28th An*l Red Dress R#n

The 28th An*l Red Dress R#n is ON-ON!

Online registration is closed. Don’t worry though, you still get to cum!
Register below – we’ll take your $69 via Venmo or you can pay cash at the start.

AFTER PARTY: NYCH3 supports poll workers! Lucky 13 (644 Sackett St. in Go-Anus, Brooklyn) has a pole and dancers who werk it! We will open a tab there–we’ll get the beer, you tip those pole workers. 7pm-ish. No rego necessary. Yes, they have food!

Date: Saturday, September 27
Time: 11:30 muster, on out at 12pm-ish (noon)
Start Location: Top Hops Beer Shop
88 Essex Street, New York, NY 10002
Transportation: F/M/J/Z to Delancey-Essex, B/D to Grand, 6 to Spring St
Registration Cost: $69.00+$3.69 for cc fees (too much? no problem, we need volunteers! – email or talk to What A C*nt! for more.)
Start notes: Top Hops opens at 11 am is located in Essex Market, which means you will have access to a variety of coffee, bagels, pastries, butcher products, market items and even Joey Bats pasteis de nata (it’s delicious, google it). This is strategic to ensure you are caffeinated, fed and happy when trail begins. There will almost assuredly not be enough seating for everyone around the bar – sorry. Have a bagel. We strategically will not be covering beer at the start because we know not everyone wants it, and also because it kept the rego cost low (comparable events in other, cheaper cities cost much more).

Chalk talk will take place BEHIND Essex market on Broome Street. Depending on how many registrations we have, we may buy a round before trail. I reserve the right to change this plan completely if I investigate further and it won’t work. You can email your complaints.
Trail notes: A to B trail. Multiple Chicken/Eagle/Turkey splits. Shot checks, beer checks. Expect iconic NYC views! Enjoy the harbor! Turkeys (walkers) will have about 3 miles, Eagles will have 5-6. Beer and Beer alternatives available at all stops. Fun and stupidity at stops.
ON-IN notes: Weird cool private space with outdoor area, game tables. Weed allowed (other smoking must be outside). A meal and snax will be provided with GF and vegan options.
Charity: NYCH3 supports poll workers! Vet the Vote supports poll workers who love animals. It’s a party, it doesn’t have to make sense. $6.90 of each rego fee is going to Vet the Vote, along with any additional donations you choose to make (want to give more? Venmo @hashnyc and put an American flag in the comment or say it’s for the donation. We are looking for someone who gets a sick donation match!
AFTER PARTY: NYCH3 supports poll workers! Lucky 13 has a pole and dancers who werk it! We will open a tab there–we’ll get the beer, you tip those pole workers.

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