Brooklyn 806

December 7, 2015 Hare – cum on moses On-In:  Alibi, in Fort Greene Drink Check with “green” cookies at Union Memorial in Fort Greene Park – once again making the Brooklyn Hash the Hash Hash. Down-Downs: no name ben transplant –  iwakuni japan home hash, first hash in nyc eager for beaver – likes to watch eager, just paul, free his willy, georgia o’queefe – xeno’s paradox, what is that? progress halfway, you never get to the end just paul – Now Named:  zeno’s pairadicks Zeno’s Pairadicks – for eating a cookie at the drink check and not understanding “Special” means “weed”. cum on moses –  as the hare, set trail with one giant piece of chalk, yet managed to create the smallest marks ever. doggie erectus – for actually seeing dbb on trail crispy kringle – attempted to mark trail with a rock cum on moses – a funny new mark that we’ve never seen before – shall we call it a “poo circle”? cum on moses – no water for dbb eager for beaver – unable to find the...

Brooklyn 803

Also recorded by Eager for Beaver   Hares Virgins Visitors Hare – Three way Nipsicle, Ims- ran the bk marathon Zip line children’s photos scooter douche Rack and roller tinder Sandy syphilis – something about her name Georgia oqueef – long run on Saturday Doggie arrived late Poop – us Marine whore and ims   Ummm…. I probably wasn’t there for this one either. Cheers, Drug...

Brooklyn 802

Down- Downs 11/9/2015 As recorded by Eager For Beaver (what would we do without him?) Hares Virgins Visitor dropping trou – Come on Moses, dr penis venkman, 6 inches Some one ran 3 miles!! Kathryn Poured out her drink check drink – sandy Politits , finger licking – chess   I dunno, I wasn’t there… Cheers, Drug...

Kh3 #93: Tales of the Knickerbocker H3

October 21, 2015 Writeup by Krispy Kringle Past, present and future met at the pre-lube at Emmons Tavern on October 21, 2015 as we celebrated Back to the Future Day. The trail was laid by Man-Doc Brown-Fun. It featured many check-backs, making it all a herky-jerky affair. But first we started off going in circles, ultimately managing our way west, south and then to the first drink check at the North end of Madison Square Park. Some brightly colored concoction was served in test tubes. We then staggered east from the park, then south, then west again. Mass confusion arose on Park Avenue. Super Dave managed to guide us to the second drink check at the South End of Madison Square Park. Spiked Gatorade welcomed our return. Faux Newspapers were distributed retelling some of the events from Back to the Future. Ultimately, we made it to the On-In, One Star. The trail ending up looking like this. In honor of the day, there were two Marty McFly’s on trail: Cosmo-Marty-McTits and Surprise-I’m Illiterate-Marty. There was also a Krispy Doc Brown. Various crimes were committed. Those responsible were held accountable: Geordi LaForeskin was the RA and doled out down-downs. Although there were virgins on trail; they escaped before receiving any abuse. The Hare was assisted by Surprise I’m Illiterate and Frank Lloyd Wrong. The latter did excellent work keeping a steady supply of suds flowing. Visitor, Foul Balls, was from San Francisco. And he had some prior NY Street Cred for taking on former Mayor Giuliani. Tech Use on trail was rampant, both Doggie Erectus and Cum Test Dummy were...

NAWW #286

Sloppy Cosmo’s Birthday/Virgin Lay! Hash started off promising with Turd Dimension took off his pants in BillyMark’s West, forgetting he had no running shorts on. Started 7:15pm ish at which point almost no one listened to Cosmo’s chalk talk. Good to know Cosmo’s parents are around because they were bag hares and drink checkers… too bad they peaced out early and no one gave them a down-down! So we ran around like idiots for a while in the west side where everything is under construction. I immediately spotted a broken fire hydrant which was sadly too heavy to take for loot (at least 80lbs!). Apparently Just Kyle has also tried to steal a fire hydrant before and it is just too heavy to take. Oh well. At one of the first checks, some hashers went the correct way and up into this elevated courtyard area while the rest of us followed along on the ground. And then we went onto the High Line (before or after this?) where we got just a tiniest bit confused when we ran into a dead end. But we figured it out, because we’re smart hashers! Then the most terrible part of the hash: Times Square. I personally experienced a lot of yelling from pedestrians, who either hated runners or cheered us on. Good thing my fellow Harriette Just Anne helped me out in shouting abuse back at those who questioned why we would do such a thing like run in Times Square. While Just Anne shouted back “we can run wherever we want”, I too pondered why I had made decisions leading to...
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