Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
Schedule
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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| Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) | OnIn |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saturday July 18 2:00 pm 2026 | Love on Long Island LIL #150 Start: Arps Tavern Transit: LIRR to Floral Park From PENN: 12:57 Port Jefferson or 1:15 Ronkonkoma From Atlantic: 12:44, change at Jamaica to 1:22 Port Jeff line, off at Floral Park A to B, Drink Checks, whatever silliness I can rustle up Starting a bit early to be done in time for the World Cup On-In: J. Fallon’s Tap Room | Love Canal, Tits-Tats-Toes, 3 in the Rear | J. Fallon’s Tap Room |
| Saturday June 20 2:00 pm 2026 | Fluffy’s Long Beach Adventure LIL #149 Start: Long Beach train station Transit: Penn: 1:06pm train arrive at Long Beach 2:02pm GCT: 12:56pm transfer at Jamaica for 1:28pm train to Long Beach arrive at 1:02pm Atlantic: 12:44pm train transfer at Jamaica for 1:28pm train to Long Beach arrive at 1:02pm On-In: Das Biergarten | Fluffy (and a TBD cohare) | Das Biergarten |
| Saturday May 9 1:30 pm 2026 | May Flowers trail LIL #148 Start: Knockers Pub, 2106 Grand Ave, North Baldwin (4 min walk from Baldwin station) Transit: 12:42pm Babylon train from Penn Station arrives at Baldwin at 1:23pm; 12:39pm Far Rockaway train from Grand Central arrives at Jamaica at 12:59pm and then switch to the Babylon train coming from Penn; 12:24pm Jamaica train from Atlantic Terminal arrives at Jamaica at 12:45pm and then switch to the Babylon train coming from Penn A to B trail, the hare is going to try and deploy a drink check | Cheeky Bastard |
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Mismanagement
Garbling Mess (GM)
Drunksophila Masturbator
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Drunksophila Masturbator
2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
2013 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
2012 Misman
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology