Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
LIL Trail 95: Farming into 2020
LIL #95
Start: Prelube: Croxley Ale House, 190 Main St, Farmingdale, NY (2/10 a mile from train station) Many craft beers and great wings at the prelube. Cum on out to the first Lunatic trail of 2020. Bring $20, a flashlight, and virgins
Transit: Arrive Farmingdale @ 3:02p   From Penn: 1:12p Transfer @ Hicksville for the 2:44 towards Ronkonkoma arrive Farmingdale 3:02p From Atlantic Term: 12:43p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 1:35 Hicksville bound train, transfer at Hicksville for the 2:44 Ronkonkoma bound train arrive Farmingdale 3:02p

Penis Fly Crap has learned a few things about haring after 12 years of hashing, 3 years as Dallas hare raiser, and too many trails to count. Cum on out to his first Lunatics Trail and experience the varied terrain that Farmingdale has to offer, as we hash through the hills and dales of Long Island. There will be periods of light shiggy, and most of trail won't be just running along the road.
Penis Fly Crap
🍾 NYE at the End of Long Island 🎉
LIL #94
Start: Montauk!
Transit: LIRR to Montauk: Arriving New Years eve, Day of Trail, 12/31, to Montauk.
To Make trail train:
From Penn 11:01a - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p
From Atlantic Term. 10:35a -  Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p

Screw Trail, in it for the party train:
From Penn 4:19p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p
From Atlantic Term 4:20p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p

The I still have work and want to party with the lunatics train:
From Penn 5:51p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p
From Atlantic Term 5:49p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p

I'm Driving, and can help out other hashers car pool. (Link to carpool form)

Celebrate the End of the year at the End of Long Island with:
A roaring 20's themed super shitty coastal trail on Tuesday December 31st, New Years Afternoon around 2:30p, Roaring 20's NYE party with music and fire pits.  Rego is only $69 and includes a T-shirt to the first 15 rego's!

Here's what you need to do:
  1. Submit your rego: https://hashrego.com/events/lilh3-lil-trail-94-roaring-20s-nye
  2. Pay Kaptian Hooker $69 (check the Event Details on the url above)
  3. Book your room at Daunt's Albatross Motel (631) 668-2729‬ There are only a handful of rooms left! We need a headcount to plan beer and food quantities, so please book and pay by December 5th.
Hotel will open to Muggles by the 7th. Please help us book the entire hotel.
Long Island MisManagement of 2020

Mismanagement

Grand Mattress
Kaptian Hooker
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Fluffer
Shots for Tots
Hareraiser
Ditch Sucker
Sir Gay
Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo
Coffee Queefer
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology