New York City Hash House Harriers

NYCH3 #2000

Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Suspicious Buns Belated Birthday Trail
NYC #2122
Start: Strangelove Bar NYC, 229 E 53rd St
Transit: E/M to Lexington Av/53rd St, 4 to 51st St

Ouuuuuwwww! Come howl at the moon in all its GLORY (holes?) with us on this lead-up to Halloween trail, which may or may not take us (under/over/downward dogging?) the river and through the woods. Cranium lamps highly suggested! (Although they may not give you a better look at the waxing (croissant?) crescent in the sky, they may give you a better look at Sus Bun’s, which will be FULL. We swear on a pumpkin-shaped (sorry Cinderella, ya fairy godmother’s on break till next week) bottle of liquor at the wolf pack roundup, a/k/a drink check ya fools, that there will be NO QUEENS (booo) … and that the trail actually, truly, for real this time, ends in NOVEAU AMSTERDAM (leave ya sweaty clogs at home). Flap your feathers… eagle options / chicken options / walker options, BUT no crawling options (sorry drunk bastards, it’s a marathon, not a sprint). If you make it, there may be more than one Jeffery at the end.
Suspicious Buns & Drop a Pin Slip It InThe Jeffrey, 311 E 60th St, NYC
Amityville Horror Hash
LIL #145
Start: Parking lot of Amityville LIRR station (near Ketcham and Railroad Aves.)
Transit: The 3:41pm pArTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Amityville at 4:41pm. The 3:24pm train from Atlantic Terminal connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica. The 3:39pm train from Grand Central also connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica.

There will be pre-lube beer at the start, plus a drink check on this A to B trail
Cheeky Bastard
Hunter’s Moon
GGFM #426
Start: Alewife Brewing
41-11 39th St, Sunnyside, NY 11104
Transit: 7 to 40th St-Lowery

A to B
Just Jeff’s Virgin Lay!
might need a cranium lamp
Love Canal and Just Jeff
Another October Birthday Trail
NYC #2121
Start: The Magician, 118 Rivington St.
Transit: F/M/J to Essex, 6 to Spring, B/D to Grand

A to A prime, a beer check. Birthday hats! Birthday balloons! A nice on-in. I’d say with nice people, but if you’ve met most of us, you know why I don’t.
What A C*nt!
A Hound’s Trail, Woof Woof B*tch
Brooklyn #1166
Start: The Swan 1048 Bedford Avenue Brooklyn, NY 11205
Transit: G to Bedford-Nostrand, citibike, r*n!

A to A prime, dog friendly!
Cum On Moses and Mile High Cherry Pie
NYC #2120
Start: Mother’s Ruin, 18 Spring Street
Transit: 6 to Spring Street, J/Z to Bowery, R/W to Prince Street, B/D to Grand Street

A to B trail. Drink check likely.
Shut the Chuck Up & Cheeky Bastard
Queens Black Knights #71
Start: The Cottage Restaurant Bar, 108-07 72nd Ave, Forest Hills, NY
Transit: E/F/M/R to Forest Hills-71 Ave or LIRR to Forest Hills

A to A trail with drink check

On-In: The Cottage Restaurant Bar, 108-07 72nd Ave, Forest Hills, NY

Gabe the BabeThe Cottage Restaurant Bar, 108-07 72nd Ave, Forest Hills, NY
Drunks/Pin/SLIT/COE Birthday Tail
NYC #2119
Start: Washington Square Park. Northwest side of the park. We will be found in the grassy area. A to A with a bunch of beers from RDR. On after post circle will be at Peculiar Pub
Drunksophila Masturbator, Drop a Pin Slip It In, Some Like It Twat, Cum on Everybody
Brooklyn #1165
Start: Hartley’s, 14 Putnam Ave
Transit: C to Clinton-Washington Aves, S to Franklin Ave, G to Classon Ave

A to B trail with new start AND new on-in! The on-in has (some) $5 and $6 beers, and pizza!
Cheeky Bastard
The 28th An*l NYC Red Dress R*n!
NYC #2118
Start: Top Hops Beer Shop in Essex Market. 88 Essex Street, Manhattan
Transit: F/M/J/Z to Delancey-Essex, B/D to Grand, 6 to Spring St.

Chalk talk at 12:15. On out at 12:30. Don’t be late!
(If you’re going to be more than a couple minutes late, please text What A C*nt! at 646.202.3954 for an alternative location to which you can report. Hopefully her phone won’t be dead.)

Bag transport/beer wagon will (probably) be SOUTH of Essex market on Broome Street, somewhere around HERE. 50 other people will be waiting, so if you’re going to be late, please note the above. 🙂

Yes, you can still cum if you didn’t rego! We take cash and Venmo. Check out the https://hashnyc.com/rdr2025 for deets.

On-In: Near U  – 4310 3rd Ave, Sunset Park, Brooklyn – this weed-friendly private club boasts two stories, a back yard, sassy interiors, a sand room and a PS5 for some reason. AFTER PARTY: NYCH3 supports poll workers! Lucky 13 (644 Sackett St. in Go*Anus, Brooklyn) has a pole and dancers who werk it! We will open a tab there–we’ll get the beer, you tip those pole workers. 7pm-ish until we go somewhere else. No rego necessary. Yes, they have food!

The Red Dress Committee

Emergency? Need something important? Call What A C—!
646-202-3954
Near U  – 4310 3rd Ave, Sunset Park, Brooklyn – this weed-friendly private club boasts two stories, a back yard, sassy interiors, a sand room and a PS5 for some reason. AFTER PARTY: NYCH3 supports poll workers! Lucky 13 (644 Sackett St. in Go*Anus, Brooklyn) has a pole and dancers who werk it! We will open a tab there–we’ll get the beer, you tip those pole workers. 7pm-ish until we go somewhere else. No rego necessary. Yes, they have food!
Harvest Moon RDR Pub Crawl
GGFM #425
Start: 30 Love, 13th St and 3rd Ave,
Transit: N/R/Q/W/4/5/6/L to Union Square
The GGFM Committee!
Red Dress Swap and Return of H.A.L.T. R*n (Hashers Against Long Trails)
NYC #2117
Start: NW corner of E Houston and Lafayette Streets. You can pre-lube at Temple Bar, which is on the SW corner of Lafayette and Bleecker Streets.
Transit: B/D/F/M to Broadway-Lafayette St or 6 to Bleecker St

Bring any red dresses you may be interested in trading or gifting, and bring an excitement for trying on some new fashion! Also, warning! Trail may be much shorter than it appears!

Cheeky Bastard

Last Trail of Summer!
LIL #144
Start: Pearsall’s Station  pre-lube across from the Lynbrook Train Station  
Transit: LIRR to Lynbrook Penn: 1:06pm Long Beach line. Arrive at 1:45pm
GCT: 12:39pm rockaway line to Jamaica. Board Babylon line train at 1:08 to Lynbrook. Arrive at 1:24pm
Atlantic: 12:44pm transfer at Jamaica for the Long Beach train at 1:28pm. Arrive at 1:45pm at Lynbrook

A to B. Chicken-Eagle split. $3 for a decent drink check, and bag transport. London Rules at On-IN.
Pizza Slut, Some Like It Twat
NYC #2116
Start: Emerald Inn, 250 W 72nd St. btw. Broadway and West End. Map
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St. or B/C to 72nd St.
Just Nick’s virgin solo lay
Brooklyn #1164
Start: Rocka Rolla, 486 Metropolitan Ave
Transit: L to Lorimer St, G to Metropolitan Ave

A to B trail
Edward Shitty Hands
LC’s Belated B-day Trail
NYC #2115
Start: Taco Vision
244 E 53rd St
Transit: 6 to 51st, E/M to Lex/53rd

Probably A-to-A, Drink check if I get some help
Happy Hour all night on the 1st floor, $5 MARGS!!
Love Canal
41st Annual Downtown Fiasco
Brooklyn #1163
Start: William Street and Pine Street
Transit: 2/3 to Wall Street, 4/5 to the other Wall Street, J to Broad Street, NYC Ferry to Wall Street

A to B trail, with maybe C/E and/or drink check
Cheeky Bastard, Secaucless, and Massengil
NYC #2114
Start: Dive Bar, 732 Amsterdam Ave (corner of 96th St)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th St

Bring your cranium lamp! A to B trail with C/E split and drink check. Happy hour until 7pm at start.
Baboon Ass & Doner Kebab
Labor Day
Brooklyn #1162
Start: Concert Grove Prospect Park 153 East Dr, Brooklyn, NY 11225
Transit: Q/B/S to Prospect Park, 2 to Winthrop St, maybe 5 to Winthrop but check holiday schedule

A-to-A outdoor circle and hang in the park! Nearby grocery store/bodega to purchase beer.
Zeno’s Pairadicks
E=I’m a Douche’s Birthday Trail
NYC #2113
Start: Glenroy Lunch & Tavern 145 E 149th St, Bronx, NY
Transit: 2/4/5 to 149 St

At start, $6 pints $8 mixed drinks. Wine is probably cheap, too but looked highly sus. There will be at least one drink check. Trail ends in Manhattan. $20 hash cash includes beer, wine, food, and possibly cake.
E=I’m a Douche

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NYCH3
New York City Hash House Harriers
Manhattan and near-parts of Brooklyn, Jersey City & Queens
Wednesdays 7 PM

NAHHH
New Amsterdam Hash House Harriers
Anywhere except Manhattan
random Sundays or Saturdays 2 PM

GGFM H3
Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash House Harriers
Anywhere in NYC City Limits
Full moon Fridays at 7:15 PM

BrooklynH3
Brooklyn Hash House Harriers
Brooklyn
every other Monday 7 PM

QueensH3
Queens Hash House Harriers
Starts near public transit in Queens
Random days, random times.

LILH3
Long Island Lunatics H3
Starts near any LIRR station so you can pArTy TrAiN from the City to Long Island!
Full moon Saturdays, check schedule for time

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