NYC Marathon Weekend Pub Crawl – Friday, November 5, 7 PM
START: Dave’s Tavern on 9th Ave between 41st and 42nd St.
The hotline will be updated as we proceed to the next pub. That is while we are sober enough to remember to set it.
NYC Marathon Training R*n – Saturday, November 6, 3 PM
START: Offramp of the Queensboro Bridge, 59th St between 1st and 2nd Avenues
NYC Marathon Day R*n – Sunday, November 7, 10:15 AM
START: 5th Ave at 96th Street on the Central Park side
Brooklyn Post Marathon Recovery R*n – Monday, November 8, 7 PM
START: General Sherman’s Statue across from Plaza Hotel, 5th Ave & Central Park South
more details from Mean JeanHere is your marathon weekend schedule. Print this out, carry it with you, and sew your name in your underwear so you can be identified on Tuesday morning at the morgue. Wait, who am I kidding? You probably won’t have your underwear anymore by Tuesday. Better write your name (and next-of-kin) on your forearm with a Sharpie.
NYC Marathon Weekend Pub Crawl
Friday, November 5, 7:00 pm
Start: Dave’s Tavern, 9th Ave between 41st and 42nd St
TRANSIT: 42nd Street stop on A, C, E
HARES: Dave Long and Scottish Andrew
Trail will be marked in chalk from bar-to-bar. Hotline (212 HASH NYC; press 3 for On In locations then 3 again) will be reset for each new bar as long as we are sober enough to do so.
NYC #1077 Marathon Training Hash
Saturday, November 6, 3:00 pm
Start: Vehicle Onramp of the Queensboro Bridge at 59th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenues.
Transit: Lexington Ave and 59th St on the N,R and W trains and 59th St stop on the 4,5,and 6 trains.
HARES: Jumpin Jack Gash and C*ckstar
A classic, not-to-be missed NYCH3 event starting at the spot where the marathoners first enter the borough of Manhattan.
NYC #1078 Marathon Day Hash
Sunday, November 7, 10:15 am
Start: 96th Street and 5th Ave
Transit: 96th St Stop on the 6 Train
HARES: Dr. Steve and Speedy (Gary) Alka Seltzer
Trail is A-to-A with a stop to watch the elite women at the 18th mile. Then we’ll jeer/cheer on the marathoners from our perch at 96th and Fifth where, a-hem, refreshments will be available. PLEASE NOTE: YOU MUST DRINK YOUR BEVERAGES FROM A CUP; NO OPEN CONTAINERS AT ALL! We’ll be at 96th & Fifth til about 2-2:30ish when we’ll head off to the Back Page (Third Ave between 83rd and 84th St.) for more beer, some food, and down downs galore for the 26-miler idiots!
Brooklyn #313 Post-Marathon Recovery R*n
Monday, November 8, 7:00 pm
Start: General Sherman’s Statue across from the Plaza Hotel, 5th Ave & Central Park South
Transit: 5th Ave/59th St stop on the N,R,W trains
HARES: Wet Connection and YankIt
That’s Manhattan, not Brooklyn!!!! Livers can be deposited in medical waste disposal bins after the evening’s activities and a shuttlebus to the morgue will be provided for anyone daft enough to have attended all four days of marathon activities.
Okay I forgot a few things in the first email so here’s some more pertinent 411 regards the Sunday of Marathon Weekend:
1. Attn any H3 Marathoners: Former Joint Master and Current Hash Curmugeon Dave Byron-Brown will be hanging out as usual on the course in Brooklyn on the east side of 4th Avenue (at Pacific St. around 7.75 miles), and will be happy to catch and bring to the On-In excess clothing of all types.
2. Alot of people ask, “How will I know where the hashers are?” Well, if within the small universe of 96th & Fifth Avenue, you can’t identify the large group of drunk people shouting obnoxious comments at the r*nners and undoubtedly wearing t-shirts with some form of H3 on them… well then this year, we’re adding a more obvious clue. We’ll be prominently displaying a large Hash foot that looks suspiciously like the one in the attached photo (but without the face in the middle (unless Jon Carey is willing to be nailed to a tree?). So you can keep an eye out for that too. [Editors note: we will be on the Central Park side (right side/west side) of 5th Avenue]
3. Hash Cash on Sunday will be $20. Hey, try and find a better 6-8 hours entertainment any cheaper in NYC, ya cheap bastards!