NYCH3 #1082,
HARES: Peter and Legs Lesley
On In:
Scribe: Cockstar
On my first week of hashing, my JM gave to me
A down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my second week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my third week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my fourth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my fifth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my sixth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my seventh week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Seven Visitors visiting,
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my eighth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Eight boob and back-checks,
Seven Visitors visiting,
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my ninth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Nine Crazy Bobs dancing,
Eight boob and back-checks,
Seven Visitors visiting,
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my tenth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Ten fucking hash names,
Nine Crazy Bobs dancing,
Eight boob and back-checks,
Seven Visitors visiting,
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my eleventh week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Eleven useless pack-marks,
Ten fucking hash names,
Nine Crazy Bobs dancing,
Eight boob and back-checks,
Seven Visitors visiting,
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
On my twelfth week of hashing, my JM gave to me
Twelve steps for rehab,
Eleven useless pack-marks,
Ten fucking hash names,
Nine Crazy Bobs dancing,
Eight boob and back-checks,
Seven Visitors visiting,
Six trails for laying,
Ass Hole of the Week,
Four virgin hares,
Three damn songs,
Two R U? calls,
And a down-down. SHIT! I have to pee.
Well, it’s that time of year again, when the parties are hopping, the liquor flowing and, depending on your body type, the waistline/beer ankles/ass is/are expanding. So, it wasn’t surprising when a large group gathered at the start to try to work off the previous week’s holiday festivities.
Typical P&L (Peter and Lesley), started on 86th and Lex. G*d forbid these two ever venture far from the UES! I’d like to say that I wrote down the names of all of those who were present, but I would be lying and it’s already 10-beer infused days since then. So, who can remember?
OK. Because I actually have somewhat of a theme for this write-up, you don’t get much else in the way of trail description. Suffice it to say it was pretty damn short, went through the park and through some shiggy out on
Peter and Lesley as the hares. The five-or-so visitors and virgins: Ashley, Mega Pussy (from
On-out.