Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
Schedule
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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| Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) | OnIn |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saturday May 9 1:30 pm 2026 | May Flowers trail LIL #148 Start: Knockers Pub, 2106 Grand Ave, North Baldwin (4 min walk from Baldwin station) Transit: 12:42pm Babylon train from Penn Station arrives at Baldwin at 1:23pm; 12:39pm Far Rockaway train from Grand Central arrives at Jamaica at 12:59pm and then switch to the Babylon train coming from Penn; 12:24pm Jamaica train from Atlantic Terminal arrives at Jamaica at 12:45pm and then switch to the Babylon train coming from Penn A to B trail, the hare is going to try and deploy a drink check | Cheeky Bastard | |
| Saturday March 28 2:30 pm 2026 | Bears emerging from hibernation hash! LIL #147 Start: Your Mother’s House Transit: Penn: 1:35PM on the Huntington line to Merillon Av station at 2:14PM (note this train in on the hour so if you want to get there early to have ample prelube time, get on the 12:35PM train) GCT: 1:25PM and transfer at Jamaica to board the Huntington train at 1:58PM. Arrive at Merillon Av station at 2:14 Atlantic: 1:24PM and transfer at Jamaica to board the Huntington train at 1:58PM. Arrive at Merillon Av station at 2:14PM Lawnguyland lunatics are back from our winter slumber! | Surprise! I’m Illiterate |
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Mismanagement
Garbling Mess (GM)
Drunksophila Masturbator
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Drunksophila Masturbator
2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
2013 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
2012 Misman
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology