Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

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Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.


We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
The Ole Amityville Halloween Horror Hash
LIL #101
Start: Amityville LIRR Train Station. Please fill out this FORM to register if you plan on attending. Wear your best, spookiest, hash-iest costume, and enjoy the last full moon of almost two decades on all Hollow's Eve on Long Island. Closest Brewery/Brew Pub to LIRR Station:  Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville, NY 11701
Transit: LIRR Train to Amityville station arrive 5:18pm From Penn: Board 4:24pm Babylon bound LIRR train arrive 5:18pm From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn Board the 4:13pm Far Rockaway Bound train, transfer at Jamaica at 4:44pm for the Babylon bound LIRR train arrive Amityville 5:18pm

Hash Cash will be $10. Please Venmo Kaptain.  IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.
Cheeky Bastard


Grand Mattress
Kaptian Hooker
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Ditch Sucker
Sir Gay
Kim Dong Dildo
Coffee Queefer
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology

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