Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
Schedule
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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| Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) | OnIn |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saturday July 5 2:00 pm 2025 | Pool Hash Redux! LIL #143 Start: Motion Craft Brewed 1036B Park Blvd, Massapequa Park, NY 11762 Transit: Penn: 12:44pm Babylon line arriving at Massapequa Park at 1:44pm GCT: 12:39pm Far Rockaway line transfer at Jamaica at 1:06pm to the Babylon line. Arrive at Massapequa Park at 1:44pm Atlantic: 12:24pm Jamaica line. Transfer to Babylon line at 1:06pm. Arrive at Massapequa Park at 1:44pm There will be water! Make sure to bring a change of clothes, a towel, and swimsuits. Extra pair of shoes/sandals might be recommended. Floaties will be provided for poor swimmers at the end. There will be a cookout at the end so please bring cash for hash cash. Vegetarian options will be available. | 3 In the Rear and Drunksophila | |
| Saturday June 14 2:00 pm 2025 | Hashing at the Border! QBNH3 and LILH3 Collaboration Trail LIL #142 Start: Rosedale Train Station Transit: Penn: 1:06pm on the Long Beach line to Rosedale at 1:39pm GCT: 12:56pm West Heampstead line. Transfer at Jamaica for the 1:28pm Long Beach train. Arrive at Rosedale at 1:39pm Atlantic: 12:44pm Jamaica train. Transfer at Jamaica for the 1:28pm Long Beach train. Arrive at Rosedale at 1:39pm Queens Black Knights and the Long Island Lunatics are collaborating on a trail! We are getting the best of both worlds: hashing both on Long Island and deep Queens! | Gabe The Babe | |
| Saturday May 31 2:00 pm 2025 | Drunk’s RVC Trail LIL #141 Start: Dark Horse Tavern, 12 S Park Ave, Rockville Centre, NY 11570 Transit: Penn: 1:06pm long branch line. Transfer at Jamaica to the Massapequa line at 1:32. Arrive at Rockville Centre at 1:46pm GCT: 1:10pm Massapequa line to Rockville Centre at 1:46pm. Atlantic: 1:04pm to Jamaica. Transfer to to the Massapequa line at 1:32pm. Arrive at Rockville Centre at 1:46pm. | Drunksophila |
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Mismanagement
Garbling Mess (GM)
Drunksophila Masturbator
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Drunksophila Masturbator
2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
2013 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
2012 Misman
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology