Brooklyn 835 – June 27 2016

just maddie – hare virgins – just jen, ginger snatch from d.c. visitors – mile high cherry pie, hindlick little dirty – something about explaining the hash while fire truck sirens making it seem like the hash caused the siren scooter douche & piece of slut – man against machine – the hash is a drinking club with a RUNNING problem, not a scooting problem. xenospairadicks – hashy birthday sandy syphillis – traumatized by people having sex in shower at work after yoga xenos again – confused by weed on trail dfl – arrived 1 hour late – virgin just jen, ginger snatch, check spreader. what a cunt – leaving us in nyc to move to cleveland sandy syphilis – giving it good to a pussy on trail scooter douche – asking if he can get the train at closest subway station turd – got two pussies today from what a cunt this trail was well-set for a hasher’s first trail on their own.  I’d like to pat myself on the back that I must of trained Just Maddie well. comments included:  really ghetto – glad we ran in a pack,  checks at entries to parks well done. this particular trail, I was a lazy bum and got to the start after the pack left.  I saw the address of the on-in on the sidewalk, and had no idea of the street name.  Hah! it is possible to learn new places, even after 40 years in NYC.  thats another reason I...

Brooklyn 834 – June 20 2016

Pride Hash! no… Fathers day, not, pride celebration!! hare – pecker wreckers [& drug bust to make it harriettes & fairyettes as stated on website] bad beer – hare again set trail with wheelie – fast american dave what a cunt – dfl, arrived during circle another fairiette visitors – just maya, just carrie – first bklyn at nyc scooter douche – someone declared him gay whoremaster – claiming only 2nd time in 20 years as dfl – oh, the modesty turd – falling & crashing 10 feet from start surprise – jeopardy silence at prelube cosmo – writing funny msgs at each check like “probably” or “im scared” pecker wrecker – setting marks by security gates check spreader – said the most motherfuckers during the evening –...

Brooklyn 832 – June 6 2016

hash 6/6 hares cheeky & ben onin starliner just maddie – fingering the fooz players cheeky – almost false acc to dave moses – not paid hash cash yet moses – asshole of the week ims – got married drug bust – newly full-time employeed turd – weather app on trail cheeky – not looking out for my tacos doggie & dave – doggie- back after hiatus, dave for checking tinder during circle surprise – crazy lost on trail – dfl piece of slut – given random abuse of power by drug bust, he gets a down down so we all get a down down! everybody gets a down-down!...

Brooklyn 830 – May 23 2016

georgia’s on – out on-in: Shenanigan’s hare: Georgia O’Queefe who was making his departure to move to the wrong coast. hare – left a personal msg for whoremaster on the hotline regarding whoremaster’s dislike of Shenanigan’s but whoremaster was not present at trail scooter douche – dated 3 women with same birthday hare – for a trail with too many hills check spreader – got lost in sunset park so he ran in circles headlights – has her dog at hash headlights & technically foul – all former jms drink blackout – something about animal genitalia all racists for brooklyn half 25% reduction in erics for 2nd year in a row – we need more erics need a haberdasher too turd – angry american – complaining no jms last week cpa – for complaining about not getting a down down for running half scooter douche – a civilian called him out for being on a scooter death breast – returning hasher – got married etc six inches – for accusing scooter douche scooter douche – get him totally fucking drunk cheers Georgia! see you soon . you still owe us a t-shirt design. Anyone else: we’ve got an open position as haberdasher, now accepting portfolio...

Brooklyn 829 – May 16 2016

Hares – Drug Bust & Just Maddie – Just Maddie’s virgin lay Start: Rosemary’s Greenpoint Tavern On-In:  No. 7 North Earlier in the day, the committee recieved an email from the JM’s that neither of them would be able to attend, but that we should be sure to run circle without them. I was appointed with task of co-running circle with Cheeky. Trail took the pack through the Newtown Creek Nature Walk along the water in Greenpoint between Brooklyn and Queens.  The highlight was the smell coming from the water treatment plant. Down-downs: hares – chalk at rosemarys – we followed the rules and put the name and address of the on-in at the start.  Well, apparently that pissed-off Rosemary’s, so they called the on-in No. 7 North to complain. visitors – buzzlight year from Oslo & his daughter just sarah just sarah – only hashes when her father comes, but “no problem cumming” blackout & cheeky – eric identity swap – showing at start vs popping up on trail georgia o’queefe – cut off some dude on manhattan ave, but dude complimented his butt blackout – looked like a homeless guy, but was running his fastest ever with his house on his back six inches – complaining about this being the only drug bust trail where he didnt get stoned racknroller – wanted to skip circle since the JMs are not here despite receiving email from jms to have circle. who made it to the back check? what was the number? I’d also like to point out that for this particular hash, i was hare, ran circle, and...