Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
Schedule
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) | OnIn |
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Saturday December 7 2:00 pm 2024 | Welcome to Cowld Guyland LIL #138 Start: Miller’s Ale House 1800 The Arches Cir, Deer Park, NY 11729 Meet at 1:30p, out at 2p Transit: LIRR Penn Station – 11:54a Ronkonkoma to Deer Park Atlantic Terminal – 11:44a Jamaica, transfer to 12:17p Ronkonkoma Take the FREE Shuttle Bus from the Deer Park Station to the Tanger Outlets Dick’s Sporting Goods stop, or walk/run if you’re an overachiever. Let’s actually go to Long Island! Crazy good drink specials! $20 Hash Cash covers drink checks and pitchers at On-In. London Rules for food | Love Canal & Tequila Wh*re | |
Saturday November 2 12:00 pm 2024 | Long Island Lunatics Día de los Muertos Invasion in Kingston! LIL #137 Start: Keegan Ales, 20 St. James Place, Kingston, NY 12401 (Keegan Ales makes their own beer and also serves food.) Transit: 9:15am Trailways bus from Penn Station arrives into Kingston at 11:25am (Keegan Ales is a 15-minute walk from the bus station); 9:31am Metro North from Grand Central arrives in Poughkeepsie at 11:39am (~35 min car ride to Kingston); 10:20am Amtrak from Penn Station arrives in Rhinecliff at 12pm (~20 minute car ride to Kingston). Crash Space Details HereNOTE: The hare has limited crash space for a few people (you MUST reach out in advance about it).
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Saturday October 19 5:00 pm 2024 | Amityville Horror Hash LIL #136 Start: Parking lot of Amityville LIRR station (near Ketcham and Railroad Aves.) Transit: The 3:45pm pArTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Amityville at 4:48pm. The 3:44pm train from Atlantic Terminal connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica. There will be pre-lube beer at the start, plus a drink check on this A to B trail | Cheeky Bastard | |
Saturday September 28 2:00 pm 2024 | Gabe the Babe’s Wacky Long Island Adventure LIL #135 Start: James Joyce 49 S Ocean Ave, Patchogue, NY Transit: From Grand Central: 11:39am far Rockaway train transfer at Jamaica for Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. From Penn: 11:45am Babylon line transfer at Jamaica for Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. Alternate Penn: 12:23pm Babylon line transfer at Babylon at 1:33pm for Montauk line train. Arrive at Patchogue at 2:03. NOTE: this option is risky as the first train is scheduled to arrive at Babylon at 1:30pm so if there is any delay you will miss your transfer at 1:33pm. I recommend doing the earlier train if possible. From Atlantic: 11:44am Jamaica line train to Jamaica, scheduled to arrive at 12:05pm. Transfer to Montauk line train at 12:14pm. Arrive at Patchogue at 1:30pm. Make sure you make the PaRtY tRaIn on time! | Gabe The Babe |
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Mismanagement
Garbling Mess (GM)
Drunksophila Masturbator
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Drunksophila Masturbator
2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
2013 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
2012 Misman
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology