GGFM #240

GGFM #240 July 23, 2010 Start: 53rd St. & 3rd Ave. Hares: Hoboken Dave & Just Amy On-In: The Gaf, 1st Ave. & 89th St. Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered on 3rd Ave. to celebrate the end of the work week.  There were some ominous looking clouds off in the distance so Hoboken Dave gave us a very hurried chalk talk and sent us on our way.  He forgot to mention that there would be much thunder and lightning on trail and that some of the marks would be gone by the time we got there.  A sin for which he would pay dearly! A few of the more ambitious runners gallantly tried to finish the trail after the rain really started and ended up soaking wet.  Maybe they were a little dirty and wanted to rinse off. NY Cock Exchange & Just Scott were eager to punish someone for getting them wet and gave out the following Down Downs: The Hares: Hoboken Dave & Just Amy. Visitors & Virgins: Hairy Crack, Cetified R.U.N., Just David & Just Craig. Hoboken Dave for calling down the thunder and lightning.  Just Amy swore it was all Dave’s idea and she had nothing to do with it. Dan Bartos for solving checks incorrectly. Just Ken for hitting on a lady cop and not knowing if he was a virgin or not.  Maybe he’s been to jail?? Steve, Dan & A LIttle Dirty for starting out FRB and ending up DFL. Finger F*cked for chipping a tooth. Total Random Abuse of Power Down Down was awarded by Ewa to Doggie Erectus for taking...

GGFM #227

Friday January 1st 2010 GGFM#227 New Years Day Recovery R#n Hares: Brittany Start: Grand & Roebling at a bar called Clem’s On-In: Bushwick Country Club (CC) on Grand & Leonard Its 2010, and Clem’s played host to a festive group of hashers. Many it seamed had not stopped the party from 2009. These party favor wearing pack members were successful in inspiring everyone to run the 3.1 mile eagle trail through some scenic portions of Greenpoint and Williamsburg.  Alas, even this short distance proved to be too much for a hung over pack. It was only through teamwork and alcholol flavored sweat that the pack reached the Bushwick CC. This place included at hot tattooed bartender, pickles, street inspired artwork, and backyard bbq. Great job on the grill Pussy in Boots; And special thanks to Empress Norma for including all of the snacks and contraceptives. We had a Virgin who immediately got into the hashing spirit when he was asked if he will come back to the GGFM.  Just Jake said “Yea, but not this one.” There was a plethora of visitors from across the planet. Whore of Sarajevo and Free Willie are from Sarajevo. Also we had Puppy Love Machine from NOLA and Teflon from Boston. All the visitors fit right in with the pack but should not be invited back for health and sanitation reasons. For a memorable downdown make sure you include a little bit of nudity, a story about alcohol related injury, and found objects.  Here are some highlights: Just Liz was called to the circle so that she could explain a remarkable situation where...
GGFM #226

GGFM #226

Friday August 7th 2009– GGFM #226 Hares: Anna and Red-Headed Steve Bag Hags: Hoboken Dave Start: Columbus Circle – Merchant’s Gate On-In: Peter Dillon’s at 40thand Park Scribe: Red-Headed Steve and Anna The sun was shining on the street, Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe hashers wet and tight–And this was odd, because it wasThe middle of the night. The moon was shining sulkily,Because she thought the sunHad got no business to be thereAfter the day was done–"It’s very rude of him," she said,"To come and spoil the fun!" The air was wet as wet could be,The pavement dry as dry.You could not see a cloud, becauseNo cloud was in the sky:No pigeons were flying overhead–There were no pigeons to fly. The Boozer and the Redhead Were walking close at hand;They wept like anything to seeSuch quantities of land:"If this were only path marked,"They said, "it would be grand!" "If seven FRB’s with seven chalksChecked it for half a year.Do you suppose," the Boozer said,"That they could mark the trail?""I doubt it," said the Redhead,And shed a bitter tear. "O Virgins, come and r*nwithus!"The Boozer did beseech."Some pleasant chalk, a pleasant talk,Along the slimy breach:We cannot do with more than four,To give a hand to each." The eldest Hasher looked at her,But never a word he said:The eldest Hasher winked his eye,And shook his heavy head–Meaning to say he did not chooseTo leave the park instead. But four young Hashers hurriedup,All eagle for the treat:Their shirts were soaked, their faces flush,Their shoes were clean and neat–And this was odd, because, you know,They hadn’t any feet. Four other Hashers followed them,And yet...

GGFM #225

  The Truth     Official Organ of the Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash House Harriers G2FMH3 Hash #225  Friday, July 10th, 2009 Hares: Lauren and Cary Grant’s Clone (Richard)        Start: 72nd and Broadway On-In: Parlour 86th and Broadway Scribe: Bulldozer   The sea was angry that day my friends, just like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.  The hares delivered their instruction in neo-Babylonian Aramaic.  The pack received these instructions with knowing winks and nod, as befitting a group that was well above average in looks and intelligence.  A moment of silence was observed to commemorate the fact we are losing too many of our celebrity role models in their prime.  With hops and skips, the pack picked up the scent of the trail, which meandered through the soft forgiving trails of Central Park and the hard concrete and asphalt of Manhattan. Actually, I did not r*n with the pack. I only showed up at the on-in, and only after most of the pasta was consumed. So there you have it.    The circle was convened by US Marine Whore and Norma.      Down Downs (I think I got most of them)   The hares: Lauren and Cary Grant Jr.   Virgins and Visitors Two of the former came forward, while rumors circulated that more were loitering on the edges of the circle. Cowards all. Public Shame was administered to Fireman Tim for deeming a wall to climb. “What a Wank” was the just punishment   Help me I’ve fallen Down and Can’t Dress Myself to Kerry for wearing socks with L and R...

GGFM # 222

The Truth – GGFM Hash #222 The Truth     OfficialOrgan of the Greater Gotham Full Moon HashHouse Harriers G2FMH3 Hash #222 – Friday, April 10, 2009 Start: Columbus CircleFountain (I always thought the fountain was in the middle, not by the entranceto Central Park!!!) On-In: O’Connellson 108th streetand Broadway Scribe: Rajesh (asucker for agreeing to do a write up coz a girl asked him to) Oh good! It’s Friday! I am attending a hash run after about 4 months. I show up ontime at 7:00 pm at the Columbus Circle Fountain (at least what a few others andI thought was the Columbus Circle Fountain). I asked this person, who lookedlike he was there for the run if he was there for the hash. He thought I waspeddling drugs. Remember; don’t ask people “Are you here for the Hash?”  Anyway, I remembered that the pre-lube was atColiseum (on 58th and Broadway) and found Leaky Faucet (a hasherfrom Atlanta),his friend Michael (more on him later), Amalea (who I kept calling Alea, tillshe finally corrected me in the bar) and Numbnuts.  Ross from Oz also was present at pre-lube.   One of the hares comes to the bar and tries to get us to goto the start. We finish our beer and go to the Columbus Circle Fountain andlook for the start. After a few tries by multiple people to locate the sign,two brave souls (read as self and Bjorn) decide to cross the sea of trafficaround Columbus Circleand go to the entrance of Central Park.  We find the hares and other hashers there.One of the brave souls decides to cross...