Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Patron Taint's Birthday Trail!
LIL #128
Start: Brianna's Deli 3 Jerusalem Ave. Hicksville, NY 11801  
Transit: PARTY TRAIN! From Grand Central: 12:58pm train (Ronkonkoma branch) to Hicksville. From Penn Station: 12:45pm train (Babylon branch) transfer at Jamaica to the Ronkonkoma train at 1:21pm (you will wait over 15 min at the station) to arrive at 1:51pm at the Hicksville station. From Atlantic: 12:41pm train (West Hempstead branch) transfer at Jamaica to the Ronkonkoma train at 1:21pm to arrive at 1:51pm at the Hicksville station.

Cum celebrate Patron Taint's hashy birthday on the Island that is long
Patron Taint
Last LIL of 2023
LIL #127
Start: B.K. Sweeney's Uptown Grille, 636 Franklin Ave, Garden City
Transit: Best option: 1:35p Hempstead train from Grand Central, direct to Garden City, arriving at 2:21p. If you want to leave from Penn, there's a 1:33p, which requires a transfer in Jamaica with only a few minutes to spare. There's a 1:21p from Atlantic Terminal, which also requires a transfer in Jamaica, but there's more breathing room.

A to B. There will be a drink check.
Cheeky Bastard and Amelia Bare Parts

Mismanagement

Garbling Mess (GM)
Kaptian Hooker

Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Drunksophila Masturbator

Fluffer
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’

Hareraiser
Sir Gay

Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo

Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty

“Run With The Mad Cows!”

Contacts:
Kaptian: ProductionMkern@Gmail.com

2014 – 2019 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress.  Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology

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