NYCH3 # 1492 – Birthday Hash

Prelube: Grassroots Tavern On-In: B Side Bar Hares: Just Jo and CPA This writeup is brought to you by HashLibs, the world’s most [ adjective ] word game. A [ adjective ] crowd gathered for CPA’s [ adjective ] birthday trail. Visitors and virgins got [ adjective ] instructions, and the pack took off toward the [ noun ]. Everyone agreed the trail was too [ adjective ] and [ adverb ] marked. There were the usual happenings, of course. [ Name ][ verb ] a car, [ verb ] on the sidewalk and [ verb ] a small child. The on-in was downright [ adjective ], and the beer flowed [ adverb ]. Down downs went to the hares, Just Jo and CPA. Visitors were John, Diego and Enzo. Virgins were Will, Meredith and Monica. Cum Test Dummy was called out for arriving [ adjective ] and [ verb ] her own trail. Type A Hole did the trail on his [ noun ]. Dogface walked in the bar and announced he came too [ adjective ] whereas Devo drank for [ verb ] too late. Solar Eclits complained the [ noun ] wasn’t long enough. Just Anuj went [ noun ] to put on a new [ noun ]. Ow My Balls and Splat! drank for [ verb ] like each other. CPA, Just Jo, Bushy, Just Adam and Gabe the Babe all had birthdays. Just Jo proclaimed she likes [ noun ] in her [ noun ]. Given the number of down downs she got, I think CPA wanted to [ verb ] the bartender. Thanks...

NYCH3 # 1490

NYCH3 # 1490 Hares – just assen; just Marie Pre lube – house of brews On in – mcswigans  This weekly episode of hashing was made possible by a scattered shower that wiped out the trail and had to be reset by our hares. It was short, quick and sweet with no drink check.   Down Downs were given out as follow :  Hares – just assen, just marie Visitors – tbc ( two balls and a candle) ; ow my balls was called out for wearing tokyo haberdashery butt sniffer; dog face was called out foe wearing a UK hash shirts Virgins – left early – so sad Gilden sacks – Ran into an occupied parked car Pants on fire – ran past the on-in Devo n conealingus – were in competition of who could mark the least pack marks Fast american dave – left his sweaty clothes at last week’s hash, didn’t claim them ; rack n roller was called out because when one jm drinks they all jms drink Eager for beaver – for posting on fb that his testicles were the size of basketballs Eager for beaver (asshole of the week) – his glass was to heavy to lift, can only lift 12 oz or less Ow my balls, gabe the babe, 1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila whore, cpa – technology in circle Hardman – for drinking a small drink (smallest wine glass we have seen at a...

NYCH3 # 1489

We met on a wednesday for our weekly hash. We knew not what to expect from out hares, as both were new to laying trails in NYC. It happened to be C*m test Dummy’s virgin lay and 10 Dix first New York trail since she moved out here form Chicago. We knew not what to expect, suprises were lurking in every corner. We ended running to harlem and even had a drink check, which according to the masses wasn’t that great. I also vaguely recall an awesome dance party and some hasher busting out their stripper moves (there is photographic evidence somewhere, and if there is a pic of someone that looks like me, it’s not me. It’s probably my cousin Jose ;). Oh and of course i had to give my hot sauce away on this particular night, not to one harriette but to two. Down Downs were given out as follows. Start dive bar – 96 and amsterdam Hares – cum test dummy and 10 dix with wings On in – pj’s Hares – cum test dummy and 10 dix dicks with wings Visitors – chin-chin chiller, pinball, pants on fire Virgins – elizabeth, curryduk, gabrielle, kim, jess, amy Conealingus – played with a young kids balls?!?!? Just chris – mowing kids down on the street(2 at once) Clothes found in the bathroom – fast american dave (who didn’t clain them) Hares – 10 dix n cum test for giving us malorte at the drink check; it’s a chicago thing you wouldn’y understand (cum test was mia, type a-hole drank for her) Doner kabob – did not fall on trail CPA –...

NYCH3 # 1488

NYCH3 # 1488 Hares – A lil Dirty & CPA Start – Peter Dillon’s On-In – Tabacco Road DILLON REDEMPTION – EASTERN POINTS – AN EARLY CIRCLE – ANTI- BROADWAY – PARK & WRECKS – VEILED ENTERPRISE – LIVE & ON STAGE – PIZZA – A STAR IS BORN Some time ago, friend, before the Solstice, but well into the warm, glad days, there was a hash cooked up by CPA and laundered by A Little Dirty, in Manhattan, starting at a typical Irish-themed midtown pub peopled with tie-wearing d-bags and the doomed women who follow them. It was in mid-December at this same place (Peter Dillon’s), you remember, friend, that an on-in took place but that hare set it up so each of us had to order pints from a single waitress, and the cash ran out before we arrived, so we found nourishment from a vacating Christmas party that granted us foodstuffs. But this was different. It was a new start. Hell, it was A start.. All of us who assembled in front of the place, with fresh $20s from nearby banking centers or ATMs, wore optimistic smiles because we would be running away from this stinkhole rather than blindly arriving at it. None of us had a smile to match ALD’s, though. She smiles so brightly, it makes some of us a bit nervous. What secrets does she hold? Oh, she’s hashed in many exotic hashes, many oceans away.. what African and Turkish influences await us? And who is this assistant, this dark, beautiful man with ivory teeth? Raj?? So clever, ALD.. she out- sourced the...

NYCH3 # 1486

Pre lube – gaslight Hares – bed master , just chris On-in – paddys duggans pub This was a while back ago……. maybe i should start writing these up my self instead of outsourcing them….. we’ll see….   All i can really remember is that it started in queens, in ended in queens and it was HOT!! Oh and we ran out of gatorade at the drink check 🙁 Down Downs were handed out as follows: Hares – bedmaster n just chris Visitors – sad bastard, short time, designer stud Virgin – just dave Conealingus – smashmouth award Grettel – memorizing a new song for smashmouth award Cpa – got yelled at by garbage man Hares + beth, running out of Gatorade Ran to the start – cheeky bastard, solar eclits, conealingis, nads on film, lauren, grettel Actually found trail – splat. Smashmouth,...