Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
|Long Island Lunatics May Flowers=Shiggy(?) trail|
Start: Buckley's 159 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY 11580
Transit: FROM PENN STATION: 1:12 PM Babylon Branch, transfer to Far Rockaway Branch in Jamaica at 1:35 (joining the BK PaRtY tRaIn), arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM FROM ATLANTIC TERMINAL: 1:13 PM Far Rockaway Branch, arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM Note, the 1:42PM Penn Station and 1:43PM Atlantic Terminal trains will get you there by 2:19 in time for pack out @ 2:30, but that's cutting your prelube time awfully close!
Bring a set of dry clothes, it ain't called Valley Stream for no reason! Meet time 2pm, pack out @ 2:30. On in is a mystery even to the hares right now.
|Tequila and Poopin'|
|Long Island Lunatics April *technically* in Long Island Trail!|
Start: St. Gambrinus Beer Shoppe 533 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N Q R to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center Take the LIRR via Far Rockaway, Hempstead, and West Hempstead lines to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center LIRR station
Trail is A to B. Drink checker needed
|Dime Store Tom Cruise||Banter Bar, Havemeyer and S 1st St|
Garbling Mess (GM)
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology