Long Island Lunatics H3

Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Welcome to Cowld Guyland
LIL #138
Start: Miller’s Ale House
1800 The Arches Cir, Deer Park, NY 11729
Meet at 1:30p, out at 2p
Transit: LIRR
Penn Station – 11:54a Ronkonkoma to Deer Park
Atlantic Terminal – 11:44a Jamaica, transfer to 12:17p Ronkonkoma
Take the FREE Shuttle Bus from the Deer Park Station to the Tanger Outlets Dick’s Sporting Goods stop, or walk/run if you’re an overachiever.

Let’s actually go to Long Island! Crazy good drink specials! $20 Hash Cash covers drink checks and pitchers at On-In. London Rules for food
Love Canal & Tequila Wh*re
Long Island Lunatics Día de los Muertos Invasion in Kingston!
LIL #137
Start: Keegan Ales, 20 St. James Place, Kingston, NY 12401 (Keegan Ales makes their own beer and also serves food.)
Transit: 9:15am Trailways bus from Penn Station arrives into Kingston at 11:25am (Keegan Ales is a 15-minute walk from the bus station); 9:31am Metro North from Grand Central arrives in Poughkeepsie at 11:39am (~35 min car ride to Kingston); 10:20am Amtrak from Penn Station arrives in Rhinecliff at 12pm (~20 minute car ride to Kingston).

Crash Space Details Here

NOTE: The hare has limited crash space for a few people (you MUST reach out in advance about it).
From the hare: “If anyone is coming up from the city they can also come up Friday evening and stay at my place. I can potentially pick up from Metro North or Amtrak depending on the time.
I have a guest room with a queen bed and jacuzzi tub. I also have a couch and queen inflatable mattress. Then if it’s not too chilly I have a tent that in theory fits two but is better for one. I have space in my room for one. And then there’s floor space for two.”
If people want to hang around there’s a Masquerade Ball at Keegan Ales at 7pm, hosted by their running club. Details can be found here.


Idle Handjobs
Amityville Horror Hash
LIL #136
Start: Parking lot of Amityville LIRR station (near Ketcham and Railroad Aves.)
Transit: The 3:45pm pArTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Amityville at 4:48pm. The 3:44pm train from Atlantic Terminal connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica.

There will be pre-lube beer at the start, plus a drink check on this A to B trail
Cheeky Bastard
Gabe the Babe’s Wacky Long Island Adventure
LIL #135
Start: James Joyce 49 S Ocean Ave, Patchogue, NY
Transit: From Grand Central: 11:39am far Rockaway train transfer at Jamaica for Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm.   From Penn: 11:45am Babylon line transfer at Jamaica for Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. Alternate Penn: 12:23pm Babylon line transfer at Babylon at 1:33pm for Montauk line train. Arrive at Patchogue at 2:03. NOTE: this option is risky as the first train is scheduled to arrive at Babylon at 1:30pm so if there is any delay you will miss your transfer at 1:33pm.  I recommend doing the earlier train if possible.   From Atlantic: 11:44am Jamaica line train to Jamaica, scheduled to arrive at 12:05pm. Transfer to Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm.

Make sure you make the PaRtY tRaIn on time!
Gabe The Babe

Mismanagement

Garbling Mess (GM)

Drunksophila Masturbator

Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty

“Run With The Mad Cows!”

Contacts:
Drunksophila Masturbator

2014 – 2019 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress.  Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology

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