On-In: Flannery’s Bar, 205 west 14th st (at 7th Ave), New York, NY 10011

It’s Too Cold to R*n Outside…so DON’T!

(Mostly) below ground hash

On-trail subway access required

A to A

Good beer

Hot drink check

Trail will stop at seven 7-elevens where the pack will have the option to drink check. We’ll end at a park near the last 7-eleven and have circle there before moving to an On After nearby.

Hash cash is pay as you go, last time people to took turns buying 6/12-packs and it worked pretty well. Consider bringing a vessel on the trail if you’d like to split beers at drink stops!

During trail, you may choose to join in the Wisest Wizard challenge – drinking a beer at each 7-eleven, and taping your new beers to your empties – forming a wizard staff. The “wisest wizard” will be awarded and honored in circle. The winner will earn the illustrious prize of feeling like absolute dog shit the next day at work – and possibly having an argument with their significant other.

• It’s a very c*nty birthday trail!
• Start bar happy hour with $5 Miller Lite Coors Lt. and Tecate, $8 well drinks.
• Chicken/Eagle split! True trail 3mi./4mi. and phoned in so not too hard.
• Shiggy socks and cranium lamps/flashlights recommended!
• Outdoor circle (cheap and fast, just like the birthday girl!) very close to a well-loved on-after with delicious food and great beer.

On-In: Central Park, parallel with W. 95 street, between CPW and West Drive: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Uk1P628mFzBroHnf8

on-after at Dive Bar

Drunksophila Masturbator, Drop a Pin, Some Like It Twat, Cum on Everybody

On-In:

Trail will stop at seven 7-elevens where the pack will have the option to drink check. We’ll end at a park near the last 7-eleven and have circle there before moving to an On After nearby.

Hash cash is pay as you go, last time people to took turns buying 6/12-packs and it worked pretty well. Consider bringing a vessel on the trail if you’d like to split beers at drink stops!

During trail, you may choose to join in the Wisest Wizard challenge – drinking a beer at each 7-eleven, and taping your new beers to your empties – forming a wizard staff. The “wisest wizard” will be awarded and honored in circle. The winner will earn the illustrious prize of feeling like absolute dog shit the next day at work – and possibly having an argument with their significant other.

On-In: Valentino Jr Park (Red Hook) followed by Keg and Lantern on-after

Bronx Brewery Hudson Yards

20 Hudson Yards New York NY 10001

A-B, chicken-eagle split, probably London Rules, and a lot of sunset!

7 to 34th Hudson Yards, A C E to 34th Penn Station, Citibike, or r*n!

City Swiggers 320 E86th St.

A to B

In need of a bag hero!

Outdoor circle, circle beers will be provided but folks can bring their own too. We’ll likely move to indoor bar after circle.

On-In: On In at the Great Hill with On After to Bob’s Your Uncle on Columbus / 106th

On-In: Either White Horse FiDi or Jeremy’s Ale House, I honestly am not 100% sure.

(At 17th/3rd NOT the one in WV [West Village, not West Virginia])

On-In: Avoca
1678 1st Ave., New York, NY 10128

On-In: Peter Dillon’s Pub
130 E 40th St

Talea WV (102 Christopher St)

Hash cash is $20 for pizza and cheap beer at the on-in. Bar may be cash-only, plan accordingly if you desire even more beer

Clinton Hall , 16 W 36th St.

A-B live Hare trail

Shorter trail, walker friendly, temperature friendly, drink checks; yes checks.

Good beer On-Out.

Good beer On-In.

Special Insertions:

You will enter the subway on trail, you MUST have some way to ride (phone, CC, metro-card, cash).

Bring your own drink-check vessel. You will carry/run/walk with it. Recommend one that seals.

There will be bag storage, BUT request if able you bring a bag/backpack you can wear/run with on trail.

Special instructions/trail marks briefed at Chalk Talk. If you miss it, solving trail will be…difficult. Don’t be late.

On-In: Dorrian’s Red Hand
1616 2nd Ave

The Gin Mill (442 Amsterdam Ave)

A-B with drink check.

Encouraged theme: 90s punk

Bring Cranium Lamps!

BEER MILE RULES:

• Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it’s a 200m track), so: chug-one-beer-then-run-2-laps, four times in a row
• Beer must be fully consumed before running
• Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
• Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty 400m (2 laps) at the end of the race

Broadway Dive, 2662 Broadway UWS

1 (2?) drink check(s)

A —> B with Turkey-Eagle split

Torches required!!!

On-In is inside, but Circle may be outside…dress appropriately. Pre-lube at the On-Out starting at 6:15 PM

Loreley Beer Garden

Happy hour until 7, so cum early for pre-lube deals!

A to B trail with one (maybe two) drink checks! London rules at on-in

On-In: Teddy’s F&B Bar & Grill

On-In: One Star, 24th and 7th

On-In:

On-In: Cabana Yacht at the Skyport Marina, 2430 FDR Drive, NYC Link to Map
THE BOAT DEPARTS AT 12:45! GET THERE!

On-In: A to A

On-In: The Spotted Owl, 13th St and Ave A

On-In: 251 West 95th St, 3N (if rain) or the roof (if shine)

On-In: There is a shake Shake in Madison Square Park!!!!

On-After bar-hopping Stone St.

On-In: Marshall Stack, Rivington and Allen St

• Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it’s a 200m track), so: chug-one-beer-then-run-2-laps, four times in a row
• Beer must be fully consumed before running
• Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
• Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty 400m (2 laps) at the end of the race

On-In: Bob’s Your Uncle

On-In: A to A trail

PRE-LUBE: 6:00pm, Barcelona Bar @ 923 8th Ave…15 min walk to the Start, leave Barcelona at 6:45

Live hare A to A

Beer check and a Shot check on trail

~6mi Eagle, ~4 mi Turkey, and ~2.5 mi Walker trails

Recommend you buy your Circle beer acranium of time, and bring to the start.

PRE-LUBE: 6:30pm, Taproom #307, 307 3rd Ave

Live hare A to A’. I’ll have some cold storage if you want to bring/keep cool your own ON-IN beers while on trail. Liquor Check confirmed (liquor…I hardly know her!)

Don’t forget to bring your run-timid Virgins (that you haven’t yet sacrificed to the WX gods) that have been promising to come to a hash for years…dedicated walker trail ~2.5mi.

Optional on-after nearby

On-In: A to A

On-In: Christopher Street Pier

Short trail at 7pm. Beer mile at 8pm.

Beer Mile Rules:

1. Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it’s a 200m track), start – beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps
2. Beer must be consumed before the lap is begun
3. Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
4. Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty lap at the end of the race

Of note, for record-keeping purposes, this is really a belated 2020 beer mile since this is usually held in November and we’ll still have a 2021 beer mile in November!

LIVE trail! Expect AT LEAST 2 beer checks. The start will be at Fort Greene Park, on the hill south of the tennis courts. Also looking for a bag guardian to watch the bags for FREE beer.

Sign up here if you are cumming!

A-to-A and BYOB. Won’t be a place on trail to pick up beer so grab beer on your way to trail. Hare will have a cooler and ice to keep drinks cold!  Hare highly recommends hitting up Pioneer Supermarket on the SE corner of 74th and Columbus for tasty on-in beers.

Sign up here if you are cumming!

Red Dress is On-On! We’re keeping this one in the family. Hashers from outside the tri-state area, please sit this one out.

REGISTER HERE

HASH CASH – $6.9 – this will cover ice, coolers, charcoal, getting stuff there and cleanup supplies. Any overage will be donated to this year’s charity. Can’t afford the hash cash? You can also sign up to be cleanup  crew or a drink checker.

What to bring:

• BRING A VESSEL. NO UNCOVERED CANS OR BOTTLES ALLOWED.
• Bring TWO masks, one for the r*n and one for when that one gets moist and gross. 
• Bring hand sanitizer, enough for you to use all day. Sanitize BEFORE AND AFTER touching anything anyone else might touch, especially food.
• BYOB – we recommend bringing TWICE what you expect to drink at a hash. Please avoid glass whenever possible. There is a CVS .5 Miles away that sells beer.
• We recommend you bring a small personal cooler (padded Trader Joe’s bags work great) – we will supply ice. 
• BYO Food – we are going to try to have a couple of charcoal grills, but we can’t guarantee the park rangers won’t come yell at us for them. No sharing, except with someone you live with. Don’t forget plates/bowls and utensils!
• Bring a blanket or towel for sitting. 
• Bring a sweatshirt! It’s supposed to get cool.
• Bring Venmo or cash for haberdashery
• Wear your red dress – or less than a dress! Duh!

How we’re doing it:

• REGISTER HERE so we can implement contact tracing, should it later become necessary.
• Social distance. Stay 6 feet away from others. If you want to get closer to someone, get verbal consent before you do so.
• WEAR A MASK goddammit. Any time you aren’t putting something in your mouth, wear a mask that covers both your mouth and your nose. You can get one with the nifty straw hole for less hassle.
• When you remove your mask to consume, back that ass up. Get at least 6 feet away from others.
• Community cooler space will be limited, so if you have a cooler bag, bring it! In a pinch we’ll have black trash bags. If you wish to use a community cooler, have an easily identifiable collapsible bag and keep your beer/drinks in the bag inside the cooler. 
• Bathrooms – will be available, but the parks department will close them, probably a long time before we want them to. There are lots of bushes around. Be prepared.
• Rain plan – in the case of rain, we will move approximately 1/2 mile south, under the FDR.

On-In: https://zoom.us/j/91330119290

On-In: Video Chat from your Apartment!

On-In: Video Chat from your Apartment!

On-In: Drop Off Service

On-In: 71 Barrow St., NY NY  10014 (Dave’s apartment)

On-In: Flannery’s, 205 West 14th Street

On-In: Formerly Crow’s

On-In: Triona’s

On-In: Biddy’s Pub on 91st & 2nd

On-In:

Drop Off Service, 13th St and Ave A

On-In: Near FUNDSSAVVY 123 Wall St Suite 100

On-In: Mr. McGoo’s in the Bronx off the 1 train

• Chalk talk at 2:50 for an A to B trail
• 4 drink checks!
• Chicken, eagle and walker trails between each leg–choose-your-own-length-adventure!
• Cool haberdashery giveaway!
• Crash space available!
• Discounts for offering crash space!
• CHARITY auction!
• Awesome party at a super-cool private on-in!
• LOTS of leg hair!
• Hash cash pays for the Main Event AND your hangover trail on 9/15

REGISTER HERE!!!

On-In: The Ainsworth 11th Street and 3rd Avenue

On-In: The Ritz Bar and Lounge 369 West 46th Street

On-In: Wednesday
June 12
7:00 pm
2019

On-In: The Ainsworth, 11th St and 3rd Ave

On-In: Dive 75, 75th St and Columbus

On-In: Triona’s, Sullivan and W 3rd St

On-In: Dave’s Tavern, 574 9th Ave, New York, NY 1003

On-In: Local 138

On-In: Drop Off Service

Rapunzel

On-In:    

On-In: THE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St.

On-In: One Star, West 24th Street, New York, NY

On-In: The Albion

On-In: THE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St.

On-In: One Star

On-In: Drop Off Service (A-A)

On-In: The Parlour, 86th btw Broadway & West End

On-In: White Horse Tavern, 25 Bridge St, FiDi

On-In: Triona’s, Sullivan & W 3rd St

On-In: Iron Horse, 32 Cliff St

On-In: Bierstrasse Harlem Beer Garden, 697 West 133 street

On-In: Failte, 2nd Ave & 29th/30th

On-In: A-A

On-In: Otto’s Shrunken Head

On-In: Barcelona Bar

On-In: The Ritz, 369 W 46th St

On-In: The Parlour, 86th St & Broadway