Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Next 30 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
LIL Trail 87: Hare with Many Names
LIL #87
Start: Half Moon Bar & Grill. 22 E Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561
Transit: Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p 1:43p from Penn, Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p (No Transfer) 1:42 from Atlantic.Transfer at Jamaica. Arrive Long Beach 2:39p.
Dogface
Five-Borough Pub Crawl (HHH)IV!
Special #131
I think this is the 4th one? I was a little drunk so I can't remember. The earliest one I could find on the hareline was in 2015, except for a weird 2006 thing where Splat did one the DAY BEFORE THE MARATHON (wtf?).

Aaaanyway, cum one, cum all to the An*l 5 Borough Pub Crawl, once again your Mattress of Ceremonies will be What A C*nt!, whether you like it or not. The beer will be f*king great, the bars will be f*king great, and there will probably again be boats, Boats, BOATS! Stay for all 5 boroughs and win a patch!
What A C*nt! (intrepidsquirrel at gmail.com)
The 22nd An*l NYC Red Dress R*n
NYC #1855
NYC Red Dress Save the Date September 14 2019
The 2019 RDR Committee

Mismanagement

Grand Mattress
Kaptian Hooker
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Fluffer
Shots for Tots
Hareraiser
Ditch Sucker
Sir Gay
Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo
Coffee Queefer
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology