NYCH3 1367 – Annual Easter Playboy Bunny R*n
Start: Doc Holliday’s (
Scribe: Just Peter
The 2010st annual Easter Playboy Bunnies R*n was held on April 4th and
was not to be missed.
Starting off with a near-altercation between Norma, two dirty, drunk, and high hippies, Bulldozer and other testosterone-laden brawlers, the trail wandered across lower
orgasmically screaming her love for Jon after noticing him on trail.)
Piss-poor chalk etiquette caused several delays on trail and eventually earned Dogface an extra down-down for his inadequate chalk-talk. Amazingly enough Finger Fucked escaped punishment for the mortal sin of running out of Gatorade at the drink check.
Other punishable trail offenses went to Dan, for wandering into Lucky Jack’s bar thinking it was the drink check, and again to Dan for mistaking a visitor’s initialed pack-mark as a back-check.
At the on-in, an interminable circle dispensed down-downs seemingly indiscriminately. The hares (such as they were) were serenaded with the usual hymn, and both virgins were greeted in appropriate style. Stew A. was declared AOTW for his involvement in the aforementioned hippie-altercation, while a visitor from
Due to the extreme length of the circle and the innumerable down-downs dispensed, hash cash ran out early and many hashers went home hungry and sober. Ignoring the truthiness of this writeup, a fun time was had by most and the 2010 Easter Playboy Bunnies R*n declared the best EPBR yet.