Hares: Da Brooklyn Committe: Wet Connection & The Body
Some Historical Perspective
We of the BH3 believe we serve a larger role to educate participants about the historical relevance of the neighborhoods we run in as well as the festivities and customs in which we participate. Accordingly, some intense research has led us to offer the following education update about the “holiday” for which this sainted run was named. After you’ve read this have another beer à you are an improved person!
Santa Lucia Day
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
–Motto of the Christopher Society
A thousand years ago King Canute (also known as Knud in
Although Santa Lucia Day, in its modern incarnation–both sacred and secular, has only been celebrated on a national scale in
Pub Crawl Review
Whenever this Hash schedules a pub crawl it rains, so next year, next time invest in weather derivatives and retire to your own island where you can invite the rest of us down to entertain you by setting a trail. Here’s the agenda: the Brooklyn Brewery; the Turkey Shoot; Mug’s Ale House; the Blue Bar; the Abbey and several more according to Lesley who arrived home at the reasonable hour of 1:30A. Fluffy relates he started early and made it as far as the Blue place, but elected to bag this portion of the hash early, and again lived up to his motto of Discretion s the better part of valor or Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise or perhaps his favorite, Run away from a crawl by 3 to make it to the Hash the next day.
Well, what was notable about these pubs. Not much really. The brewery makes good beer; the Turkey Shoot has become gentrified as has the Abbey from the time Fluffy found it with its holes in the wall and hanging light bulbs; Mug’s had the best selection of brews; the Blue Bar was over-priced and populated by Russians, but that is to be expected in
The SLD Hash
Records are meant to broken and today one was. Never before had such a number gathered for a BH3 even if it did start in
Off we went for a quick circle sans jerke around 100 Centre then on to the
When we arrived at the pub, there were a few patrons enjoying a mid-afternoon Saturday pint. Holy Hellfire Shit, who were all these sweaty blokes in strange garb and why were they populating our pub? And why did they keep coming and coming? Blame it on the Swedes but perhaps SLD should become a
While it took most of us about half an hour to complete the run the spread turned into .5-1.5 with Ewa arrived a tad behind or did her behind arrive first? But she (fortunately for her) did miss the mayo on pita bread that was left for the pub’s patrons. Looked mighty tasty and the hashers slathered and slathered pdq. Ewa’s other half wore his traditional
Now for the bad news: Crofty informed the pub that perhaps 20 people would be arriving maybe 30 at the most resulting in a lone bartendress Sasha, and a few folks who really like beer, lots of beer. Wet Connection made a speech about being nice and patient and it paid off as no one upset young Sasha although Stephen described her as passive-aggressive leaving me to wonder which he prefers, the Passive or the Aggressive or perhaps both in turn. Do ask him next time you see him.
Ms Connection passed out her homemade Swedish meatballs, Crofty brought Brand X chips (why can’t one get Doritos when you need them?); the crowd drank and Down Downs were called.
Quite a few. The Hares; the Swedes who received the fabled Aquavit versus beer; 7 virgins; former JM Fluffy; two birthdays Stephen and Lisa BH3 founders Fluffy and Charley Dugan who started this fiasco in 1993; the Committee – your Scribe and Stephen again; Ed who drank for Farmer Bob’s son; probably some others but they were clearly subordinated debt.
The pizza arrived in tranches and the beer flowed until 8 or so. Sasha was made happy by The Body not Stephen (no wonder we haven’t seen Stacie in a long while) and a very good time was had by all especially if you are Swedish, honorary Swedish or ate a Swedish meatball.
Till next year in