BH3 #517

BH3 # 517

Monday June 7, 2010

Start: Flatbush Ave. & 7th Ave.

On-In: Canal Bar

Hares: Legal In Some States & Tim Favorite

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

I was late to the start so the hashers all gathered at 7th and Flatbush without me.  Ain’t never been there, they tell me it’s nice.  There were plenty of pack marks (see appendix 5) so it was easy to catch up.  I’m just looking for clues at the scene of the crime.

Speaking of crimes, the beautiful and talented Technically Foul & Sandy Syphilis (assisted by an obsequious Barnacle) convened the circle and punished/rewarded the following offenders with Down-Downs:

The Hares!

The Hares again for using such colorful chalk.

Visitors & Virgins.

Patrick for being an FRB and not leaving any pack marks.

Jorge for being overzealous with very large pack marks.  Do you think he’s compensating for something??

Jorge again for wearing Five-Finger shoes.

Barnacle for being a racist.

Jorge & Amy for picking up other people’s children on trail.  No wonder they say New York is a family-friendly hash.

Sean for accidentally finding the hash.

Honorary Down-Down to Eager for Beaver for stumbling in to the On-In late and posting it on Facebook.

The drink will flow and blood will spill and it’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door.