Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)

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Date/Time	Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path	Hare(s)	OnIn
Saturday September 16 3:00 pm 2023	LILH3 #125 LIL #125 Start: Prost Grill & Garten, 652 Franklin Avenue, Garden City NY Transit: From Grand Central LIRR: 2:18pm Hempstead train to Garden City, arriving 3:05pm From Penn Station LIRR: 1:58pm Huntington train, transfer Jamaica to Hempstead train leaving 2:40pm, arrive Garden City 3:05pm From Atlantic Terminal LIRR: 2:01pm Jamaica train, transfer Jamaica to Hempstead train leaving 2:40pm, arrive Garden City 3:05pm Trail will be London Rules, A-to-A at a German beer garden for the official start of Oktoberfest! Have you practiced your stein-holding lately? Expect tasty treats on trail and a DC. Prost!	Tequila Whore!
Saturday August 19 2:00 pm 2023	Nerves O'Long-ish Island LIL #124 Start: Connolly's Bar They're known for their frozen piña coladas! Transit: Rockaway Ferry (see below for options), A train --> Shuttle, bike, run (long run anyone?) Rockaway Rocket* from Atlantic Ave/BBP Pier6 (12PM departure) Rockaway Reserve* from Wall Street/ Pier 11 (12:25PM departure) *Highly recommend you reserve a spot on the ferry ahead of time to fastback the lines, they sell out! Trail will be a short A to A; we'll meet at Connolly's and walk to the beach afterwards to drop off your stuff. BYO drinks, and food nearby for purchase! Nutcrackers!	Nerves O'Squeal

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Mismanagement

Garbling Mess (GM)
Kaptian Hooker

Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Drunksophila Masturbator

Fluffer
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’

Hareraiser
Sir Gay

Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo

Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty

“Run With The Mad Cows!”

Contacts:
Kaptian: ProductionMkern@Gmail.com

2014 – 2019 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology