Start: Spring and
Hares: Dr. Steve and Ookie Cookie
On-in: Superfine, Frontand Pearl Sts in
Scribe: Flaccido Domingo
“Four Bridges and a Tunnel”
In attendance: Dr. Steve, Ookie Cookie, Stacia, Booty Call, John, Michy Mouth & Doug, Mike Bahamonda, Pearl Necklace, Fast American Dave, Bruce, Joe, Wet Connection, Mastercard, Pussy Repellant, Meatballs, Jonathan, Phil, Geoff, Heather, Lizz, Ed lunch, Slip ‘n Slide, Pamela, another Joe?, Kim, Alice, Chris, Timmy, HUA, Chad, John, Stephanie, Seth, Mark, John Burke, Crazy Bob,
The Course: [Much of this is entirely made up. I was too lazy to r*n.] Starting in
Now here you have to stop and imagine the scene. The assembled FRB pack didn’t know the name of the trail. Checking everywhere *but* the bridge turned up no sign of the trail. Collectively the pack had one thought: “No f*&king way the trail goes over the bridge.” Further checks around the bridge – still no trail. Finally the front pack bit the bullet. Sure enough, way down the bridge they found the third mark. Here’s the kicker – nobody set down a pack mark. As the rest of the pack found the check they all had to suffer the same fate. Total disbelief followed by tired resignation. Wha
Finally down in DUMBO they found their much deserved golden nectar. Yuengling and Brooklyn Lager to be exact. And sandwiches. And fries. The food part somebody told me about. There wasn’t much of it, and I kind of missed it. It happens. Didn’t miss the beer though. Don’t seem to ever miss the beer. But I go on.
The assembled pack had the treat of Stacia’s triumphantly gimpy return. Always good to see her, and apparently she’s ahead of schedule with her rehab and vows to be hashing by summertime. In the meantime she’ll have to make do with drinking without r*nning. As she put it, its not fair that her three favorite things are r*nning, drinking and sex. She can’t run, apparently she’s not getting, um, er, never mind. So she’ll be overcompensating by drinking a lot. Any single hashers who want to help her out know where to find her. [By the way, if I’m absent from future hashes I hope some hasher will present this write-up as evidence at her trial.]
Before long Heather called the sweaty masses to order and the down-downs began:
– The hares, Dr. Steve and Ookie Cookie. For explanation please see discussion above re: check mark at the foot of the
– Steve again for various sundry hotline-setting offences
– Virgins and Vistors: Stephanie, Mark, Amy, Phil and Kim (poor thing, nobody made her cum)
– Booty Call and
– Wet Connection for adamantly refusing to go to
– Steve because Heather is quite partial to the “random abuse of power” down down. Remind me to never play asshole with her.
– Slip ‘n Slide – those sure were nice new shoes before she had to drink out of them
– And AOTW went to your faithful scribe, not only for turning 35 but also for telling Heather that I was in line for a down-down for getting older. I’m pretty sure that Heather wanted to give me multiple down-downs but somebody mentioned to her that I like free beer.
And so it went. The usual good times were had by all. People made mention that Mean Jean was off in some sunny beach while we were in
Many thanks to Dr. Steve and Ookie Cookie for setting a fun trail and picking a good on-in. Even if it was in