Brooklyn 100 – August 17 1996

What we have here is a failure to communicate. The recent absence of Brooklyn Hash communication is explained by the fact that JM Croft has discovered he has to do some real work and make some real money otherwise, as a resident alien and not a citizen, he mav be deported under the new immigration laws. Either that or he has been a lazy bastard. Anyway, he will try to reestablish normal communications. Instant Replay, Run 100, August 17. 1996 Start: Atlantic Avenue.  On-In: Stubs at Clark and Hicks St. Hare: JM Croft and „IM Nelson Scribe: On Sec Guillermo Metz Hundredth runs, like birthdays, are bitter-sweet occasions. They come only once in the lifetime of a specific hash organization: they mark a certain level of maturity of said hash: yet they also remind the members just how long they’ve been at it. week after every-other- week. True, it’s not like Hong Kong’s eighty-five-thousandth run or anything. but lt does mark an important milestone. However, this was more like a birthday from the middle ages, where the parents trepidatiously waited until the kidlet passed the age of five or so to declare the child publicly lest some disease or mishap carry it off — the Brooklyn centennial marked a certain level of achievement an understandin94t this thing may be around to stay, having survived so far. And so the mood was basically festive. at least for those who enjoy rather than feel compelled to partake of a hash every other week, at the least. The run. the first part of the generai excuse of most hashes (the others being group drinking and...

Brooklyn 835 – June 27 2016

just maddie – hare virgins – just jen, ginger snatch from d.c. visitors – mile high cherry pie, hindlick little dirty – something about explaining the hash while fire truck sirens making it seem like the hash caused the siren scooter douche & piece of slut – man against machine – the hash is a drinking club with a RUNNING problem, not a scooting problem. xenospairadicks – hashy birthday sandy syphillis – traumatized by people having sex in shower at work after yoga xenos again – confused by weed on trail dfl – arrived 1 hour late – virgin just jen, ginger snatch, check spreader. what a cunt – leaving us in nyc to move to cleveland sandy syphilis – giving it good to a pussy on trail scooter douche – asking if he can get the train at closest subway station turd – got two pussies today from what a cunt this trail was well-set for a hasher’s first trail on their own.  I’d like to pat myself on the back that I must of trained Just Maddie well. comments included:  really ghetto – glad we ran in a pack,  checks at entries to parks well done. this particular trail, I was a lazy bum and got to the start after the pack left.  I saw the address of the on-in on the sidewalk, and had no idea of the street name.  Hah! it is possible to learn new places, even after 40 years in NYC.  thats another reason I...

Brooklyn 834 – June 20 2016

Pride Hash! no… Fathers day, not, pride celebration!! hare – pecker wreckers [& drug bust to make it harriettes & fairyettes as stated on website] bad beer – hare again set trail with wheelie – fast american dave what a cunt – dfl, arrived during circle another fairiette visitors – just maya, just carrie – first bklyn at nyc scooter douche – someone declared him gay whoremaster – claiming only 2nd time in 20 years as dfl – oh, the modesty turd – falling & crashing 10 feet from start surprise – jeopardy silence at prelube cosmo – writing funny msgs at each check like “probably” or “im scared” pecker wrecker – setting marks by security gates check spreader – said the most motherfuckers during the evening –...

Brooklyn 832 – June 6 2016

hash 6/6 hares cheeky & ben onin starliner just maddie – fingering the fooz players cheeky – almost false acc to dave moses – not paid hash cash yet moses – asshole of the week ims – got married drug bust – newly full-time employeed turd – weather app on trail cheeky – not looking out for my tacos doggie & dave – doggie- back after hiatus, dave for checking tinder during circle surprise – crazy lost on trail – dfl piece of slut – given random abuse of power by drug bust, he gets a down down so we all get a down down! everybody gets a down-down!...

Brooklyn 830 – May 23 2016

georgia’s on – out on-in: Shenanigan’s hare: Georgia O’Queefe who was making his departure to move to the wrong coast. hare – left a personal msg for whoremaster on the hotline regarding whoremaster’s dislike of Shenanigan’s but whoremaster was not present at trail scooter douche – dated 3 women with same birthday hare – for a trail with too many hills check spreader – got lost in sunset park so he ran in circles headlights – has her dog at hash headlights & technically foul – all former jms drink blackout – something about animal genitalia all racists for brooklyn half 25% reduction in erics for 2nd year in a row – we need more erics need a haberdasher too turd – angry american – complaining no jms last week cpa – for complaining about not getting a down down for running half scooter douche – a civilian called him out for being on a scooter death breast – returning hasher – got married etc six inches – for accusing scooter douche scooter douche – get him totally fucking drunk cheers Georgia! see you soon . you still owe us a t-shirt design. Anyone else: we’ve got an open position as haberdasher, now accepting portfolio...