Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.


We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
LIL #66
Start: Valley Stream. Prelube: Railroad Inn, 151 S Franklin Ave (under the tracks, map)
Transit: 2:12pm pArtY tRaIN from Penn -or- Atlantic Terminal to Valley Stream. Penn stationers transfer at Jamaica this time! Arrive at 2:45.
Kaptain Hooker
LIL #65
Start: Lynbrook, Prelube: Pearsall's Station, 479 Sunrise Hwy (across from LIRR Station, map)
Transit: 2:25pm pArTy tRAiN from Penn to Lynbrook, arrives at 3:03. Brooklyn alternative: 2:12pm from Atlantic Terminal transfer at Jamaica to the Penn pArTy tRAiN!!
Good chance of getting wet on trail - bring dry everything to change into. Bring a waterproof bag to keep any valuables dry on trail. Chicken/Eagle split. Drink check.
Piece of Slut


Grand Mattress
A Little Dirty
Religious Advisors
Coffee Queefer
Kap’n Hooker
Ditch Sucker
Trail Master
Drawn Johnson
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology