Leap Day Hash – February 29 2016

Brooklyn #818 Leap Day Hash February 29 2016   Hares:  What a Cunt and Stuff My Fluff (Virgin Lay)   It was the hash of a lifetime. With the realization that this was the first Leap Hash in the history of the Brooklyn H3, and that there would not be another one until 2044, we knew this could not be missed.   The pack assembled in front of O’Keefe’s on Court Street.  Chalk-talk included standard marks, checks, boob-checks, and the all-impressive 2/29 Check in honor of Leap Day which meant 4-and-you’re-on.  The hares also warned of a Circle Jerk.  What a Cunt exclaimed, “Everyone knows what to do during a Circle Jerk?  No, really.  Everyone knows what to do?…   Take care of the person behind you!”   We took off sensitive to our Leap Day rules.   We hit the first check a mere 50 meters from the start.  By the second check on Jay Street in front of the Brooklyn Court House, we were off-trail for the first time in the night.  Around-and-around we went, tripled over where we had already run.  Through the courtyard between Shake Shack and Hill Country Chicken some fine street dwellers got into the game and tried to tell us where to go.  A few hashers grew frustrated enough to call the hotline.  Blackout disappeared.  Maybe the Hares had confused Leap Day with April Fool’s.  Finally, trail was found.   Then, the rumors spread that we were going to Manhattan.  How could that be?  This is the BROOKLYN H-Three.  The Manhattan Bridge loomed in front of us.  As though rubbing lemon juice into a...

Brooklyn 812 – Polar Bear Hash

January 17, 2016 Start, On-In:  Peggy O’Neils, Surf Ave, Coney Island So, I win the lazy asshole award for this hash since I was the only person who stayed in the bar the whole time, didn’t run trail, didn’t go for a swim, didn’t even go outside to encourage those who were swimming. If any one wants to contribute stories from trail, please email me directly: mel.etchison@gmail.com The bar was lovely, plenty of space heaters to keep my hands warm. Beer selection was… meh… we had Sam Adams, Coors Light. I noticed the pack really smelled when returning from trail.  Normally, I am part of the pack, therefore part of the smell.  But for this trail, I was able to observe. Notes from Eager For Beaver: Hey everyone – Polar bear was great – we had an alarming number of hashers, trail was actually excellent (I’m still amazed when I get to run in areas of the city I didn’t know existed that aren’t active train tracks), tarps all worked out, hot chocolate at the beach was excellent, no one’s bags disappeared, snow fell, etc. Barbara at Peggy’s must have thrown us a bunch of buybacks, since hash cash lasted well into the evening. I believe at some point we kicked in some kitty money.  She says we’re welcome back anytime, which we should take her up on for some upcoming next difficult-to-get-to start. YAY!!!! We didn’t piss off a bar and they want us to come back. Down-Downs: hare cheeky bastard virgins – annie (guest of turd dimension) sheng (guest of i can explain) visitors – melissa –...

Brooklyn 811

January 11. 2015 Damn it was COLD.  The trail was great, well marked, easy to follow.  Eh… the arrows were TEEENY-TINY in the shadows of the street-lamps.  Apparently the hare set trail in the middle of the day when these arrows were in broad daylight.  We’ll forgive her since this was the first trail she set all by herself. hare – sloppy thirds visitor – pg six inch – from albequerque what a cunt – for getting lost at the start, then again she lost her bag at the on-in (although,  not really, a lesson from my mother: LOOK UNDER THINGS) whoremaster – whacking innocent bystander with giant haberdashery bag on subway cheeky – stuffing one whole slice of pizza in mouth visitor – hurdling a christmas tree on trail just sam – now a hudson duster after hashing for 6 weeks hare again – how many marks to be on?  Is it one, two… who knows…. spank the plank – blowing his nose in his brand new brooklyn H3 gloves whoremaster – finally produced shirt he’s been talking about for 5 years rack’n’rollher – eager’s knickerbocker hat – thought it was nyrr gear, not hash gear drug bust  – personally took down the perpetrators in a gun fight over territory at a crack house in East New York while on trail and still made it in as FRB. (note taken by What A Cunt.) whoremaster – random drug bust, again – for false accusation on doggie erectus on-in:  american cheeze, in windsor terrace, been here before.  We love the mini pizzas so that we have no idea how...

Brooklyn 809

December 28, 2015 According to Eager for Beaver: I will actually volunteer to do this write up – since I’m actually here! Yes, yet another Brooklyn Trail that I missed. Down-Downs Visitors Virgins Belly dancer teacher Too many wires – labrawhore Returning hashers from far away – technical foul and Mika Squirty last bk...

Brooklyn 807 – The White Trash Hash

December 14, 2015 Yup, I missed this trail too.  Infamous trail through homes outlandishly decorated for the holidays. Down-Downs: Hare Virgins Stopped by cops Running with rifle shaped device Dried off at the gas station Smash mouth award – ankles Push ups – Moses 6 inches – actually everyone playing truth or dare jenga Very dfl  – cheeky Hare cackling on the hot line <– didn’t get to this...
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