Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Long Island Lunatics May Flowers=Shiggy(?) trail
LIL #113
Start: Buckley's 159 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY 11580
Transit: FROM PENN STATION: 1:12 PM Babylon Branch, transfer to Far Rockaway Branch in Jamaica at 1:35 (joining the BK PaRtY tRaIn), arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM FROM ATLANTIC TERMINAL: 1:13 PM Far Rockaway Branch, arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM Note, the 1:42PM Penn Station and 1:43PM Atlantic Terminal trains will get you there by 2:19 in time for pack out @ 2:30, but that's cutting your prelube time awfully close!

Bring a set of dry clothes, it ain't called Valley Stream for no reason!  Meet time 2pm, pack out @ 2:30.  On in is a mystery even to the hares right now.
Tequila and Poopin'
Long Island Lunatics April *technically* in Long Island Trail!
LIL #112
Start: St. Gambrinus Beer Shoppe 533 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N Q R to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center Take the LIRR via Far Rockaway, Hempstead, and West Hempstead lines to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center LIRR station

Trail is A to B. Drink checker needed

On-In: Banter Bar, Havemeyer and S 1st St

Dime Store Tom CruiseBanter Bar, Havemeyer and S 1st St
The Lunatics Return in 2022
LIL #111
Start: Sports Mania Pub & Grill, 143-67 243rd Street, Rosedale
Transit: 1:45pm Long Beach train from Penn Station arrives @ Rosedale at 2:18pm. Start is an eight minute walk from Rosedale station

There's precip in the forecast, so bring a dry bag. Trail will be A to B, likely London Rules at the indoors only on-in. The hare is weighing how to have a drink check. If you will be driving to trail (and are willing to let him use your car) please message him.
Cheeky Bastard

Mismanagement

Garbling Mess (GM)
Kaptian Hooker

Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Drunksophila Masturbator

Fluffer
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’

Hareraiser
Sir Gay

Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo

Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty

“Run With The Mad Cows!”

Contacts:
Kaptian: ProductionMkern@Gmail.com

2014 – 2019 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress.  Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology

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