The Brooklyn Hash House Harriersbrooklynhash


Founded by Keith Kanaga & Charles Dugan in 1993. Presided over by the likes of Fluffy, Wet Connection, The Body, FMIG, The Saint, and Headlights ever since. The Better Beer Hash.


Runs every Monday starting at 7:00 pm with the exception of Memorial Day Weekend, The Polar Bear Hash, and The AGM which are run on Sunday.

Other big events include Brooklyn Summer Camp, The AGM and Brooklyn Half Pub Crawls, and the Marathon Recovery Run.

We’ll even go to Queens once in a while just because we can.

Receding Hareline (Next 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
Brooklyn #1126
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
Cheeky Bastard (OR msg him if you’re interested!)
Brooklyn #1127
Start: Bier Wax, 556 Vanderbilt Ave
Transit: A/C to Clinton-Washington Aves, 2/3 to Bergen St, B/Q to 7th Ave, Citibike, r*n!

A to B with a drink check and plenty of play checks! (Drink checker requested) London Rules at the *new* on-in

Mis-Management 2018-???

Joint Masters
Drug Bust
Cheeky Bastard
Religious Advisor
Cum On Moses
Grayvee Train
De Ja Poo
Check Spreader
Dunkel Schweiss
Web Site Guy
Turd Dimension

Mis-Management 2016-2018

Joint Masters
Drug Bust
Tequila Whore
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
US Marine Whore

Mis-Management 2015-2016

Joint Masters
Eager for Beaver (Tim)
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
Drug Bust (Mel)
Georgia O’Queef
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Six Inches, Ladies

Mis-Management 2014-2015

Joint Masters
Speedo Gonzales (Eric)
Eager for Beaver (Tim)
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
Georgia O’Queef
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Six Inches, Ladies

Mis-Management – 2013-2014

Joint Masters

Speedo Gonzales (Eric) Email: ericsiegs at Eager for Beaver (Tim) Email: e4b at

Religious Advisor

Technically Foul (Rebecca) Email:bexinthecity at Cheeky Bastard (Eric) Email: ecmgeorgetown at


Tall Eric Turd Dimension


Rack ‘n’ Roll Her

Hareraiser and Kitty Keeper

Smashmouth (Dave) Email: dbbadh at

Latest BH3 Writeups

Brooklyn 100 – August 17 1996

What we have here is a failure to communicate. The recent absence of Brooklyn Hash communication is explained by the fact that JM Croft has discovered he has to do some real work and make some real money otherwise, as a resident alien and not a citizen, he mav be deported under the new immigration laws. Either that or he has been a lazy bastard. Anyway, he will try to reestablish normal communications. Instant Replay, Run 100, August 17. 1996 Start: Atlantic Avenue.  On-In: Stubs at Clark and Hicks St. Hare: JM Croft and „IM Nelson Scribe: On Sec Guillermo Metz Hundredth runs, like birthdays, are bitter-sweet occasions. They come only once in the lifetime of a specific hash organization: they mark a certain level of maturity of said hash: yet they also remind the members just how long they’ve been at it. week after every-other- week. True, it’s not like Hong Kong’s eighty-five-thousandth run or anything. but lt does mark an important milestone. However, this was more like a birthday from the middle ages, where the parents trepidatiously waited until the kidlet passed the age of five or so to declare the child publicly lest some disease or mishap carry it off — the Brooklyn centennial marked a certain level of achievement an understandin94t this thing may be around to stay, having survived so far. And so the mood was basically festive. at least for those who enjoy rather than feel compelled to partake of a hash every other week, at the least. The run. the first part of the generai excuse of most hashes (the others being group drinking and...

Brooklyn 835 – June 27 2016

just maddie – hare virgins – just jen, ginger snatch from d.c. visitors – mile high cherry pie, hindlick little dirty – something about explaining the hash while fire truck sirens making it seem like the hash caused the siren scooter douche & piece of slut – man against machine – the hash is a drinking club with a RUNNING problem, not a scooting problem. xenospairadicks – hashy birthday sandy syphillis – traumatized by people having sex in shower at work after yoga xenos again – confused by weed on trail dfl – arrived 1 hour late – virgin just jen, ginger snatch, check spreader. what a cunt – leaving us in nyc to move to cleveland sandy syphilis – giving it good to a pussy on trail scooter douche – asking if he can get the train at closest subway station turd – got two pussies today from what a cunt this trail was well-set for a hasher’s first trail on their own.  I’d like to pat myself on the back that I must of trained Just Maddie well. comments included:  really ghetto – glad we ran in a pack,  checks at entries to parks well done. this particular trail, I was a lazy bum and got to the start after the pack left.  I saw the address of the on-in on the sidewalk, and had no idea of the street name.  Hah! it is possible to learn new places, even after 40 years in NYC.  thats another reason I...

Brooklyn 834 – June 20 2016

Pride Hash! no… Fathers day, not, pride celebration!! hare – pecker wreckers [& drug bust to make it harriettes & fairyettes as stated on website] bad beer – hare again set trail with wheelie – fast american dave what a cunt – dfl, arrived during circle another fairiette visitors – just maya, just carrie – first bklyn at nyc scooter douche – someone declared him gay whoremaster – claiming only 2nd time in 20 years as dfl – oh, the modesty turd – falling & crashing 10 feet from start surprise – jeopardy silence at prelube cosmo – writing funny msgs at each check like “probably” or “im scared” pecker wrecker – setting marks by security gates check spreader – said the most motherfuckers during the evening –...

Brooklyn 832 – June 6 2016

hash 6/6 hares cheeky & ben onin starliner just maddie – fingering the fooz players cheeky – almost false acc to dave moses – not paid hash cash yet moses – asshole of the week ims – got married drug bust – newly full-time employeed turd – weather app on trail cheeky – not looking out for my tacos doggie & dave – doggie- back after hiatus, dave for checking tinder during circle surprise – crazy lost on trail – dfl piece of slut – given random abuse of power by drug bust, he gets a down down so we all get a down down! everybody gets a down-down!...

Brooklyn 830 – May 23 2016

georgia’s on – out on-in: Shenanigan’s hare: Georgia O’Queefe who was making his departure to move to the wrong coast. hare – left a personal msg for whoremaster on the hotline regarding whoremaster’s dislike of Shenanigan’s but whoremaster was not present at trail scooter douche – dated 3 women with same birthday hare – for a trail with too many hills check spreader – got lost in sunset park so he ran in circles headlights – has her dog at hash headlights & technically foul – all former jms drink blackout – something about animal genitalia all racists for brooklyn half 25% reduction in erics for 2nd year in a row – we need more erics need a haberdasher too turd – angry american – complaining no jms last week cpa – for complaining about not getting a down down for running half scooter douche – a civilian called him out for being on a scooter death breast – returning hasher – got married etc six inches – for accusing scooter douche scooter douche – get him totally fucking drunk cheers Georgia! see you soon . you still owe us a t-shirt design. Anyone else: we’ve got an open position as haberdasher, now accepting portfolio...

Brooklyn 829 – May 16 2016

Hares – Drug Bust & Just Maddie – Just Maddie’s virgin lay Start: Rosemary’s Greenpoint Tavern On-In:  No. 7 North Earlier in the day, the committee recieved an email from the JM’s that neither of them would be able to attend, but that we should be sure to run circle without them. I was appointed with task of co-running circle with Cheeky. Trail took the pack through the Newtown Creek Nature Walk along the water in Greenpoint between Brooklyn and Queens.  The highlight was the smell coming from the water treatment plant. Down-downs: hares – chalk at rosemarys – we followed the rules and put the name and address of the on-in at the start.  Well, apparently that pissed-off Rosemary’s, so they called the on-in No. 7 North to complain. visitors – buzzlight year from Oslo & his daughter just sarah just sarah – only hashes when her father comes, but “no problem cumming” blackout & cheeky – eric identity swap – showing at start vs popping up on trail georgia o’queefe – cut off some dude on manhattan ave, but dude complimented his butt blackout – looked like a homeless guy, but was running his fastest ever with his house on his back six inches – complaining about this being the only drug bust trail where he didnt get stoned racknroller – wanted to skip circle since the JMs are not here despite receiving email from jms to have circle. who made it to the back check? what was the number? I’d also like to point out that for this particular hash, i was hare, ran circle, and...

Really, really old BH3 Write-ups

Brooklyn Hash Writeups

Date Run No. Start and Finish Hare Scribe
11/26/01 236 Start: Bergen on the 1,2
On-in: O’Connors
Christine Alice
11/12/01 235 Start: Clarke St on 1,2
On-in: Sparky’s on Court St
Crofty and Ewa Stace
9/17/01 232 Start: Atlantic Ave RR Station
On-in: Brooklyn Saloon
The Sheriff and the Deputy The Body
5/28/01 224 Start: Newkirk Station on D Line
On-in: Crossroads Saloon on Coney Island Ave and Kings Highway
Fluffy and Liz Slow to Blow
5/14/01 223 Start: 7th Ave
On-in: the trapezoid on atlantic near smith
Fluffy and Liz Alice
04/30/01 222 Start: Bedford Avenue on the L train
On-In: The Abbey
Crofty Tiger’s Woody
4/16/01 221 Start: Atlantic Ave Stop
On-In: Mooney’s Pub on Flatbush
Cree Cree with edits by Janet and Stace
02/19/01 2?? Start: 7th Ave. on the D
On-In: Mooney’s
Fluffy Pat McGreer
02/05/01 2?? Start: Court St. on 2,3 or nearby
On-In: Mooney’s
Paul Ashlin Tiger’s Woody
01/08/01 2?? Start: Metropolitan on the G-train or Lorimer on the L-train
On-In: Turkey’s Nest @ Bedford Ave. & 11th Street
Jammit Janet and her Tiger’s Woody Flunky with Evan as Carrier-On Fluffy Lockerman (that’s Fluff-Daddy to you)
10/30/00 210 Start: Bergen St.
On-In: Sidebar, Clark St.
Geoff Baldwin & Alice Harrison Tiger’s Woody
10/30/00 210 Start: Bergen St.
On-In: Sidebar, Clark St.
Geoff Baldwin & Alice Harrison Tiger’s Woody
10/2/00 208 Start: Atlantic Ave. subway
On-In: Smith’s, 5th & 9th
Peter Trunfio Tiger’s Woody
9/18/00 207 Start: Bedford Ave. L stop
On-In: The Pour House, Metropolitan Ave.
Danny Choriki Tiger’s Woody & Janet Slobodian
9/5/00 206 Start: Eastern Parkway
On-In: That Park Slope Bar Near The F Train With Darts
Stephen Balinskas Tiger’s Woody
8/7/00 204 Start: Fort Hamilton Parkway F train stop
On-In: Chez Duck of Death, darkest Park Slope
The Body Tiger’s Woody
7/24/00 203 Start: Smith & 9th St. on F,G train
On-In: Sparky’s, Court St.
Duck of Death Janet Slobodian
7/10/00 202 Start: Borough Hall
On-In: Mooney’s, Faltbush Ave.
Christine Hinz Lesley Brough
6/24/00 200 Start: York St. on the F train
On-In: “Some tiny Polish restaurant at Metropolitan and Nassau Aves. in Greenpoint”
The Cardinal and Fluffy Janet Slobodian
6/12/00 199 Start: Bedford Ave. on L train
On-In: The Abbey, by concensus
Michael Bahamonde Tiger’s Woody
5/29/00 198 Start: DeKalb Avenue subway
On-In: Right Bank, Williamsburg
Fluffy Lockerman Janet Slobodian
5/1/00 196 Start: Grand Army Plaza
On-In: Smith’s
Basil Ashmore & Aleks Tkocz Christine Hinz
4/3/00 193 Start: Various (!)
On-In: The Pourhouse
Ewa Mobus & Dave Godbold Tiger’s Woody
3/6/00 191 Start: 7th Ave. and 8th Street
On-In: Harry Boland’s, 9th St. near 5th Ave.
Michael “Slow to Blow”,
Elaine (there is only one!)
Fluffy Lockerman
2/7/00 189 Start: Franklin Ave. on the 2/3/4/5
On On: Mooney’s
Stephen Balinskas Janet Slobodien
1/24/00 188 Start: Bergen St. on the 2/3.
On In: Between the Bridges
Paul Ashlin, Spiritual Advisor Fluffy
1/10/00 187 Start: Borough Hall.
On In: O’Connor’s
Keith Kanaga Stephen Balinskas
12/27/99 tbd Start: Bedford Ave. on the L.
On-In: The Right Bank Café, Kent Ave. in Williamsburg
Fluffy and
Mickey Mouth
11/29/99 184 Place: The streets of Court and Joralemon in the land of Brooklyn.
Journey’s End: Mooney’s
Peter Trunfio Janet Slobodien
10/18/99 181 Start: Clark Street on the 2/3
On In: Cody’s, Court St. near Dean
Lesley Brough,
Dave Long
10/4/99 180 Start: Lorimer St. on the L.
On In: The Abbey, Driggs Ave., near N. 7th
Andy Hedgehog Millard Janet
9/18/99 179 Start: Bedford Ave. on the L.
On In: The Right Bank
Brooklyn Officers Janet,
with major contributions from
Jerry and Jean
9/6/99 178 Start: New Utrecht / 62nd Street.
On In: Three Jolly Pigeons
Ewa and Roy Roy
8/23/99 177 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On In: Smith’s on 5th Ave & 9th St.
Michael Bahamonde
& Concubine (Aleks Tkocz)
Alice Harrison
7/26/99 175 Start: Flatbush Ave/Brooklyn College.
On-In: Denny’s
David Byron-Brown Lesley Brough
7/12/99 174 Start: Bergen St. on the 2/3.
On In: Mooney’s, Flatbush Ave. near 7th Ave.
JM Jerry Nelson On Sec Janet Slobodien
6/28/99 173 Start: 15th Street and Prospect Park West.
On-In: The Gate, 3rd Street and 5th Avenue
Steve Balinskas Slow to Blow Mike
6/14/99 172 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On-In: The Carriage House, 7th Ave. and 8th St.
Christine Hinz Janet Slobodien
5/31/99 171 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On-In: The Gate, Fifth Avenue and Third Street.
Jerry Nelson,
Janet Slobodien
Ross Holden
5/3/99 170 Start: Borough Hall
On-In: Ryan’s, Gold Street in Manhattan.
Paul Janet
4/19/99 169 Start: Grand Army Plaza. Finish: The Gate – 5th Ave & 3rd St. Ewa & Roy Alice
4/5/99 168 Start: 9th Ave. on the B train (?).
On-In: 3 Jully Pizeens – 3rd Ave. @ 68th St.
Brent York (Back Seat Box) JM Jerry Nelson
3/22/99 167 Start: Atlantic Avenue station.
On On: Sparky’s, Court and Nelson Streets
Andy Hedgehog Millard Jamet Slobodien
2/22/99 165 Start: 9th Avenue stop on the M.
On In: Napper Tandy’s
Scott Schnipper J.M. Nelson
2/8/99 164 Start: 7th Avenue stop on the F. On On: ? Geoff Baldwin Paul Ashlin
1/25/99 163 Start: York Street stop on the F train.
On In: Last Exit
Lara Davis Cardinal O’Connor
1/11/99 162 Start: 15th Street and Prospect Park West. On In: Mooney’s, Flatbush Avenue. Stephen Balinskas Janet Slobodien
12/28/98 161 Start: Bedford Avenue and North 7th Street.
On In: The Right Bank, Williamsburg.
JM’s Jerry Nelson,
John O’Connor
Janet Slobodien
12/14/198 160 Start: Grand Street stop on the L.
On-In: Someplace in Williamsburg.
Roy Gilbert,
Ewa Mobus
Brent and Jean York
11/30/98 159 Start: Clark Street Station (the subway stop).
On-In: Clark Street Station (the bar).
Alice Harrison Janet Slobodien
11/16/98 158 Start: 7th Avenue and 8th? Street.
On-In: The Carriage House, 7th Avenue and 8th Street, Brooklyn.
Paul Ashland [Ashlin] I, Jerry Nelson
11/2/98 157 Start: Plaza Hotel, 59th Street and Fifth Avenue.
On On: Carriage House, 59th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenues, Manhattan.
Keith Kanaga Scribe Needed
10/19/98 156 Start: 77th Street
On On: Kitty Kiernan’s Irish Pub
Brent (Back Seat Box) York Paul Ashlin
10/5/98 155 Start: Prospect Park Station on the D/Q line.
On In: Great Lakes at 5th Avenue and 1st Street
Janet Slobodien Mike Hoffman
8/24/98 152 Start: 36th Street and 4th Avenue.
On In: Steven Balinskas’ apartment.
Steven Balinskas,
Pierre Sonke
Janet Slobodien
8/10/98 151 Start: High Street/Brooklyn Bridge on the A and C.
On In: Killarney Rose, Pearl Street, Manhattan
Keith Kanaga Paul Ashlin
7/25/98 No. 150 Start: Nathan’s, Surf Avenue, Coney Island.
On-In: Captain Walters, Emmons Blvd., Sheepshead Bay.
Joint Masters “now and forever”
John O’Connor and
Jerry Nelson
Janet Slobodien
1/26/98 137 Start: Union St.
On In: The Gate
Geoff “Steamer” Baldwin Alice “4-wheel drive” Harrison
1/12/98 136 Start: Clark Street.
On In: Sparky’s Ale House
Arian Juzen Jon Glanville
12/29/97 135 Start: Court and Joralemon Streets.
On In: Waterfront Ale House, 155 Atlantic Avenue (new location)
Joint Masters Jerry Nelson,
John Cardinal O’Connor
Keith Kanaga
12/15/97 134 Start: Grand Army Plaza
On In: The Carriage House
Paul Ashlin Janet Slobodien
12/1/97 133 Start: Bedford Ave stop on the L Train.
On In: The Right Bank
Joint Master Jerry Nelson,
Lisa Ungar
Joint Master John O’Connor
11/17/97 132 Start: Flatbush Ave. and Atlantic Ave
On In: Sparky’s Ale House (481 Court St. @ Nelson St.)
Jon “NYCH3 Worst Run of the Year Lock” Glanville,
Yoski Ozaki
11/3/97 131 Start: Plaza Hotel, 59th Street and Fifth Ave.
On-In: Carriage House, 59th Street between Lexington and Third Avenues
Keith Kanaga Keith Kanaga
10/20/97 130 Start: Court and Joralemon Streets.
On-In: Dockers, Atlantic Avenue
Roark Herron Keith Kanaga
10/6/97 129 Start: 59th Street and 4th Avenue; On In, Napper Tandys Dave Hardy Steve Balinskas
9/22/97 128 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On-In:: The Gate/5 Avenue. and Third Street
Joint Masters Jerry Nelson,
Cardinal O’Connor
Janet Slobodien
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