Sunday, April 1, 2012, 3pm
NYCH3 #1474, April Fool’s Day Hash
Start: 59th St & 8th Ave. Columbus Circle @ the entrance to the park
On-In: Tap A Keg, 105th St & Broadway
Hares: Sticky Jenitals & Irish Spring
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We foolishly gathered at Columbus Circle. The hares were promising to play some April Fool’s Day jokes on us and we came out anyway
We took off into the park and eventually found our way to Tap A Keg and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Sticky Jenitals & Irish Spring
Visitors: Fey Lay, No Child Left Behind & Title 18 Section 2423
Virgins: Just Luke & Just Ashley
Crouching Tiger: For getting shat upon by a pigeon
Fast American Dave & Conelingus: For giving/getting massages on trail
Mean Jean: For discovering raccoons for the first time
Just Luke & Title 18 Section 2423: For r*nning in jeans
Finger F*cked: For her tan lines
A$$Hole of the Week: The Hares for their April Fool’s Day joke of the world’s longest BN and not having any Irish beer
The Hares tried to spring another April Fool’s Day joke by having it rain on us, but it held off until we all made it back to the bar
On-Out!