The Truth
Official Organ of the Greater Gotham Full Moon
Hash House Harriers
G2FMH3 Hash # 172 – Friday, Nov. 18, 2005
Hare: Ed Lunch
Start: Reade Street Pub
On-In: The Patriot
Punk Ass Bitch (Scribe): US Marine Whore
(Cue Star Wars music)
GGFM:
A Repeat On-In
A long time ago (well, only two months ago)
In a pre-lube far far away (well, it was only downtown)
It was the beginning of the GGFM
Prelubing hashers, nice and warm in the Reade Street Pub
Entered the cold November air
To find the evil hare
During the hash, the cold hashers managed
To criss-cross all around lower Manhattan,
Until they encounter Lunch’s ultimate weapon, a poorly marked check
So tricky as to almost elude an entire pack…almost
Overcome with thoughts of beer, beer and more beer,
The pack raced to the on-in,
That bastion of all that is hash-like, the Patriot,
To restore freedom
to drinkers everywhere….
Starring for the down downs:
The Hare: Ed Lunch (featuring Lisa and Don Wannabe as Bag Hags)
Chad (played by Pussy Repellent) for his (lack of) hareraising skills
And Chad (Pussy Repellent) again….for something else (it was too long ago to remember why)
FRB: Gary
US Marine Whore: for being silly enough to run the Philly Marathon
James: for passing two bars…I think the law kind, and not the drinking kind (lord knows, we’re passed many of those ourselves)
Basha: for being hit on by Don Wannabe, poor thing
THE END