pub Transit: 2:39 PM from Grand Central, arrive at Long Beach 3:43 PM 2:44 PM from Penn Station, transfer at Jamaica, arrive Long Beach 3:43 PM 2:41 PM from Atlantic Terminal, transfer at Jamaica, arrive Long Beach 3:43 PM Bring bathing suit and towel, and any other beach gear you’d like. Chicken/Eagle split, drink check, beach. | Pizza Slut and Some Like It Twat | |
| Saturday July 6 1:00 pm 2024 | Patron’s Anal Pool Party Hash LIL #133 Start: Shooters Tiki Bar Transit: From Penn: 11:51am Babylon branch. Arrive at Wantagh station at 12:43pm From Grand Central: 11:47am transfer at Jamaica at 12:13pm to the Babylon train. Arrive at Wantagh station at 12:43pm. From Atlantic: 11:41am transfer at Jamaica at 12:13pm to the Babylon train. Arrive at Wantagh station at 12:43pm. | Patron Taint Note the earlier start!! Don’t forget to bring a bathing suit, towel, and a change of clothes. | |
| Saturday June 15 3:00 pm 2024 | Boat Hash! LIL #132 Start: Sea Cliff Station (Sea Cliff, Glen Cove, NY 11542) Transit: Penn: 1:44pm Babylon Line transfer at Jamaica 2:05pm GCT: 1:47pm Long Beach Line transfer at Jamaica 2:07pm. Atlantic: 1:41pm West Hempstead Line transfer at Jamaica 2:02pm ***All trains transfer at Jamaica for the 2:16pm train to the Oyster Bay Line. Arrive at 2:54pm | Balls Out | |
| Saturday May 11 2:30 pm 2024 | Long May Flowers LIL #131 Start: The Borderline Tavern, 244-18 Jericho Tpke, Floral Park Transit: From Penn: 1:29 Ronkonkoma train arrives at Elmont-UBS Arena at 2:01. From Atlantic Terminal: 1:21 train arrives at Jamaica at 1:42, then switch to the Ronkonkoma train above. From Grand Central: 1:35 Hempstead train arrives at Elmont-UBS Arena at 2:08. A to B trail, chicken-eagle split, two drink checks, possible outdoor on-in | Cheeky Bastard and Field of Creams | |
| Saturday April 13 2:00 pm 2024 | LIL April trail LIL #130 Start: The Black Sheep Ale House https://maps.app.goo.gl/T874SYMrYd6oRFuY8 78 2nd St, Mineola, NY 11501 Transit: Transit: Direct Train from Penn – Penn: 1:02pm Huntington train arrives in Mineola at 1:48pm – Grand Central: 12:58pm Ronkonkoma train; catch Huntington train at Jamaica at 1:24pm – Atlantic Terminal: 12:41pm West Hempstead train; ; catch Huntington train at Jamaica at 1:24pm A-to-B with a drink check. Outdoor circle. London rules. Great beer at on-in near the train. | Mussel | |
| Saturday March 2 2:00 pm 2024 | LIL trail March LIL #129 Start: Motion Craft Brewed 1036B Park Blvd, Massapequa Park, NY 11762 Transit: Direct Train from Penn – Penn: 12:45pm Babylon Train; Arrives in Massapequa Park at 1:44pm – Grand Central: 12:30pm Port Jeff Train to Jamaica; Catch Babylon Train at Atlantic at 1:06pm – Atlantic: 12:41 West Hempstead Train to Jamaica; Catch Babylon Train at Atlantic at 1:06pm A-to-B. Multiple Drink Checks. Some amount of shiggy greater than zero. Outdoor circle with great beer at On After near the train. Hare has a plan to do this without a car for bag hagging (i.e. uber), but a car would certainly make it easier/cheaper! | Drop a Pin | |
| Saturday January 27 2:00 pm 2024 | Patron Taint’s Birthday Trail! LIL #128 Start: Brianna’s Deli 3 Jerusalem Ave. Hicksville, NY 11801 Transit: PARTY TRAIN! From Grand Central: 12:58pm train (Ronkonkoma branch) to Hicksville. From Penn Station: 12:45pm train (Babylon branch) transfer at Jamaica to the Ronkonkoma train at 1:21pm (you will wait over 15 min at the station) to arrive at 1:51pm at the Hicksville station. From Atlantic: 12:41pm train (West Hempstead branch) transfer at Jamaica to the Ronkonkoma train at 1:21pm to arrive at 1:51pm at the Hicksville station. Cum celebrate Patron Taint’s hashy birthday on the Island that is long | Patron Taint | |
| Saturday December 30 2:30 pm 2023 | Last LIL of 2023 LIL #127 Start: B.K. Sweeney’s Uptown Grille, 636 Franklin Ave, Garden City Transit: Best option: 1:35p Hempstead train from Grand Central, direct to Garden City, arriving at 2:21p. If you want to leave from Penn, there’s a 1:33p, which requires a transfer in Jamaica with only a few minutes to spare. There’s a 1:21p from Atlantic Terminal, which also requires a transfer in Jamaica, but there’s more breathing room. A to B. There will be a drink check. | Cheeky Bastard and Amelia Bare Parts | |
| Saturday October 14 4:30 pm 2023 | Amityville Horror Hash LIL #126 Start: Motion Craft Brewed, 1036B Park Blvd, Massapequa Park (no, the hare has not gone mad, but LIRR trains don’t stop in Amityville the day of trail) Transit: 3:09pm Babylon Branch train from Penn Station arrives at Massapequa Park at 4:08pm. 3:01pm City Terminal Zone train from Atlantic Terminal arrives at Jamaica at 3:22pm, and then you can catch the aforementioned Babylon Branch train at 3:30pm. Cum get spooked in Amityville, made famous by the 1979 horror film “The Amityville Horror”! A to B trail. Costumes encouraged – the hare recommends that you be a vampire… | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday September 16 3:00 pm 2023 | LILH3 #125 LIL #125 Start: Prost Grill & Garten, 652 Franklin Avenue, Garden City NY Transit: From Grand Central LIRR: 2:18pm Hempstead train to Garden City, arriving 3:05pm From Penn Station LIRR: 1:58pm Huntington train, transfer Jamaica to Hempstead train leaving 2:40pm, arrive Garden City 3:05pm From Atlantic Terminal LIRR: 2:01pm Jamaica train, transfer Jamaica to Hempstead train leaving 2:40pm, arrive Garden City 3:05pm Trail will be London Rules, A-to-A at a German beer garden for the official start of Oktoberfest! Have you practiced your stein-holding lately? Expect tasty treats on trail and a DC. Prost! | Tequila Whore! | |
| Saturday August 19 2:00 pm 2023 | Nerves O’Long-ish Island LIL #124 Start: Connolly’s BarThey’re known for their frozen piña coladas! Transit: Rockaway Ferry (see below for options), A train –> Shuttle, bike, run (long run anyone?) Rockaway Rocket* from Atlantic Ave/BBP Pier6 (12PM departure) Rockaway Reserve* from Wall Street/ Pier 11 (12:25PM departure) *Highly recommend you reserve a spot on the ferry ahead of time to fastback the lines, they sell out! Trail will be a short A to A; we’ll meet at Connolly’s and walk to the beach afterwards to drop off your stuff. BYO drinks, and food nearby for purchase! Nutcrackers! | Nerves O’Squeal | |
| Saturday July 15 3:30 pm 2023 | Patron’s Annual July Pool party! LIL #123 Start: Bunker Hill Tap Room Transit: From Penn Station: 2:08PM Port Jefferson Branch train, transfer at Jamaica for the 2:39PM Babylon train. Arrive at 3:11PM at the Wantagh station. From GCT: 2:17PM Babylon Train. No transfer. Arrive at Wantagh Station at 3:11PM From Atlantic: 2:01PM City Terminal Zone Train. Transfer at Jamaica for the Babylon train at 2:39PM. Arrive at Wantagh station at 3:11PM This is Patron Taint’s annual July pool party and cookout hash! Make sure you bring a swim suit and a change of clothes. Bring cash in case hash cash is asked for by the hare. [Facebook Event] | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday June 10 12:59 pm 2023 | LILH3/QBKH3 – 2nd An*l Queens Birthday Hash LIL #122 Start: See Info on the Queens post below! | I Feel Tower and Drunksophila Masturbator | |
| Saturday May 13 2:30 pm 2023 | Surprise! It’s a Long Island lunatics trail LIL #121 Start: Recovery Room Bar & Grill, 214 Station Plaza N, Mineola, NY 11501 Transit: pArTy TrAins from… Penn Station: 1:30pm Ronkonkoma train > 1:51 stop at Jamaica > 2:06 arrive at Mineola — Atlantic Terminal: 1:21pm City Zone train > 1:42 arrive at Jamaica, transfer to 1:51 Ronkonkoma train — Grand Central: 1:13pm Babylon train > 1:34 arrive at Jamaica, transfer to 1:51 Ronkonkoma train a trail! [Facebook Event] On-In: Lost Farmer Brewing in Mineola | Surprise! I’m Illiterate bag/dc car help requested | Lost Farmer Brewing in Mineola |
| Saturday April 22 3:00 pm 2023 | Earth Day on the Island that is Long LIL #120 Start: MacArthur Park Bar, Rockville Centre, Long Island Arrive early if you want food! Transit: NOTE!!!: Some Babylon-bound trains may leave up to six minutes earlier than the posted times, due to construction work / track widening. BE PREPARED! Available pArTy TrAiNs: From Atlantic Terminal BK: 2:01pm City Terminal Zone 8888, arrive Jamaica 2:25. Transfer to Babylon 6254 leaving Jamaica 2:35, arrive Rockville Centre 2:51. With the 10 minute transfer window, Brooklyn folks should be OK catching the Babylon train in Jamaica. From Grand Central LIRR: 2:13pm Babylon Branch 6254 towards Babylon, arrive Rockville Centre 2:51pm. From Penn Station LIRR: 2:10 Port Jefferson Branch 7554 towards Huntington, arrive Jamaica 2:31pm. Transfer to Babylon 6254 leaving Jamaica 2:35pm, arrive Rockville Centre 2:51pm. Due to the tight transfer and the potential that Babylon train schedule might differ, CONSIDER LEAVING FROM GRAND CENTRAL INSTEAD. Trail will be A-to-B; if you do drive, it’s just short Uber/Lyft/cab ride back to pick up your car. Two (dead drop) drink checks! 3pm meet; pack away at 3:30. [Facebook Event] On-In: Barrier Brewing Co, 3001 New St Suite A2, Oceanside, NY 11572 | Tequila Whore | Barrier Brewing Co, 3001 New St Suite A2, Oceanside, NY 11572 |
| Saturday March 25 3:30 pm 2023 | Lunatics Resume in ’23 LIL #119 Start: The Bench, 1095 NY-25A, Stony Brook Transit: 12:59p from Grand Central Madison (!), 1:01p from Atlantic Terminal, and 1:06p from Penn Station all arrive at Stony Brook at 3pm. The train from Penn requires one transfer, the other two require two transfers. A to B trail. C-E, drink check. [Facebook Event] | Cheeky Bastard and Prairie Dog’n | |
| Saturday October 29 7:00 pm 2022 | Amityville Horror LIL #118 Start: Parking lot of Amityville LIRR station (near Ketcham and Railroad Aves.) Transit: 5:25pm pArTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Amityville at 6:32pm. 5:13pm train from Atlantic Terminal connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica.  There will be pre-lube beer at the start, a drink check or two on trail, some spookiness [Facebook Event] | Cheeky Bastard & Piece O’Slut | |
| Saturday September 24 2:00 pm 2022 | A Better Mouse Birthday LIL #117 Start: Brix & Barley, Long Beach Transit: lirr penn station to Long Beach 12:42 pm to arrive at 1:39pm Atlantic Terminal to Jamaica 12:13 PM transfer at Jamaica to Long Beach 1:05 PM arriving at 1:39 PM Come Celebrate A Better Mouse Snatch’s birthday!!
Trail is A to B.
We will have two drink checks, pizza, treats/goodies and of course more beer + weekend shenanigans!
Hash Cash is $15.00 | A Better Mouse Snatch Patron Taint | |
| Saturday August 20 2:30 pm 2022 | LIL #116 Start: Far Rockaway Station, Nameoke Ave, Queens, NY 11691. Transit: Party Train BROOKLYN!: Atlantic Terminal–1:40PM-2:34PM (Far Rockaway line) Penn Station–1:40 train to Jamaica (Babylon line) transfer to Far Rockaway train at 2:02. Arrive at 2:34pm If you are cumming from Lawn-Guy-Land you want to get to Jamaica before 2:02 to meet the Manhattan crew. A to Beach. $20 hash cash | Piece O’ Slut | |
| Saturday July 9 3:30 pm 2022 | Lunatics Anal Hash-Pool Party trail LIL #115 Start: Ridgewood Station Tavern 3231 Sunrise highway, Wantagh, NY 11793 Transit: From Penn: 2:25pm arrives at 3:21pm at Wantagh Station From Atlantic: 2:13pm, then transfer at Jamaica at 2:50pm. Arrives at Wantagh by 3:21pm Bring a swim suit and a change of clothes there will be a pool at the end! [Facebook Event] | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday June 11 12:00 pm 2022 | Join us as we celebrate our Tenth Anniversary! LIL #114 Start: Main Street Pub in Kings Park to pre-lube before NOON START Transit: Penn Station toward Port Jefferson 9:52am (Go to the rear of the pArTy TrAiN and mooch beers from hashers), Transfer at Huntington to Kings Park at 11:12am, and arrive at Kings Park at 11:29am. Proceed to Main Street Pub and pre-lube until the 1pm start.  Bring: Swimming gear, your usual kennel hash cash, and your own beer and food money Give Aways: Special tenth anniversary patch and an event tag Features may include: lunatic asylum tour (unless illegal because we ALWAYS obey the law), inner tube float, and swimming in the Long Island Sound. Do not miss this one![Facebook Event] | ALL our Grand Masters: I-Feel Tower, A Little Dirty, Kaptain Hooker, and Drunksophila Masterbater. So ….we might perform ..adequately | |
| Saturday May 14 2:00 pm 2022 | Long Island Lunatics May Flowers=Shiggy(?) trail LIL #113 Start: Buckley’s 159 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY 11580 Transit: FROM PENN STATION: 1:12 PM Babylon Branch, transfer to Far Rockaway Branch in Jamaica at 1:35 (joining the BK PaRtY tRaIn), arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM FROM ATLANTIC TERMINAL: 1:13 PM Far Rockaway Branch, arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM Note, the 1:42PM Penn Station and 1:43PM Atlantic Terminal trains will get you there by 2:19 in time for pack out @ 2:30, but that’s cutting your prelube time awfully close! Bring a set of dry clothes, it ain’t called Valley Stream for no reason! Meet time 2pm, pack out @ 2:30. On in is a mystery even to the hares right now. | Tequila and Poopin’ | |
| Saturday April 30 2:00 pm 2022 | Long Island Lunatics April *technically* in Long Island Trail! LIL #112 Start: St. Gambrinus Beer Shoppe 533 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217 Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N Q R to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center Take the LIRR via Far Rockaway, Hempstead, and West Hempstead lines to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center LIRR station Trail is A to B. Drink checker needed | Dime Store Tom Cruise | Banter Bar, Havemeyer and S 1st St |
| Saturday March 12 2:30 pm 2022 | The Lunatics Return in 2022 LIL #111 Start: Sports Mania Pub & Grill, 143-67 243rd Street, Rosedale Transit: 1:45pm Long Beach train from Penn Station arrives @ Rosedale at 2:18pm. Start is an eight minute walk from Rosedale station There’s precip in the forecast, so bring a dry bag. Trail will be A to B, likely London Rules at the indoors only on-in. The hare is weighing how to have a drink check. If you will be driving to trail (and are willing to let him use your car) please message him. | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday December 4 2:00 pm 2021 | Long Island #110 LIL #110 Start: Baldwin LIRR Station Transit: From Manhattan: 12:57 Babylon train from Penn arrives in Baldwin at 1:39 From Brooklyn: 12:45 Hempstead train from Atlantic Terminal; Transfer at Jamaica to 1:20 Babylon train and arrive in Baldwin at 1:39 | Fingerbang | |
| Saturday October 30 5:00 pm 2021 | Long Island’s 109th Trail to Heck! LIL #109 Start: Amityville Train Station Transit: 3:54 from Penn arrives 4:59, 4:10 from Penn arrives 5:09; on the 3:43 from Atlantic Term you switch at Jamaica to the train from Penn arriving in Amityville at 4:59, and on the 4:13 from Atlantic Term you switch to the train from Penn arriving in Amityville at 5:09 The Semi-Annual Amityville Horror Hash. The first of two trails in Amityville that day. The first will be A to A, one drink check, hash cash about $15, snacks and beer included at an outdoor on-in. Then if you want to mix it up with the locals, their trail will start at the station at 7, pack out by 7:45. | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday August 28 2:00 pm 2021 | 108th Bouy Bombardment to the Bay LIL #108 Start: Westhampton station. Suggested restaurant for food (This is NOT the Start, it is a half mile from trail): Boom Burger. 85 Montauk Hwy, Westhampton Beach, NY 11978. Please Fill out this form if you plan on attending. Transit: LIRR to Westhampton (WH) From Penn: Depart Penn 11:42p; Transfer Jamaica 12:03p; Board train bound for Montauk, arrive WH 1:41 From Brooklyn. Depart ATB 11:45a; TTransfer Jamaica 12:03p; Board train bound for Montauk, arrive WH 1:41p THIS IS THE ONLY TRAIN TO TRAIL!!! Prepare shiggy socks, sunscreen, bug spray. This is an A to B Trail. With London Rules ON-IN. | Kaptian Hooker | Westhampton Beach Brewing Company |
| Saturday July 17 3:30 pm 2021 | Olympic trails and Tanitalizations LIL #107 Start: Wantagh Train Station
Suggested watering hole for food and beverages:
Ridgewood Station Tavern Transit: LIRR train to Wantagh station. Arrive Wantagh 3:17pm Penn: Depart 2:21pm Arrive Wantagh 3:17pm Atlantic Terminal: Depart 2:23pm Transfer Jamaica @2:44pm Arrive Wantagh 3:17pm Come out, Cool off, to one of Patron Taints annual summer trails and prepared to participate in an Olympic themed Trail. Bring bathing suits for trail and an Olympic event on-in. | Patron Taint of The Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday June 19 4:00 pm 2021 | 🄠Long Islands 9 Pizzas of Analversary 🄠LIL #106 Start: Long Beach Skate Park If you are taking the train walk north on National, if you are driving there is parking around the skate park. Transit: Penn Station Long Beach train at 2:45pm & Atlantic Terminal 2:45 train to Jamaica to trasfer to Long Beach train at 3:08pm, Arrives in Long Beach at 3:42pm Cum out and Celebrate the Long Island Lunatics 9th straight(ish) year of Hashing with a Piece of Slut trail where it was all resurrected: Long Beach. $7 HASH CASH = circle beer, and snacks On-After: we’re going to the beach, bring what you need. Note the later start time 4PM | Piece O’Slut | |
| Saturday May 22 3:30 pm 2021 | On-On the beaten Port North LIL #105 Start: Suggested (NOT THE START) venue to grab food and beverages closest to start:  Lark Pub & Grub 93 Larkfield Rd, East Northport, NY 11731. NOT THE START Transit: Arrive Northport 3:31p From Penn Depart Penn 2:07pm Transfer Huntington 3:22. Arrive Northport 3:31p From Brooklyn: Depart ATB 1:45pm, Transfer Jamaica 2:29p, Transfer Huntington 3:22. Arrive Northport 3:31p Fill out this form if you’ll be joining the Lunatics on trail From the Hare: Dress for shiggy, expect mud and water crossing. Best to bring change of clothes.IF YOU’RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distancing whenever possible if not masked. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Hand Sanitizer will be provided for all hashers and virgins attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary. | SirGay | |
| Saturday April 24 3:00 pm 2021 | LIL One Hundred Whore Ways Tequila a Mouse LIL #104 Start: Babylon LIRR Train station. Please fill out this Form if you plan on joining the Lunatics on trail. Transit: Arrive Babylon 2:43p From Penn: Depart Penn 1:25p arrive Babylon 2:43p From Atlantic Terminal: Depart ATB 1:13p Transfer @ Jamaica 1:50p arrive Babylon 2:43p Hash Cash: $5. This will cover Beer checks and orange food/snacks at closing circle. Please send hash cash to Tequila via Venmo here
Suggested place (Not the start) to get grub and food before (or after) trail:
The Villager, 262 Deer Park Ave, Babylon, NY, 11702
(THIS IS NOT THE START!!!)
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IF YOU’RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers and virgins attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary. | One Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Four & A Better Mouse Snatch | |
| Saturday March 20 2:30 pm 2021 | LIL #103 Start: Massapequa Train Station Please fill out this Form if you plan on joining the Lunatics on trail. Transit: All LIRR to Massapequa From Penn: Depart Penn 1:21p arrive Massapequa 2:23p From Atl. Term. Brooklyn. Depart ATB 1:23p transfer @ Jamaica 1:46p arrive Massapequa 2:23p Come join the Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers on their 103rd hash trail.
The celebration of their 1st trail of the year, and the new season: Spring!!!!!
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Hash Cash: $0
Bring your own beer.
There will be a plentiful amount of places in, on, and around the start, trail and the on-in for hashers to purchase beer.
Suggested place to get grub and food before (or after) trail:
American Beauty Bistro 24 Central Ave, Massapequa, NY 11758 (This is NOT the start)
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IF YOU’RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers and virgins attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.
| Sword Swollower & Surprise I’m Illiterate! | |
| Saturday December 5 12:00 pm 2020 | 🄠Lawnguylind Asynchronous 🄠LIL #102 Start: Riverhead LIRR Station Transit: LIRR to Riverhead Come out to Riverhead and follow a trail laid by the good SirGay. Then join circle form the comfort of your own home or space on the Zooms around 7pm. Zoom Link: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89868326341 Starting Mark: Riverhead Train Station Chalk talk will be posted here the day before (Friday) Trail will be set by Noon Saturday. Weather: Rain Trail length: 4-6.9 miles Beer checks: 4-5, either dead drops, bars, or breweries on/Along trail | SirGay | |
| Saturday October 31 5:30 pm 2020 | The Ole Amityville Halloween Horror Hash LIL #101 Start: Amityville LIRR Train Station. Please fill out this FORM to register if you plan on attending. Wear your best, spookiest, hash-iest costume, and enjoy the last full moon of almost two decades on all Hollow’s Eve on Long Island. Closest Brewery/Brew Pub to LIRR Station: Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville, NY 11701 Transit: LIRR Train to Amityville station arrive 5:18pm From Penn: Board 4:24pm Babylon bound LIRR train arrive 5:18pm From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn Board the 4:13pm Far Rockaway Bound train, transfer at Jamaica at 4:44pm for the Babylon bound LIRR train arrive Amityville 5:18pm Hash Cash will be $10. Please Venmo Kaptain. IF YOU’RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we’re capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary. | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday September 12 2:00 pm 2020 | 🄠Long Islands 100th Trail!!!! 💯 LIL #100 Start: Prelube: Bright Eyes Beer Company, 50 W Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561 Transit: 🚨 LOCATION CHANGE TO LONG BEACH 🚨 LIRR to Long Beach 🚨 NY Penn: 12:42 PM 6850 Long Beach Train arrives in Long Beach at 1:39 PM Atlantic Terminal: 12:13 PM Far Rockaway Train to Jamaica; Transfer to 1:05 PM 6850 Long Beach Train arrives in Long Beach at 1:39 PM Come join the lunatics of Long Island for the celebration of their 100th trail!!! Please Register via HashRego HERE, attendance is capped at 25. If you don’t you may not get anything to eat. ———————————————————————– IF YOU’RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we’re capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary. | LIL MisMan | |
| Saturday July 4 4:00 pm 2020 | Trail 98: IndepENDence WE’RE BACK!!! LIL #99 Start: Register HERE through HashRego Pre-Lube/Start: McBrides Pub. 101 Bedford Ave, Bellmore, NY. Transit: Transit: LIRR arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM Depart Penn Station at 2:55pm arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM, No Transfer. Depart Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn at 2:45pm, Transfer at Jamaica At 3:20 PM, arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM YOU MUST WEAR A FACE MASK WHEN RIDING THE TRAIN. 1st– Post Pandemic Procedures: Unfortunately the COVID-19 pandemic didn’t just up and disappear, so The Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers have some “Guidelines.” Those Guidelines being: IF YOU’RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distance whenever possible. When unable to practice social distance please wear a face covering. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we’re capping attendance at 18. Please register HERE The LIL will bring and provide hand sanitizer. 2nd: The Fun stuff: If you’re aware of a PT summer trail you know to bring your bathing suit for there may be water crossing(s) &/or a wet on-in; Hash Cash will be $10. Please send money to the Kap: PayPal: Kanimal86@gmail.com | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday April 25 7:00 pm 2020 | Kaptian’s Quarantine Quest Scavenger Hunt!!! LIL #98 Start: Zoom Link https://zoom.us/j/91568922520?pwd=UWphWUtjYnRPeTk4b2x2MTRSeTJyZz09https://zoom.us/j/91568922520… Meeting ID: 915 6892 2520 Password: 193842 One tap mobile +19294362866,,91568922520#,,#,193842# US (New York) +13126266799,,91568922520#,,#,193842# US (Chicago)
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| Saturday March 7 3:00 pm 2020 | LIL Trail 97: The Living Daylight Patronage LIL #97 Start: Prelube: Susans Pub. 8 Railroad Ave, Bethpage, NY 11714 Transit: LIRR Arrive Bethpage 3:04pm 2:12p From Penn Arrive Bethpage 3:04p 1:45 From Atlantic Terminal Arrive Bethpage 3:04p | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday February 8 3:00 pm 2020 | Trail 96: Yankee Doodie Dandy LIL #96 Start: KJ Farrells, 242 Pettit Ave, Bellmore, NY. Right across from the Bellmore train station 🚂 Transit: Party Train: Penn Station: 1:54PM to Bellmore (Babylon line) Atlantic Terminal: 1:43PM Hempstead Line to Jamaica, then transfer to Babylon Line to Bellmore. | Yankee Yanker & Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’ | |
| Saturday January 18 3:00 pm 2020 | LIL Trail 95: Farming into 2020 LIL #95 Start: Prelube: Croxley Ale House, 190 Main St, Farmingdale, NY (2/10 a mile from train station) Many craft beers and great wings at the prelube. Cum on out to the first Lunatic trail of 2020. Bring $20, a flashlight, and virgins Transit: Arrive Farmingdale @ 3:02p From Penn: 1:12p Transfer @ Hicksville for the 2:44 towards Ronkonkoma arrive Farmingdale 3:02p From Atlantic Term: 12:43p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 1:35 Hicksville bound train, transfer at Hicksville for the 2:44 Ronkonkoma bound train arrive Farmingdale 3:02p Penis Fly Crap has learned a few things about haring after 12 years of hashing, 3 years as Dallas hare raiser, and too many trails to count. Cum on out to his first Lunatics Trail and experience the varied terrain that Farmingdale has to offer, as we hash through the hills and dales of Long Island. There will be periods of light shiggy, and most of trail won’t be just running along the road. | Penis Fly Crap | |
| Tuesday December 31 3:00 pm 2019 | 🾠NYE at the End of Long Island 🎉 LIL #94 Start: Montauk! Transit: LIRR to Montauk: Arriving New Years eve, Day of Trail, 12/31, to Montauk. To Make trail train: From Penn 11:01a – Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p From Atlantic Term. 10:35a - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p Screw Trail, in it for the party train: From Penn 4:19p – Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p From Atlantic Term 4:20p – Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p The I still have work and want to party with the lunatics train: From Penn 5:51p – Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p From Atlantic Term 5:49p – Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p I‘m Driving, and can help out other hashers car pool. (Link to carpool form) Celebrate the End of the year at the End of Long Island with: A roaring 20’s themed super shitty coastal trail on Tuesday December 31st, New Years Afternoon around 2:30p, Roaring 20’s NYE party with music and fire pits. Rego is only $69 and includes a T-shirt to the first 15 rego’s! Here’s what you need to do:
| Long Island MisManagement of 2020 | |
| Saturday November 23 3:00 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 93 LIL #93 Start: Ziggy’s Corner Pub, 1 Central Ave, Massapequa, NY 11758 Transit: Arrive Massapequa at 2:56 via Babylon Line of LIRR From Penn: 1:55 Babylon Train arrives in Massapequa at 2:56 From Atlantic: 1:45 Hempstead Train; transfer to 2:20 Babylon Train in Jamaica It’s November, Trail starts at 3p the pack will probably be away at 3:30, it gets dark at 4:30. Bring a headlamp! | What A C*N+ | |
| Saturday October 26 6:30 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 92: The Horror Of Amityville LIL #92 Start: Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville Transit: 5:18pm LIRR pArTy TrAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 6:32pm. (If you miss this one, the 5:55pm from Penn will get you there by the time trail starts.) Or, take the 5:12 or 5:42 from Atlantic Terminal. Don your best Halloween Costume, r*n, and drink at this year’s Amityville Horror Hash. | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday September 21 3:30 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 91: Laid From Long Island It’s Leftovers LIL #91 Start: Valley Stream Prelube: Rail Road Inn, 151 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY Transit: Arrive Valley Stream: 3:19p 2:43p From Penn (no Jamaica Transfer) 2:42p From Atlantic Terminal Bk, Jamaica Transfer @ 3:03 for the Long Beach bound train, Arrive Valley Stream: 3:19p On-In: Call the Kaptian: 516-375-3534 Follow Marks from E Hawthorne Ave and Horton Ave, Lynbrook, NY | Frank Llayd Wrong | Call the Kaptian: 516-375-3534 Follow Marks from E Hawthorne Ave and Horton Ave, Lynbrook, NY |
| Saturday August 24 3:30 pm 2019 | Party Like It’s 1999 LIL #90 Start: Wantagh, NY Prelube: Ridgewood Station Tavern, 3231 Sunrise, Hwy, Wantagh, NY Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Wantagh 3:21pm From Penn: 2:25p (no transfer) towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm From Atl. Term. (Brooklyn): 2:12p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 2:50p towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm A 90’s Theme Hash! 
Best 90’s Costume/Themed wear will win a Quail-Man bobble head.Â
Prepare for water crossing &/or a wet on-in; bring swimsuits or cleanup your birthday suit. | Patron Taint Of The Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday July 13 4:00 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 89: Naughty List Most Wanted LIL #89 Start: It’s a Christmas in July hash Ya’ll! Prelube: Harbor Crab Co. 116 Division St, Patchogue, NY 11772 Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Patchogue at 3:54p 2:12p from Penn, Arrive Patchogue, at 3:54p (No Transfer) 2:12p from Atlantic. Transfer at Jamaica for 2:41 towards Speonk. Arrive Patchogue, at 3:54p Prelube is a .25 Mile west of train station. | Sir Gay | |
| Saturday June 22 1:00 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 88: Trail of 1000 Mermaids LIL #88 Start: Update! Parade watching is on NE corner of 10th/Surf. Trail start: Meeting place/chalk talk will be on the boardwalk, look for the On-On Flag &/or yell R U to find the pack.
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Trail will occur AFTER the Mermaid Parade.
The event start time is when the parade occurs.
Pack will likely be away at 3pm.
Stay Tuned for updates and details.
Transit: The D, F, N, & Q Subway lines will take you to Coney Island. All run from Atlantic Terminal/Barclays Center. If you choose to drive please take note that free parking is very, very, scarce. | Kaptian Hooker & What a €*nt. Don’t forget to bring a towel. | |
| Sunday May 26 3:00 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 87: Hare with Many Names LIL #87 Start: Half Moon Bar & Grill. 22 E Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561 Transit: Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p 1:43p from Penn, Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p (No Transfer) 1:42 from Atlantic.Transfer at Jamaica. Arrive Long Beach 2:39p. On-In: Food trucks and tables next to the boardwalk on Riverside Blvd in Long Beach | Dogface | Food trucks and tables next to the boardwalk on Riverside Blvd in Long Beach |
| Saturday April 13 3:00 pm 2019 | LIL Trail 86 LIL #86 Start: Rockville Center Prelube: North Village Tavern 40 N Village Ave, Rockville Centre, NY 11570 Transit: Arrive Rockville Center (RVC) 3:02pm From Penn: 2:21p Babylon Train to Rockville Center From Atlantic Terminal: 2:23p Far Rockaway Train; Transfer @ Jamaica 2:46p Babylon Train to Rockville Center Last minute update: Bring a dry bag (“it rained”) and DO NOT buy a round trip ticket! | Ditch Sucker & Drop a Pin Slip It In | |
| Saturday March 23 3:00 pm 2019 | Mad Cow Marchness LIL #85 Start: Bellmore Prelube: (now) KJ Farrells Bar and Grill, 242 Pettit Ave Transit: Arrive in Bellmore at 2:48p. From Penn. 1:55P arrive Bellmore 2:48p. From Atlantic Terminal: 1:45p- Transfer Jamaica 2:20p-Â arrive Bellmore 2:48p | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday February 16 1:30 pm 2019 | South Weasternton Northport LIL #84 Start: Northport Prelube: The Laurel Bar 8 Laurel Road, East Northport, NY 11731 Transit: PArTy TrAin to Northport, arriving at 1:17p From Penn: 11:52a From Penn, transfer at Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn: 11:45a from Atl. Term. Transfer at Jamaica (12:15p), and Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport. Meet at Front of the train! For PArTy TrAin!! Trail will be A➡B with bag / beer truck provided. Bring cash for a bar stop and a change of clothes. We will be getting muddy. On-in is allowing us to play with fire, take that as you will. | Sir Gay & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday January 26 2:00 pm 2019 | LIL #83 Start: Dang BBQ, 174 Islip Ave., Islip Transit: Revised from BK!: 11:21 Atl. Term to Jamaica, 12:20 Jamaica to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip OR 11:55 Penn to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip. Either way, arrive at Islip at 1:29 | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday December 29 4:00 pm 2018 | LIL Trail 82: Festivus LIL #82 Start: Gibson (Valley Stream) Prelube: Méli & Mélo Restaurant and Lounge. 153 Dubois Ave, Valley Stream, NY. Transit: LIRR to Gibson. 3:22p from Penn, transfer Jamaica 3:45p, arrives Gibson 3:59p 3:22p from Atlantic Terminal, arrives Gibson 3:59p Join the Mad Cows of Long Island in celebrating, in you’re ugliest of holiday sweaters, Festivus! Hash Cash: $20 or an unopened toy (to be donated to Toys for Tots). Virgins: $10 | Kaptain Hooker | |
| Saturday November 24 2:30 pm 2018 | Hash Wedding LIL #81 Start: Astoria. Prelube: Mad Donkey Beer Bar & Grill 32-07 36th Ave, Astoria, NY 11106 Transit: LIRR to Woodside. 1:47p from Jamaica, arrives Woodside 1:56p Subway to 36th St stop on the N line. From Woodside: 7 train to Queensboro Plaza, North N train to 36th St stop. From Atlantic Terminal: N train North to 36th St. Stop. From Penn: N Train (From Herald Square) North to 36th St. Stop. Its a Hash wedding ya’ll! So lets have a trail, get weird, and get the two hares hash hitched. | Teal Train to Pound Town & Just Lisa | |
| Saturday October 27 12:30 pm 2018 | LiL H3 Trail 80- Douglaston LIL #80 Start: Alley Pond Sports Bar & Grill 232-01 Northern Blvd, Douglaston, New York 11362 Transit: 11:48 from Penn Station to Douglaston. 11:39 from Jamaica to Douglaston (Change at Woodside). Brooklynites: suggest taking the from Penn station train Less then a 10 minute walk to Start. $25 Hash Cash | Coffee Queefer & Doll Vag | |
| Saturday September 15 3:30 pm 2018 | LIL H3 Trail 79 – Stony Brook LIL #79 Start: Stony Brook. Prelube: The Bench. 1095 NY-25A, Stony Brook, NY 11790. Right Across the street from the train station. Transit: LIRR: 1:25p From Penn, arrives 3:17p (no transfer). 1:13p from Atlantic, transfer at Jamaica (1:50) and Huntington (2:42p) also arrives at 3:17p. | Hare: Shots 4 Tots Co-hare: Sir Gay | |
| Saturday August 25 1:30 pm 2018 | 🄠Mad Cows RGM!! â• LIL #78 Start: Kings Park. Prelube and Trail Start: Main Street Pub, 21 Main St (map) Transit: LIRR pARtY tRAiN to Kings Park leaves Penn at 11:52am (Atlantic at 11:43), change at Huntington, arrive at 1:24pm. Note the early start time. We have a tide to catch! Bring a dry bag and a waterproof phone case if you have one. You WILL GET WET on this trail. Cum see who’s taking over the Lunatics mismanagement! | A Little Dirty & Hindlick | |
| Saturday July 28 3:00 pm 2018 | Naughty…Cul LIL #77 Start: East Rockaway. Trail start & Prelube: Barrier Brewing, 3001 New St (map) Transit: ParTy tRaIn to East Rockaway leaves Penn at 1:42pm or Atlantic at 1:13pm. Both trains transfer at Jamaica. Arrive at East Rockaway at 2:26 (plenty of drinking time!). (Note: train schedules from Atlantic have changed. The 2:13pm train will still get you there in time for trail.) Bring a change of clothes AKA Dry Bag or die. P.S. Anyone in a Naughty.Cul (nautical) get up gets a prize. | Kaptain Hooker | |
| Saturday June 23 3:00 pm 2018 | LIL #76 Start: Wantagh, Prelube: Bunker Hill American Tap Room (1912 Wantagh Ave, map) Transit: 1:55pm paRty trAin from Penn to Wantagh (or 1:43pm from Atlantic), arrives at 2:51. It’s a Pool Party! Bring your bathing or birthday suit. | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday May 26 3:00 pm 2018 | Mad Cows’ 6th An*lversary!! LIL #75 Start: Greenlawn. Prelube: Beau’s Bar, 54 Broadway (map) Transit: 1:21pm paRty tRAin from Penn (1:13 from Atlantic) to Greenlawn, change at Huntington, arrive at 2:43. | Hindlick | |
| Saturday May 5 3:00 pm 2018 | LIL #74 Start: Port Jefferson. Prelube: Tara’s Inn, 1519 Main St (map) Transit: 12:22 pArtY tRaIn from Penn Station or Atlantic Terminal, transfer at Huntington, arrives at 2:27pm. (Hashers from Brooklyn also transfer at Jamaica) Wear shiggy socks and trail shoes! | Jersey Steamer & Crotch Flap | |
| Saturday March 31 3:30 pm 2018 | LIL #73 Start: Riverhead Transit: 1:07pm pArtY tRaiN from Penn, transfer at Ronkonkoma, arrive at 3:15pm -or- 12:45pm from Atlantic Terminal, transfer to the pArtY tRaiN at Jamaica at 1:30. Trail will visit at least 3 breweries with shiggy, turkey/eagle trail and possible water crossing. It’s a hike to get out there and trains out of Riverhead are few and far between, so plan to stay the night! There are a few options for crash space, otherwise some hashers will be taking a cab to Ronkonkoma to catch an hourly train back. | Sir Gay & Teal Train to Pound Town | |
| Saturday March 3 3:30 pm 2018 | LIL #72 Start: Westbury. Prelube: Friar’s Tavern, 231 Post Ave. (map) Transit: 2:22pm pArTY tRaiN from Penn or Atlantic Term to Westbury, arrives at 3:06. | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday February 3 1:30 pm 2018 | Geordi’s Beer Day! LIL #71 Start: Susan’s Pub, 8 Railroad Ave, Bethpage, NY Transit: pArtY tRaIn: 12:12AM from Penn Station, or 11:45AM from Atlantic with a transfer at Jamaica. Arrives 1:01PM at Bethpage. Note the early train time! Shiggy socks strongly recommended. | Geordi La Foreskin, Cums Faster Than Men, & Surprise I’m Illiterate | |
| Saturday January 6 3:00 pm 2018 | LIL #70 Start: Jamaica LIRR, Prelube: Maloney’s, 87-67 Sutphin Blvd (8 min walk from station, map) Transit: 2:22pm pArtY tRaIn from Penn OR Atlantic. Trains ‘come together’ at 2:43! This on-in is worth coming out and we have a swell avoid-the-cold trail planned! There will be beer! There will be warmth! You will get a workout but none of your parts will fall off, guaranteed*. Still, it will be VERY cold and there is a wind chill advisory, so please make sure you keep all your parts covered (wear gloves and a hat). *As long as you don’t decide to do trail with no pants on. | Grayvee Train & What a C*nt | |
| Saturday December 2 12:00 pm 2017 | 69th R*nning of the Mad Cows!! Dec 1-3 LIL #69 Start: Montauk Transit: Options are listed here under “Transportation” We’re doing the 69!! All weekend long. Starting with a Mad Cow pub crawl Friday night, a super shitty coastal trail on Saturday, pARty Saturday night with live music and fire pits, and wrapping it up with a fat boy trail Sunday. Rego is only $69 and includes a T-shirt! Here’s what you need to do: 1. Submit your rego: https://sites.google.com/view/longisland69 2. Pay A Little Dirty $69 (check the Event Details on the url above) 3. Book your room at Daunt’s Albatross Motel (631) 668-2729‬ There are only a handful of rooms left! We need a headcount to plan beer and food quantities, so please book and pay by Thanksgiving. Shirts will be ordered Nov 15. | R*n 69 Committee | |
| Saturday November 4 3:00 pm 2017 | LIL #68 Start: Great Neck LIRR, Prelube: Señor Nacho 31 S Middle Neck Rd (exit front of train) Transit: 2:18pm pArTy TRaIn from Penn Station to Great Neck, arrives at 2:55. No train from Atlantic this time, Brooklyners! | Hindlick & A Little Dirty | |
| Friday October 13 8:00 pm 2017 | The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash LIL #67 Start: Amityville LIRR parking lot Transit: 6:46pm LIRR pArtY tRaIN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:50. (If you miss this one, the 7:08 will get you there by the time trail starts.) Join the Mad Cows in Amityville on Friday the 13th to party again with the ORIGINAL Long Island H3! On-In: Carney’s Irish Pub And Restaurant, 136 Broadway, Amityville | Cheeky Bastard | Carney’s Irish Pub And Restaurant, 136 Broadway, Amityville |
| Saturday September 2 3:00 pm 2017 | LIL #66 Start: Valley Stream. Prelube: Railroad Inn, 151 S Franklin Ave (under the tracks, map) Transit: 2:12pm pArtY tRaIN from Penn -or- Atlantic Terminal to Valley Stream. Penn stationers transfer at Jamaica this time! Arrive at 2:45. | Kaptain Hooker | |
| Saturday August 5 3:00 pm 2017 | **START/TIME CHANGE** LIL #65 Start: Lynbrook, Prelube: Pearsall’s Station, 479 Sunrise Hwy (across from LIRR Station, map) Transit: 2:25pm pArTy tRAiN from Penn to Lynbrook, arrives at 3:03. Brooklyn alternative: 2:12pm from Atlantic Terminal transfer at Jamaica to the Penn pArTy tRAiN!! Good chance of getting wet on trail – bring dry everything to change into. Bring a waterproof bag to keep any valuables dry on trail. Chicken/Eagle split. Drink check. | Piece of Slut | |
| Saturday July 1 3:00 pm 2017 | LIL #64 Start: Rockville Centre. Prelube: MacArthur Park Restaurant, 1 Maple Ave Transit: 1:55 pArTY tRaiN from Penn to Rockville Centre, arrives at 2:36. | Three Inch Troll Slayer & Amoeba | |
| Saturday June 3 3:00 pm 2017 | LIL #63 Start: Wantagh LIRR Station, Prelube: Correy’s Ale House, 3274 Railroad Ave (map) Transit: 1:55pm pArtY TrAiN from Penn, arrives in Wantagh at 2:51. Summer’s coming and we’re going swimming regardless if it feels like summer. Bring suits! | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday May 6 2:30 pm 2017 | Mad Cows’ 5th An*lversary and.. Derby Day! LIL #62 Start: Floral Park LIRR, Prelube: Arp’s Tavern, 45 Atlantic Ave (map ) Transit: 1:42 pARtY TrAiN from Penn or Atlantic, arrives in Floral Park at 2:19pm. Remember all that swag at the inaugural trail?? Well, we won’t have any of that, but there will be a trail and beer and much rejoicing. It’s Derby Day! Don’t let an excellent opportunity to get drunk while wearing extravagant headgear pass you by! | The Mismanagement | |
| Saturday April 15 2:00 pm 2017 | LIL #61 Start: Sea Cliff, Prelube: The Crispy Pig, 243 Glen Cove Ave (GOOD BEER – worth the mile walk: map) Transit: 12:22 PaRtY TrAin from Penn Station, arriving in Sea Cliff at 1:26pm (DON’T MISS THIS TRAIN, or.. consider a cab from Mineola) Expect non-pizza food and non-concrete r*nning. Advance RSVP on the Facebook event greatly appreciated! | Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday March 4 3:00 pm 2017 | March Madness LIL #60 Start: Bethpage, Prelube: Susan’s Pub, 8 Railroad Ave (map) Transit: 2:12 LIRR pArtY TrAiN from Penn to Bethpage, arriving at 3:01pm. Train from Atlantic Term leaves at 1:45. $0.75 Beer and other Unbelievable Lies! | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday February 4 2:00 pm 2017 | LIL #59 Start: (and prelube) Oyster Bay Brewing Co., 36 Audrey Ave (map) Transit: From Penn take the 12:25pm pArtY tRaIn to Oyster Bay, change at Jamaica and arrive at 1:46. (Coming from Brooklyn, take the 12:22 from Atlantic Term.) | Ditch Sucker & Drawn Johnson | |
| Saturday January 7 1:30 pm 2017 | LIL #58 Start: Greenvale LIRR station Prelube (and trail start): The Barefoot Peddler, 37 Glen Cove Road (map) Transit: 12:25 LIRR pArTy tRaIn from Penn to Greenvale, transfer at Jamaica, arrives at 1:20pm. (From Brooklyn, leave Atlantic Terminal at 12:22) Bring shiggy socks! | Teal Train to Pound Town & Just Lisa | |
| Saturday December 17 2:00 pm 2016 | LIL #57 Start: Ronkonkoma, Prelube: The Diamond Club, 33 Railroad Avenue (map) Transit: 12:12pm LIRR PaRtY tRaIn from Penn Station, arriving at 1:32. (Brooklyn Lunatics can intercept this one by taking the 11:45am from Atlantic Terminal) Local craft beer at the on-in! It’s your antidote… | Cheeky Bastard and Kap’n Hooker | |
| Saturday November 19 3:00 pm 2016 | LIL #56 Start: Mineola. Prelube: O’Carroll’s Recovery Room, 214 Station Plaza North (map) Transit: 2:22pm PaRty TrAin from Penn to Mineola, arriving at 3pm. | Doll Vag and Krispy Kringle | |
| Saturday October 29 7:30 pm 2016 | The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash LIL #55 Start: Amityville LIRR Station Transit: 6:25pm PaRTy tRAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:31. It’s the resurrection of the ORIGINAL Long Island H3! And both LIL and CUNT are going to help drink their beer while we drag them out of dormancy. Costumes are mandatory and spooky drinking vessels go to the first 69 hashers who RSVP and show-up! Please email Bee Fart or join the Long Island Lunatic’s Facebook (closed group) or Meetup events. Prelube at 7pm in the parking lot. Bring $25 hashcash, a flashlight and virgins! | Bee Fart, PhranCruthers & A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday September 17 1:30 pm 2016 | LIL #54 Start: Kings Park, Prelube: Main Street Pub (map) Transit: PaRtY tRaIn departs Penn at 11:51am, arrives in Kings Park at 1:20pm. One word: INNERTUBES!! | Hindlick & A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday August 20 3:30 pm 2016 | LIL #53 Start: Bellmore LIRR station, Prelube: Third Rail, 216 Pettit Avenue (map) Transit: 2:25pm PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Bellmore, arriving at 3:18. Another epic trail promised! Epic means something extra-ordinary (and the extra means hash cash will be $25-30). However, a big turnout means a better deal. Please RSVP on Facebook or Meetup (or send Coffee a wee note). And bring a swim suit! | Coffee Queefer & Little Bitch | |
| Saturday July 16 2:30 pm 2016 | LIL #52 Start: Stony Brook. Prelube at The Bench, 1095 Rt. 25 A (across from LIRR station, map) Transit: 12:22 LIRR pArTy tRaIn to Stony Brook, arriving 2:15pm Bring train beers and a change of clothes. There’s an optional swim leg on trail! | Teal Train to Pound Town | |
| Saturday June 18 3:00 pm 2016 | LIL #51 Start: Wantagh LIRR Station. Prelube: Corry’s Alehouse (map) Transit: 1:55pm LIRR pArTy tRaiN from Penn to Wantagh, arriving at 2:51. Expect standard summertime hashing goodness! Bring shiggy socks, sunscreen and you might want to throw in a towel and something to swim in (just in case). | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday May 28 4:00 pm 2016 | Mad Cows’ 4th An*lversary! LIL #50 Start: Malverne, prelube: Connolly Station (exit back of train, cross tracks map) Transit: 3:22pm LIRR pArTy tRAin from Penn to Malverne, arriving at 4:06pm. Transfer at Jamaica at 3:45, transfer AGAIN at Valley Stream at 4:00. Note the later start time! | A Little Dirty & Kap’n Hooker | |
| Saturday April 23 3:00 pm 2016 | LIL #49 Start: Massapequa Prelube: Ziggy’s Corner Pub, 1 Central Ave (at the station) Transit: Take the 1:45 PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Massapequa station, arriving 2:45pm. It’s ‘Spring Training’ – wear your favorite sports team attire! | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | |
| Saturday March 26 3:00 pm 2016 | LIL #48 Start: Rockville Centre Prelube: Cannon’s Blackthorn, 49 N Village Ave (map) Transit: 2:15 Babylon train from Penn to Rockville Centre, arriving at 2:58. | Pert Plus & Coneylingus | |
| Saturday February 20 2:00 pm 2016 | LIL #47 Start: Hicksville Trail Start & Prelube: Smashburger (180 W Old Country Rd, 6 min walk from Hicksville LIRR Station). Hashcash will be $30. Expect the unexpected! RSVP on the facebook event page (if you’re not a member, join Long Island Lunatics H3 and the link will work). Transit: 1:12pm PaRtY tRaIn from Penn, arrives in Hicksville at 1:55. | Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday January 23 3:00 pm 2016 | LIL #46 Start: 4th Ave Pub (76 4th Ave, Brooklyn) The original trail has been postponed until Feb 20. Come out for an A-B trail we’re calling.. Plan B! Transit: D/N/R/Q/4/5/2/3/LIRR to Atlantic Terminal | A Little Dirty and friends | |
| Saturday December 19 3:00 pm 2015 | Lunatic RGM LIL #45 Start: Lynbrook LIRR Station Prelube: McQuades, 275 Merrick Rd Transit: pARtY TrAiN: 1:55pm from Penn, arrives in Lynbrook at 2:37. | Kaptain Hooker | |
| Saturday November 28 3:00 pm 2015 | LIL #44 Start: Forest Hills (LIRR station). Prelube: Dirty Pierre’s, 13 Station Square Transit: 2:15pm pArtY tRaiN from Penn to Forest Hills, arrives at 2:31. A one-way city ticket will get you there for $4.25. You can also take the E/F/M/R to Forest Hills 71st Av. | Bolly Woodless | |
| Saturday October 24 2:00 pm 2015 | Mad Cows Invade New Jersey LIL #43 Start: Laurel Hill Park, 3 blocks from Secaucus Junction Transit: Meet at 12:45pm for prelube at Tracks. The 1:14pm PaRty tRaiN from Penn to Secaucus Junction costs $4, takes 9 minutes and it’s an easy walk to the start. The Lunatics are taking their beers and cow print to Summit H3’s Interhash 2015! You can start the weekend at Friday’s Bimbos trail and reserve room(s) at the hash hotel, stay for the full event including dinner Saturday night – or – just run trail Saturday. More info at hashnj.com | Jersey Asshole & Sassy Lassy | |
| Saturday September 26 2:00 pm 2015 | LIL #42 Start: Locust Valley LIRR station Prelube: Tavern on the Plaza (right at the station) Transit: 12:25pm pArTY tRaIn from Penn, arriving 1:35pm Live hare! Bring shiggy socks and a change of clothes if you want to take a swim. | Cum on Moses, Just Diana and A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday August 29 2:00 pm 2015 | LIL & C*NT Joint Hash LIL #41 Start: (and prelube) Oyster Bay Brewing Company, 76 South St. (close to the station) Transit: 12:25 LIRR PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Oyster Bay (transfer at Jamaica), arrive at 1:46pm. | Cum Test Dummy | |
| Saturday August 1 3:00 pm 2015 | LIL #40 Start: Bellmore LIRR Station, Prelube: KJ Farrell’s Bar, 242 Petite Ave (across from the station) Transit: 1:55pm PaRtY tRAiN from Penn, arriving in Bellmore at 2:48pm. Bring a bathing suit! There will be opportunities to get wet on trail. On-In: La Casa de Willing Tongue | Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue | La Casa de Willing Tongue |
| Saturday July 4 2:00 pm 2015 | 4th of July LIL #39 Start: Massapequa Park at 3 in the Rear’s house Transit: 12:55pm pARty tRAin, arriving at 1:58. PLEASE RSVP for this one by joining the event on Facebook or emailing 3 in the Rear (ubiquity24@yahoo.com). Bring: sunblock, bug spray, shiggy socks, a towel, dry clothes and wear a bathing suit! | 3 in the Rear & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday June 13 12:30 pm 2015 | LIL #38 Start: Floral Park LIRR Station Transit: 11:45am pArTy tRaIn, arrive at 12:21. Note the early start time. This isn’t your standard trail, folks. Come find out why! Hashcash will be $30. | Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday May 2 2:00 pm 2015 | Mad Cows’ 3rd An*lversary! LIL #37 Start: Locust Valley, Prelube: Tavern on The Plaza (right at the station) Transit: Take the 12:25 paRty tRain from Penn to Locust Valley, arriving at 1:35pm. Joint PRE-Prelube at Penn (Track’s Bar) at 11am with hashers heading to Tower’s Stencho De Mayo. | Krispy Kringle, Coneylingus & A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday April 4 3:00 pm 2015 | I-Feel Tower’s On Out! LIL #36 Start: Oakdale, Prelube: McGovern’s, 1487 Montauk Hwy Transit: 12:55pm PaRTy tRaIn from Penn to Oakdale, arriving 2:37. Transfer at Babylon! | I-Feel Tower & Spank the Plank | |
| Saturday March 7 3:00 pm 2015 | LIL #35 Start: Long Beach LIRR Prelube: The Park Bar & Grill, 20 W Park Ave (across from the station) Transit: From Penn take the 1:45pm PaRTy (toga optional) tRAiN to Long Beach, arriving 2:42pm. Bring: Dry bag, virgins, whistle, thirst for beer, extra liver, insults, etc. | Dick Shavin’s Vagina Juice | |
| Saturday February 7 2:00 pm 2015 | The Kaptain’s Virgin Lay LIL #34 Start: Valley Stream LIRR station Prelube: The Rail Road Inn (AKA The Rail), 51 South Franklin Ave (under the station) Transit: 1:12 LIRR train from Penn to Valley Stream, arrives 1:45pm. Note the early start time! | Kaptain Hooker & Ditch Sucker | |
| Saturday January 3 3:00 pm 2015 | LIL #33 Start: Mineola LIRR Station Transit: 2:22pm pArTy tRAin from Penn Station, arrives in Mineola at 3pm. Prelube: Murphy’s Bar & Grill, 234 Old Country Rd | Coneylingus | |
| Saturday December 6 3:00 pm 2014 | R*n with the Mad Cows in… Brooklyn! LIL #32 Start: 25th Avenue subway station on the D line. Bring a headlamp or flashlight. | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday November 1 4:00 pm 2014 | LIL #31 Start: Hicksville (LIRR station) Transit: Take the 3:12 pArtY tRaIN from Penn Station, arriving 3:55. | Doll Vag | |
| Saturday October 4 5:00 pm 2014 | The Amityville Horror Hash is BACK! LIL #30 Start: Copiague LIRR Station Transit: Take the 3:57 LIRR PaRTy TrAiN from Penn to Copiague (Babylon line), arriving 5:06. We’re reviving the Amityville Horror Hash and hopefully the sleeping ancestor of the LIL kennel – the ORIGINAL Long Island H3! Come in your best zombie costume: http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Zombie-Costume | Condom Style, Bee Fart & A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday September 6 3:00 pm 2014 | The Great Gatsby Trail, Old Sport LIL #29 Start: Great Neck LIRR Transit: From Penn take the 2:18pm LIRR PArTY TrAiN, arriving 2:55. | Bushy, Coneylingus & Splat | |
| Saturday August 2 5:30 pm Note the 5:30 start time 2014 | LIL #28 Start: Riis Landing, Rockaway, Queens Transit: pArTy FeRrY = CANCELLED due to inclement weather. Take the 2 train to Flatbush, then a Q35 bus to Rockaway. Drivers can park at Jacob Riis Beach for $10. Rides back to parking lot available. Q Train & B31 Bus are the way back home after. | Geordi LaForeskin & Just Abbie | |
| Saturday July 12 1:30 pm 2014 | Long Island Lunatics H3 An*l General Meeting LIL #27 Start: Kings Park LIRR – Prelube at Main Street Pub, 21 Main St Transit: 11:51 pArtY tRaIn from Penn to Kings Park, arriving 1:20pm. The mad cows will be reflecting on the past 12 months of LIL trails in the serene and creepy town of Kings Park. Bring shiggy socks, sunscreen, bug spray, dry clothes and wear your swimsuit on trail! | A Little Dirty, I Feel Tower & Coneylingus | |
| Saturday June 14 2:00 pm 2014 | LIL #26 Start: (and prelube): Sayville LIRR, Flatbush Pub, 361 Railroad Ave Transit: 11:57 PaRty tRain leaving Penn Station, transfer at Babylon, arrive at 1:42. Bring dry clothes and towel. You MUST RSVP to participate in the full trail. Contact a hare (amy.bittner2011@gmail.com) or better yet, join the Long Island Lunatics fb group and rsvp to the event: https://www.facebook.com/events/264658837034993/ | Coffee Queefer & Spank the Plank | |
| Sunday May 18 3:00 pm Note: this is a Sunday 2014 | Mad Cows Turn 2! LIL #25 Start: Long Beach. Prelube: Park Sports Bar & Grill, 20 W Park Ave, opposite the station. Transit: 1:45pm LIRR PaRty tRaIn from Penn to Long Beach, arriving 2:42pm. The on-in is outdoors so bring something warm to wear. 3-mile chicken option for those recovering from the Brooklyn Half and aftermath. | Pearl Necklace, Dogface & Baboon Ass | |
| Saturday April 19 4:00 pm 2014 | Doll Vag’s Virgin Lay LIL #24 Start: Oyster Bay LIRR Transit: 2:25 PaRTy tRAiN from Penn to Oyster Bay, arriving 3:46pm. The next train is 2 HOURS later, so don’t be late! | Doll Vag | |
| Saturday March 15 3:00 pm 2014 | LIL #23 Start: Wantagh LIRR Prelube: Corry’s Alehouse, 3274 Railroad Ave Transit: Take the 1:57pm pArtY TRaiN from Penn Station to Wantagh, arriving 2:53pm. | Condom Style | |
| Saturday February 15 5:15 pm 2014 | LIL #22 Start: Farmingdale LIRR Station Transit: 4:12 PaRtY tRaIn from Penn Station, arriving in Farmingdale at 5:06 | Spank The Plank | |
| Saturday January 18 2:00 pm 2014 | LIL #21 Start: Syosset LIRR station Transit: PaRty tRaIN leaves Penn Station at 12:51pm, arriving in Syosset at 1:44pm. DJ’s Virgin Lay! | Drawn Johnson & A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday December 14 2:00 pm 2013 | LIL #20 Start: Seaford LIRR Station Transit: ParTy TrAIn leaves Penn Station on the Babylon LIRR line at 12:57pm, arriving in Seaford at 1:56. Coinciding with the holiday season, trail will be holiday themed. Come dressed in your best holiday gear. You want to be a Santa Claus or a creepy ass elf on the shelf, feel free. Ugly Christmas sweater? Sure! Good possibility of shiggy. Pre-Lube: [tentatively] Sunset Grill | Meatspin, Coffee Queefer, Just Danielle | |
| Saturday November 16 4:45 pm 2013 | LIL #19 Start: Hempstead LIRR Station Transit: Take the 3:45 PaRty TrAiN from Penn Station to Hempstead, arriving at 4:37pm. Prelube in the parking lot. Bring a headlamp, shiggy socks not required. | Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday October 19 4:00 pm 2013 | 2nd Anal Lunatics Zombie Hash! LIL #18 Start: Massapequa LIRR station Transit: 2:25pm ParTy TrAiN from Penn Station, arrives 3:26pm in Massapequa (NOT Massapequa Park! Late-c*mmers grab the 2:55, arriving at 3:56.) Prelube & Makeup from 3pm at Mugsy Magee’s Bar, 24 Central Ave | Three in the Rear & Condom Style | |
| Saturday September 21 5:00 pm 2013 | LIL #17 Start: Oceanside LIRR Station Transit: Take the 3:45 PArtY TrAiN from Penn Station to Oceanside, arriving at 4:31pm. From the Hares : Please note that there is no LIRR service between Valley Stream & Longbeach. Expect LIRR bus Service from Valley Stream to Oceanside. Prelube? Maybe. If we find one, look for marks! | A Little Dirty, Coneilingus & Spank the Plank | |
| Saturday August 17 2:00 pm 2013 | LIL #16 Start: Huntington LIRR Station Transit: Take the 12:50 PaRty TrAiN from Penn to Huntington, arrive 1:55pm. Bring: bathing suit, towel and bug spray. If you plan to attend, please join the Facebook event. | Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday July 20 12:00 pm 2013 | Long Island Lunatics Anal General Meeting! LIL #15 Start: Main St Pub next to Kings Park LIRR station at HIGH NOON. Transit: Meet FART at Penn Station for 10:22am LIRR pArTy tRaiN to Kings Park. Expect an epic trail, 2 drink checks + give-aways. Bring: bug spray, shiggy socks and dry bag. | I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty | |
| Saturday June 22 5:00 pm 2013 | LIL #14 Start: Patchogue LIRR station Transit: Take Babylon-bound PArTy TrAiN departing Penn Station @ 3:15 PM. Arrive Babylon @ 4:26PM & transfer to train to Sayville, which arrives Patchogue @ 4:56 pm. We will have to carpool people back to the train station @ end of night or people are welcome to stay overnight at Bug Juice’s apartment floor or sleep on the beach. Lol | Bug Juice & Kim Dong Dildo | |
| Saturday May 25 3:00 pm 2013 | Long Island Lunatics: First Analversary! LIL #13 Start: 150 West Bay Dr, Long Beach Transit: 1:45PM LIRR PArTy tRaiN from Penn Station to Long Beach (arrives 2:42). Walk 3 blocks west on W Park Ave. Take a right on Magnolia and walk 6 blocks north to the Long Beach Arena parking lot. Note: Special Tshirts for sale in men’s & women’s. | Long Island Lunatics Committee | |
| Saturday April 27 3:00 pm 2013 | LIL #12 Start: Cold Spring Harbor Station Transit: PaRtY TrAiN – From Penn Station Depart at 1:50 , arrive at Cold Spriong Harbor at 2:49 ; Depart from Jamaica Station at 2:12, arrive at Cold Spring Harbor at 2:49 | Lazer Labia & Fort Orgy & Condom Style | |
| Saturday March 23 5:00 pm 2013 | LIL #11 Start: Babylon LIRR Station – Twisted Shamrock, 11 Railroad Ave, Babylon Village NY 11702 (accross from the Babylon station) Transit: 3:15 PaRTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Babylon at 4:12. Pre-lube at Noon: 5th Annual Babylon Pub Crawl! http://www.babylonvillagepubcrawl.com/index.html Note: A to A trail. Bring a head lamp and/or flashlight. | Bug Juice, Genghis Cunt & Chokes On Dick | |
| Saturday February 23 5:00 pm 2013 | LIL #10 Start: Oceanside Station (Oceanside, NY) Transit: Meet at Penn Station at 3:30 to catch the 3:45 train to Oceanside on the Babylon Line Feel free to bring beverages for the ride (it’s a hr long ride) | Lazer Labia & Fort Orgy | |
| Saturday January 26 5:00 pm 2013 | The Mad Cows Invade Bethpage! LIL #9 Start: Bethpage LIRR station (exit, cross the tracks and look for hashers in the parking lot on the other side of Stewart Ave) Transit: 4:15 PArtY TrAin (towards Ronkonkoma) from Penn Station, arriving at 5:04. Bring: Flashlight, ID & $20 | Spank The Plank | |
| Saturday December 1 5:00 pm 2012 | LIL #8 Start: Westbury LIL RR Station Transit: pArtY TRaiN instructions from Penn Station to Westbury: 3:25 arriving 4:05 or 4:25 arriving 5:05 pArtY TRaiN instructions from Brooklyn to Westbury: 3:12 (Atlantic Terminal), change at Jamaica, take the 3:46 to Westbury, arriving 4:05 or 4:12 (Atlantic Terminal), change at Jamaica, take the 4:46 to Westbury, arriving 5:05 Bring: Flashlights & warm clothes | Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy & Scott Foreman | |
| Saturday November 3 3:00 pm 2012 | LIL #7 Details about this hash were never recorded. Please update for the historical record. | Hares Needed | |
| Saturday October 6 3:00 pm 2012 | LIL #6 Details about this hash were never recorded. Please update for the historical record. | Hares Needed | |
| Saturday September 8 3:00 pm 2012 | LIL #5 Details about this hash were never recorded. Please update for the historical record. | Hares Needed | |
| Saturday August 11 3:00 pm 2012 | LIL #4 Details about this hash were never recorded. Please update for the historical record. | Hares Needed | |
| Saturday July 7 6:00 pm 2012 | Mad Cows Invade North Shore! LIL #3 Start: Tavern On The Plaza, 4 The Plaza, Locust Valley NY Transit: Take the 4:25 PM Long Island Railroad train from Penn Station; change at Jamaica to reach Locust Valley at 5:35 PM. Walk NE on Elm Street. Take a Right onto Birch Hill Road. Take a Right onto The Plaza Arrive at the Tavern On The Plaza for the Pre-lube. The walk to the Tavern is about 2/10 of a mile | I-Feel Tower & Lil? Dirty | |
| Sunday June 3 4:00 pm 2012 | LIL #2 Start: Rockville Centre LIRR Station Parking Lot Transit: Take the 2:39 pm LIRR train from Penn Station arriving at 3:20pm. Pre-lube: Cannon’s Blackthorn at 49 North Village Ave. | Rafa & Captain Jack Swallows | |
| Sunday May 6 4:00 pm 2012 | Long Island Lunatics Inaugural Hash! LIL #1 Start: 150 West Bay Dr. Long Beach NY Transit: Take the 2:45PM LIRR Train to Long Beach from Penn Station. You will arrive at 3:42PM. Walk 3 blocks west on W Park Ave. Take a right onto Magnolia. Walk 6 blocks north to the check-in location. Google Maps Directions There’ll be Beer, Sand, Surf & Mad Cow Haberdashery in Abundance on this historical trail. | I-Feel Tower & Rafa |
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2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
2013 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
2012 Misman
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology