The Brooklyn Hash House Harriersbrooklynhash

Description

Founded by Keith Kanaga & Charles Dugan in 1993. Presided over by the likes of Fluffy, Wet Connection, The Body, FMIG, The Saint, and Headlights ever since. The Better Beer Hash.

Schedule

Runs every Monday starting at 7:00 pm with the exception of Memorial Day Weekend, The Polar Bear Hash, and The AGM which are run on Sunday.

Other big events include Brooklyn Summer Camp, The AGM and Brooklyn Half Pub Crawls, and the Marathon Recovery Run.

We’ll even go to Queens once in a while just because we can.

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
Brooklyn #887
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
Cream Throat Willie & Swordswallower
Brooklyn #888
Start: Barclay's Center, Williamsburg Bank corner
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/Q/N/R to Atlantic Ave/Barclay's Center
Fluffy

Mis-Management 2015-???

Joint Masters
Drug Bust
Tequila Whore
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
Haberdasherer
Whoremaster
Fluffer
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser
US Marine Whore

Mis-Management 2015-2015

Joint Masters
Smashmouth
Eager for Beaver (Tim)
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
On-Sex
Drug Bust (Mel)
Haberdasherer
Georgia O’Queef
Fluffer
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser
Six Inches, Ladies

Mis-Management 2014-2015

Joint Masters
Speedo Gonzales (Eric)
Eager for Beaver (Tim)
Religious Advisor
Smashmouth
On-Sex
Cheeky Bastard
Haberdasherer
Georgia O’Queef
Fluffer
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser
Six Inches, Ladies

Mis-Management – 2013-2014

Joint Masters

Speedo Gonzales (Eric) Email: ericsiegs at yahoo.com Eager for Beaver (Tim) Email: e4b at hashnyc.com

Religious Advisor

Technically Foul (Rebecca) Email:bexinthecity at gmail.com Cheeky Bastard (Eric) Email: ecmgeorgetown at gmail.com

Haberdasherers

Tall Eric Turd Dimension

On-Sex

Rack ‘n’ Roll Her

Hareraiser and Kitty Keeper

Smashmouth (Dave) Email: dbbadh at gmail.com


Latest BH3 Writeups

Brooklyn 819 – March 7 2016

start: underhill & sterling goldstar beer onin: supercolider hare: turd dimension ….already 9:45pm and we havent had circle yet, comeooooooon circle or go home oval up!… turd! virgin – just maddie, a guy named patrick made her cum racists – six inches ladies, cheeky, georgia oqueefe blackout – thoughtful for rest of pack rather than going to on-in whoremaster & moses, taking a call on trail pecker wrecker – as the pack is getting lost in the park after dark, we call into the distance “are you?”, and a gentle “nothing but rabies this way” is sent back. blackout again suddenly showed up at last check (finger lickin would have gotten this down down but he left before circle happened) o’queefe, drug bust, racknroller – blood on trail! BLOOD ON TRAIL!!!!, we climbed through the thorny brush, hand over hand, halfway up the hill, full of thorns and scratches, ripped shirts, cuts in our ankles, only to get to the top to find true trail on a normal easy-to-run path technically foul – returning former jm doggie erectus for hearing on trail turd -animated gif on site – using laptop as collateral to bar tab, starting trail with an apology about how bad it would be everyone who attended this evening received a down-down T-E-A-M-Drink! good...

Brooklyn 814 – February 1 2016

Brooklyn 814 February 1 2016 Hare: cum on everybody on-in – st vitus bar, greenpoint   I arrived an the on-in. No clue how the trail went. Down- Down’s awarded to: Our Hare: cum on everybody Our Hare: dude, where’s the nonpizza food? – we were promised non-pizza food!!! Our Hare, again: 4miles turned to 5+ miles lexi’s bitch, leaky bladder- entranced by ferris beullers day off playing on wall dr bruce – dog piss soaked snow, throwing snowball at cum on moses visitors to brooklyn – chicken of the seaman, Asheville its been 6 years, atlanta, ga georgia oqueefe – tapering for la marathon drug bust, doggie – not running trail dressed as civilians sandy syphillis – hashy birthday eager for beaver – picked up on trail by stranger in car cum on moses – annoying at...

Brooklyn 813 – January 25 2016

Brooklyn 813 January 25 2016   Start: Farrell’s in Windsor Terrace On-in: 773 Lounge in Kensington   Brooklyn suffered through snowstorm Jonas, dumping approximately 26 inches on the borough, one of the all-time harshest snowstorms in NYC history. The day after the snowstorm, our brave hare was out setting trail in Kool-Aid, determined to give us addicts what we need: RUNNING AND DRINKING   hare georgia oqueefe hare again – wank in bad weather turd dimension & finger lickin – animal trauma – squirrel, monkey orgasm 6″ ladies & pecker wrecker – offensive tshirt “im not gay” whtserface- false accusation to jms cum on moses, racknroller, usmarinewhore, drugbust – fancy footwear cum on moses – llbean shoes = mainer labor jay – lightup shoes sick passenger witnessing – doggie & just jay finger lickin – took down down for drug bust who swept trail to rescue 6″ ladies cum on moses – “you didnt smell this fart”   and clearly, I had been DRINKING based on how I took these notes. Who is whtserface? The world may never know… Cheers, Drug...

Leap Day Hash – February 29 2016

Brooklyn #818 Leap Day Hash February 29 2016   Hares:  What a Cunt and Stuff My Fluff (Virgin Lay)   It was the hash of a lifetime. With the realization that this was the first Leap Hash in the history of the Brooklyn H3, and that there would not be another one until 2044, we knew this could not be missed.   The pack assembled in front of O’Keefe’s on Court Street.  Chalk-talk included standard marks, checks, boob-checks, and the all-impressive 2/29 Check in honor of Leap Day which meant 4-and-you’re-on.  The hares also warned of a Circle Jerk.  What a Cunt exclaimed, “Everyone knows what to do during a Circle Jerk?  No, really.  Everyone knows what to do?…   Take care of the person behind you!”   We took off sensitive to our Leap Day rules.   We hit the first check a mere 50 meters from the start.  By the second check on Jay Street in front of the Brooklyn Court House, we were off-trail for the first time in the night.  Around-and-around we went, tripled over where we had already run.  Through the courtyard between Shake Shack and Hill Country Chicken some fine street dwellers got into the game and tried to tell us where to go.  A few hashers grew frustrated enough to call the hotline.  Blackout disappeared.  Maybe the Hares had confused Leap Day with April Fool’s.  Finally, trail was found.   Then, the rumors spread that we were going to Manhattan.  How could that be?  This is the BROOKLYN H-Three.  The Manhattan Bridge loomed in front of us.  As though rubbing lemon juice into a...

Brooklyn 812 – Polar Bear Hash

January 17, 2016 Start, On-In:  Peggy O’Neils, Surf Ave, Coney Island So, I win the lazy asshole award for this hash since I was the only person who stayed in the bar the whole time, didn’t run trail, didn’t go for a swim, didn’t even go outside to encourage those who were swimming. If any one wants to contribute stories from trail, please email me directly: mel.etchison@gmail.com The bar was lovely, plenty of space heaters to keep my hands warm. Beer selection was… meh… we had Sam Adams, Coors Light. I noticed the pack really smelled when returning from trail.  Normally, I am part of the pack, therefore part of the smell.  But for this trail, I was able to observe. Notes from Eager For Beaver: Hey everyone – Polar bear was great – we had an alarming number of hashers, trail was actually excellent (I’m still amazed when I get to run in areas of the city I didn’t know existed that aren’t active train tracks), tarps all worked out, hot chocolate at the beach was excellent, no one’s bags disappeared, snow fell, etc. Barbara at Peggy’s must have thrown us a bunch of buybacks, since hash cash lasted well into the evening. I believe at some point we kicked in some kitty money.  She says we’re welcome back anytime, which we should take her up on for some upcoming next difficult-to-get-to start. YAY!!!! We didn’t piss off a bar and they want us to come back. Down-Downs: hare cheeky bastard virgins – annie (guest of turd dimension) sheng (guest of i can explain) visitors – melissa –...

Brooklyn 811

January 11. 2015 Damn it was COLD.  The trail was great, well marked, easy to follow.  Eh… the arrows were TEEENY-TINY in the shadows of the street-lamps.  Apparently the hare set trail in the middle of the day when these arrows were in broad daylight.  We’ll forgive her since this was the first trail she set all by herself. hare – sloppy thirds visitor – pg six inch – from albequerque what a cunt – for getting lost at the start, then again she lost her bag at the on-in (although,  not really, a lesson from my mother: LOOK UNDER THINGS) whoremaster – whacking innocent bystander with giant haberdashery bag on subway cheeky – stuffing one whole slice of pizza in mouth visitor – hurdling a christmas tree on trail just sam – now a hudson duster after hashing for 6 weeks hare again – how many marks to be on?  Is it one, two… who knows…. spank the plank – blowing his nose in his brand new brooklyn H3 gloves whoremaster – finally produced shirt he’s been talking about for 5 years rack’n’rollher – eager’s knickerbocker hat – thought it was nyrr gear, not hash gear drug bust  – personally took down the perpetrators in a gun fight over territory at a crack house in East New York while on trail and still made it in as FRB. (note taken by What A Cunt.) whoremaster – random drug bust, again – for false accusation on doggie erectus on-in:  american cheeze, in windsor terrace, been here before.  We love the mini pizzas so that we have no idea how...

Really, really old BH3 Write-ups

Brooklyn Hash Writeups

Date Run No. Start and Finish Hare Scribe
11/26/01 236 Start: Bergen on the 1,2
On-in: O’Connors
Christine Alice
11/12/01 235 Start: Clarke St on 1,2
On-in: Sparky’s on Court St
Crofty and Ewa Stace
9/17/01 232 Start: Atlantic Ave RR Station
On-in: Brooklyn Saloon
The Sheriff and the Deputy The Body
5/28/01 224 Start: Newkirk Station on D Line
On-in: Crossroads Saloon on Coney Island Ave and Kings Highway
Fluffy and Liz Slow to Blow
5/14/01 223 Start: 7th Ave
On-in: the trapezoid on atlantic near smith
Fluffy and Liz Alice
04/30/01 222 Start: Bedford Avenue on the L train
On-In: The Abbey
Crofty Tiger’s Woody
4/16/01 221 Start: Atlantic Ave Stop
On-In: Mooney’s Pub on Flatbush
Cree Cree with edits by Janet and Stace
02/19/01 2?? Start: 7th Ave. on the D
On-In: Mooney’s
Fluffy Pat McGreer
02/05/01 2?? Start: Court St. on 2,3 or nearby
On-In: Mooney’s
Paul Ashlin Tiger’s Woody
01/08/01 2?? Start: Metropolitan on the G-train or Lorimer on the L-train
On-In: Turkey’s Nest @ Bedford Ave. & 11th Street
Jammit Janet and her Tiger’s Woody Flunky with Evan as Carrier-On Fluffy Lockerman (that’s Fluff-Daddy to you)
10/30/00 210 Start: Bergen St.
On-In: Sidebar, Clark St.
Geoff Baldwin & Alice Harrison Tiger’s Woody
10/30/00 210 Start: Bergen St.
On-In: Sidebar, Clark St.
Geoff Baldwin & Alice Harrison Tiger’s Woody
10/2/00 208 Start: Atlantic Ave. subway
On-In: Smith’s, 5th & 9th
Peter Trunfio Tiger’s Woody
9/18/00 207 Start: Bedford Ave. L stop
On-In: The Pour House, Metropolitan Ave.
Danny Choriki Tiger’s Woody & Janet Slobodian
9/5/00 206 Start: Eastern Parkway
On-In: That Park Slope Bar Near The F Train With Darts
Stephen Balinskas Tiger’s Woody
8/7/00 204 Start: Fort Hamilton Parkway F train stop
On-In: Chez Duck of Death, darkest Park Slope
The Body Tiger’s Woody
7/24/00 203 Start: Smith & 9th St. on F,G train
On-In: Sparky’s, Court St.
Duck of Death Janet Slobodian
7/10/00 202 Start: Borough Hall
On-In: Mooney’s, Faltbush Ave.
Christine Hinz Lesley Brough
6/24/00 200 Start: York St. on the F train
On-In: “Some tiny Polish restaurant at Metropolitan and Nassau Aves. in Greenpoint”
The Cardinal and Fluffy Janet Slobodian
6/12/00 199 Start: Bedford Ave. on L train
On-In: The Abbey, by concensus
Michael Bahamonde Tiger’s Woody
5/29/00 198 Start: DeKalb Avenue subway
On-In: Right Bank, Williamsburg
Fluffy Lockerman Janet Slobodian
5/1/00 196 Start: Grand Army Plaza
On-In: Smith’s
Basil Ashmore & Aleks Tkocz Christine Hinz
4/3/00 193 Start: Various (!)
On-In: The Pourhouse
Ewa Mobus & Dave Godbold Tiger’s Woody
3/6/00 191 Start: 7th Ave. and 8th Street
On-In: Harry Boland’s, 9th St. near 5th Ave.
Michael “Slow to Blow”,
Elaine (there is only one!)
Fluffy Lockerman
2/7/00 189 Start: Franklin Ave. on the 2/3/4/5
On On: Mooney’s
Stephen Balinskas Janet Slobodien
1/24/00 188 Start: Bergen St. on the 2/3.
On In: Between the Bridges
Paul Ashlin, Spiritual Advisor Fluffy
1/10/00 187 Start: Borough Hall.
On In: O’Connor’s
Keith Kanaga Stephen Balinskas
12/27/99 tbd Start: Bedford Ave. on the L.
On-In: The Right Bank Café, Kent Ave. in Williamsburg
Fluffy and
Janet
Mickey Mouth
11/29/99 184 Place: The streets of Court and Joralemon in the land of Brooklyn.
Journey’s End: Mooney’s
Peter Trunfio Janet Slobodien
10/18/99 181 Start: Clark Street on the 2/3
On In: Cody’s, Court St. near Dean
Lesley Brough,
Dave Long
Fluffy
10/4/99 180 Start: Lorimer St. on the L.
On In: The Abbey, Driggs Ave., near N. 7th
Andy Hedgehog Millard Janet
9/18/99 179 Start: Bedford Ave. on the L.
On In: The Right Bank
Brooklyn Officers Janet,
with major contributions from
Jerry and Jean
9/6/99 178 Start: New Utrecht / 62nd Street.
On In: Three Jolly Pigeons
Ewa and Roy Roy
8/23/99 177 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On In: Smith’s on 5th Ave & 9th St.
Michael Bahamonde
& Concubine (Aleks Tkocz)
Alice Harrison
7/26/99 175 Start: Flatbush Ave/Brooklyn College.
On-In: Denny’s
David Byron-Brown Lesley Brough
7/12/99 174 Start: Bergen St. on the 2/3.
On In: Mooney’s, Flatbush Ave. near 7th Ave.
JM Jerry Nelson On Sec Janet Slobodien
6/28/99 173 Start: 15th Street and Prospect Park West.
On-In: The Gate, 3rd Street and 5th Avenue
Steve Balinskas Slow to Blow Mike
6/14/99 172 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On-In: The Carriage House, 7th Ave. and 8th St.
Christine Hinz Janet Slobodien
5/31/99 171 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On-In: The Gate, Fifth Avenue and Third Street.
Jerry Nelson,
Janet Slobodien
Ross Holden
5/3/99 170 Start: Borough Hall
On-In: Ryan’s, Gold Street in Manhattan.
Paul Janet
4/19/99 169 Start: Grand Army Plaza. Finish: The Gate – 5th Ave & 3rd St. Ewa & Roy Alice
4/5/99 168 Start: 9th Ave. on the B train (?).
On-In: 3 Jully Pizeens – 3rd Ave. @ 68th St.
Brent York (Back Seat Box) JM Jerry Nelson
3/22/99 167 Start: Atlantic Avenue station.
On On: Sparky’s, Court and Nelson Streets
Andy Hedgehog Millard Jamet Slobodien
2/22/99 165 Start: 9th Avenue stop on the M.
On In: Napper Tandy’s
Scott Schnipper J.M. Nelson
2/8/99 164 Start: 7th Avenue stop on the F. On On: ? Geoff Baldwin Paul Ashlin
1/25/99 163 Start: York Street stop on the F train.
On In: Last Exit
Lara Davis Cardinal O’Connor
1/11/99 162 Start: 15th Street and Prospect Park West. On In: Mooney’s, Flatbush Avenue. Stephen Balinskas Janet Slobodien
12/28/98 161 Start: Bedford Avenue and North 7th Street.
On In: The Right Bank, Williamsburg.
JM’s Jerry Nelson,
John O’Connor
Janet Slobodien
12/14/198 160 Start: Grand Street stop on the L.
On-In: Someplace in Williamsburg.
Roy Gilbert,
Ewa Mobus
Brent and Jean York
11/30/98 159 Start: Clark Street Station (the subway stop).
On-In: Clark Street Station (the bar).
Alice Harrison Janet Slobodien
11/16/98 158 Start: 7th Avenue and 8th? Street.
On-In: The Carriage House, 7th Avenue and 8th Street, Brooklyn.
Paul Ashland [Ashlin] I, Jerry Nelson
11/2/98 157 Start: Plaza Hotel, 59th Street and Fifth Avenue.
On On: Carriage House, 59th Street between 1st and 2nd Avenues, Manhattan.
Keith Kanaga Scribe Needed
10/19/98 156 Start: 77th Street
On On: Kitty Kiernan’s Irish Pub
Brent (Back Seat Box) York Paul Ashlin
10/5/98 155 Start: Prospect Park Station on the D/Q line.
On In: Great Lakes at 5th Avenue and 1st Street
Janet Slobodien Mike Hoffman
8/24/98 152 Start: 36th Street and 4th Avenue.
On In: Steven Balinskas’ apartment.
Steven Balinskas,
Pierre Sonke
Janet Slobodien
8/10/98 151 Start: High Street/Brooklyn Bridge on the A and C.
On In: Killarney Rose, Pearl Street, Manhattan
Keith Kanaga Paul Ashlin
7/25/98 No. 150 Start: Nathan’s, Surf Avenue, Coney Island.
On-In: Captain Walters, Emmons Blvd., Sheepshead Bay.
Joint Masters “now and forever”
John O’Connor and
Jerry Nelson
Janet Slobodien
1/26/98 137 Start: Union St.
On In: The Gate
Geoff “Steamer” Baldwin Alice “4-wheel drive” Harrison
1/12/98 136 Start: Clark Street.
On In: Sparky’s Ale House
Arian Juzen Jon Glanville
12/29/97 135 Start: Court and Joralemon Streets.
On In: Waterfront Ale House, 155 Atlantic Avenue (new location)
Joint Masters Jerry Nelson,
John Cardinal O’Connor
Keith Kanaga
12/15/97 134 Start: Grand Army Plaza
On In: The Carriage House
Paul Ashlin Janet Slobodien
12/1/97 133 Start: Bedford Ave stop on the L Train.
On In: The Right Bank
Joint Master Jerry Nelson,
Lisa Ungar
Joint Master John O’Connor
11/17/97 132 Start: Flatbush Ave. and Atlantic Ave
On In: Sparky’s Ale House (481 Court St. @ Nelson St.)
Jon “NYCH3 Worst Run of the Year Lock” Glanville,
Hedgehog
Yoski Ozaki
11/3/97 131 Start: Plaza Hotel, 59th Street and Fifth Ave.
On-In: Carriage House, 59th Street between Lexington and Third Avenues
Keith Kanaga Keith Kanaga
10/20/97 130 Start: Court and Joralemon Streets.
On-In: Dockers, Atlantic Avenue
Roark Herron Keith Kanaga
10/6/97 129 Start: 59th Street and 4th Avenue; On In, Napper Tandys Dave Hardy Steve Balinskas
9/22/97 128 Start: Grand Army Plaza.
On-In:: The Gate/5 Avenue. and Third Street
Joint Masters Jerry Nelson,
Cardinal O’Connor
Janet Slobodien