NYCH3 #1474, April Fool’s Day Hash

Sunday, April 1, 2012, 3pm

NYCH3 #1474, April Fool’s Day Hash

Start: 59th St & 8th Ave. Columbus Circle @ the entrance to the park

On-In: Tap A Keg, 105th St & Broadway

Hares: Sticky Jenitals & Irish Spring

Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We foolishly gathered at Columbus Circle.  The hares were promising to play some April Fool’s Day jokes on us and we came out anyway

We took off into the park and eventually found our way to Tap A Keg and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Sticky Jenitals & Irish Spring

Visitors: Fey Lay, No Child Left Behind & Title 18 Section 2423

Virgins: Just Luke & Just Ashley

Crouching Tiger: For getting shat upon by a pigeon

Fast American Dave & Conelingus: For giving/getting massages on trail

Mean Jean: For discovering raccoons for the first time

Just Luke & Title 18 Section 2423: For r*nning in jeans

Finger F*cked: For her tan lines

A$$Hole of the Week: The Hares for their April Fool’s Day joke of the world’s longest BN and not having any Irish beer

The Hares tried to spring another April Fool’s Day joke by having it rain on us, but it held off until we all made it back to the bar