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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
💃 23rd An*l NYC Red Dress R*n - Back to Basics! 💃
NYC #1900
Start: East River Park - Corlear's Hook, Just south of the Amphitheater

Red Dress is On-On! We're keeping this one in the family. Hashers from outside the tri-state area, please sit this one out.

REGISTER HERE

HASH CASH - $6.9 - this will cover ice, coolers, charcoal, getting stuff there and cleanup supplies. Any overage will be donated to this year's charity. Can't afford the hash cash? You can also sign up to be cleanup  crew or a drink checker.

Charity: New York Cares (Want to give extra? Cool! Here's the link.)

What to bring:

  • BRING A VESSEL. NO UNCOVERED CANS OR BOTTLES ALLOWED.
  • Bring TWO masks, one for the r*n and one for when that one gets moist and gross. 
  • Bring hand sanitizer, enough for you to use all day. Sanitize BEFORE AND AFTER touching anything anyone else might touch, especially food.
  • BYOB - we recommend bringing TWICE what you expect to drink at a hash. Please avoid glass whenever possible. There is a CVS .5 Miles away that sells beer.
  • We recommend you bring a small personal cooler (padded Trader Joe's bags work great) - we will supply ice. 
  • BYO Food - we are going to try to have a couple of charcoal grills, but we can't guarantee the park rangers won't come yell at us for them. No sharing, except with someone you live with. Don't forget plates/bowls and utensils!
  • Bring a blanket or towel for sitting. 
  • Bring a sweatshirt! It's supposed to get cool.
  • Bring Venmo or cash for haberdashery
  • Wear your red dress - or less than a dress! Duh!

How we're doing it:

  • REGISTER HERE so we can implement contact tracing, should it later become necessary.
  • Social distance. Stay 6 feet away from others. If you want to get closer to someone, get verbal consent before you do so.
  • WEAR A MASK goddammit. Any time you aren't putting something in your mouth, wear a mask that covers both your mouth and your nose. You can get one with the nifty straw hole for less hassle.
  • When you remove your mask to consume, back that ass up. Get at least 6 feet away from others.
  • Community cooler space will be limited, so if you have a cooler bag, bring it! In a pinch we'll have black trash bags. If you wish to use a community cooler, have an easily identifiable collapsible bag and keep your beer/drinks in the bag inside the cooler. 
  • Bathrooms - will be available, but the parks department will close them, probably a long time before we want them to. There are lots of bushes around. Be prepared.
  • Rain plan - in the case of rain, we will move approximately 1/2 mile south, under the FDR.

The NYC Red Dress Committee
What A Cunt!, Piece O'Slut, Foreign My Twat and Johnny Spreadsheet
🐄 Long Islands 100th Trail!!!! 💯
LIL #100
Start: Prelube: Bright Eyes Beer Company, 50 W Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561
Transit: 🚨 LOCATION CHANGE TO LONG BEACH 🚨 LIRR to Long Beach 🚨
NY Penn: 12:42 PM 6850 Long Beach Train arrives in Long Beach at 1:39 PM
Atlantic Terminal: 12:13 PM Far Rockaway Train to Jamaica; Transfer to 1:05 PM 6850 Long Beach Train arrives in Long Beach at 1:39 PM

Come join the lunatics of Long Island for the celebration of their 100th trail!!!

Please Register via HashRego HERE, attendance is capped at 25. If you don't you may not get anything to eat.

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IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.


LIL MisMan
Brooklyn Labor Day Hash!
Brooklyn #1039
Start: Prospect Park. Follow marks from Bartel-Pritchard Square
Transit: F to 15 St - Prospect Park, Citi Bike to West Drive & Prospect Park West docks

A to A trail. Bring your own beer, snacks, and mask.

FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL


Cheeky Bastard
West Side
Special #178
Start: Locomotive Lawn
A-to-A trail.
Bathrooms nearby start.
Beer available for purchase near end of trail.
Dinner snacks at Pier i Cafe 1/4M north of circle
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Note the later start time. If the RA does their job maybe we'll get a nice sunset.
Piece O'Slut
Special #177
Start: East River Park, near East River Park Field #3 (Closest to Houston St pedestrian bridge)

A lovely A-to-A trail with views of the picturesque East River and some bridges you may have heard of. The trail will offer a chance to purchase beer and snacks towards the end for on-in, but you're also welcome to BYOB. The hare will also be awarding a 🏅prize🏅 in circle for a lockdown related challenge

It's been a few weeks since we've had a trail in the city, so please remember our precautionary measures to keep everyone safe. This includes wearing a mask while on trail, in circle and really any time you're not eating or drinking

FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL


HoBoDega
LI #99 Craft Patch & Cheesey
Special #176
Start: Prelube: The Better Man Distilling Company. 161 River Ave, Patchogue, NY 11772
Please register here on Hashrego.
Hash Cash: $15, Please Venmo Sir Gay here.
If you do not have Venmo Please send payment via PayPal to Kanimal86@gmail.com.
Trail will feature some of the tastiest craft beers Long Island has to offer (Thanks to our hare).  
Transit: LIRR Train to Patchogue station. Arrive 1:10 PM From Penn Station: depart 11:42am, 12:10p transfer at Jamaica, Arrive 1:10 PM @ Patchogue. From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn: depart 11:45am, 12:10p transfer at Jamaica, Arrive Patchogue 1:10 PM. Masks are required on all LIRR trains.

IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.  
Sir Gay
Special #175
Start:

Follow trail from NE corner of W100th St and Central Park West
to nearby lakeside location in Central Park


Transit: Citi-Bike is adjacent. C subway to 103 St.
Bus M10 on CPW or M96 from East or West Side.

FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL

Weather Alert:

In view on Sunday's forecast, the trail will be set all in flour (with some dry-wall as backup). All checks will be 1 and ON with some false trails marked with "F". The trail may not be available until later - say 2pm. There will be large trash bags at the start to keep your stuff dry. If necessary (and there is someone to look after the bags) the trail will be relaid at 3:15pm. For the ON-IN there is the possibliity of an undercover area in the Park, ¼ mile from the start.

A-A trail, available from Noon. Pack to set off at 3:30pm. Beer/Food available from delis and supermarket on W100th St. within 1 short block from the park. This will be marked from start. Hare will look after bags/bikes from 3:15pm.

The trail has a bit of (mild) shiggy, a bit of climbing, a bit of wet-stuff, some hills and plenty of shade.


Doner Kebab
Queens Lives!
Special #174
Start: LIC, Queens. Hunter's Point South Park. On a hill a couple of hundred yards south of LIC Landing (an outdoor bar that has stopped selling alcohol) and the ferry. Follow the arrows from LIC Landing. Pre-lube at the start - BYOB.
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Transit: Ferry to Hunter's Point South.
If biking or running use the Pulaski Bridge from Brooklyn or the Queensboro Bridge from Manhattan. There are several Citi Bike locations nearby.
Subway - Vernon Jackson on the 7. Back of the train from Manhattan. First stop in Queens.


Trail is A to A, about 3.5 miles. There may also be a longer eagle trail. Three and you're on, all falses marked. Some checkbacks (not numbered, go back to the last intersection). One and you're on for speed checks and checkbacks. Trail will be set by midday. Please feel free to sing, dance, take photos, regroup, admire the view or show body parts at any or all checks. Or not, as you see fit.

Outdoor on in. BYOB. Trail goes past a supermarket near the end of the trail and will be marked.


On-In: Hunter's Point South Park, Queens.

DogfaceHunter's Point South Park, Queens.
Choir Practice
Special #173
Start: Zoom Room. Cum Sing with us! 
Ahoy! Ahoy! Tomorrow Tomorrow, Night night night.
Join for choir practice...
Why? Because we were gawd awful at closing circle on the 4th.
WE RUSTY!
So Join me and dust off them lunatic lyrics on the Zoom.
Meeting ID: 899 3997 6572

Kaptain Hooker
Live in Brooklyn! (Online elsewhere!)
Special #172
Start: Start: Brooklyn (Asynchronous and Pack) and ? (Asynchronous)

Brooklyn Start: William Jay Gaynor Memorial (Northmost End of Cadman Plaza Park)
Hare: What A Cunt!
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL

Manhattan Start: TBA
Hare: TBA


Two trails will be set in Manhattan and Brooklyn respectively, both can be run solo, similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but...

The Brooklyn trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15. Pack away at 3:30.

HERE are the guidelines. Highlights for those who don't read:

  • The trail will be A-to-A.
  • The hare will stay behind to bag-sit.
  • In the event that more than 25 people show up we will split the pack into two groups.
  • The hare will not provide beer per usual - The end of trail will pass by a place where you can easily acquire beer to carry back to the start. You can bring beverages from home if you prefer. Bring a vessel!
  • No food will be provided to the group, but feel free to bring your own snacks for yourself.
  • Socially Distanced Circle will be at 5pm and we're still figuring out logistics, but plan to at least have a video feed of circle for those that don't feel comfortable joining in person.


On-In: Zoom Link

On-In: Virtual Circle<

What a Cunt?
Brooklyn is ready to r*n! first mark is at the Gaynor Memorial. Chicken True trail is ~3.25, eagle TT is ~5.25. There are THREE chicken/eagle splits! True trail marks -|-|-|-> are ALWAYS true. Where chicken/eagle marks are close, marks have a C or E next to them. checks are 3 and you’re on. Speed checks (both 🔀 and ⭕️ Kinds) are 1 and you’re on.) Some Falses are marked either F or ||| or both. There are numbered Back Checks and un-numbered YBFs (these are pretty obvious). There is at least one song check 🎵 and one dancing arrow 〰️➿->. There is minor shiggy and I kept my usual shenanigans to a minimum on the chicken trail.

Most notably there are many water crossings to help keep you cool! If you’re coming to group trail you may want to bring dry shoes/flops and other dry clothes. Both Sprinkler AND swimming opportunities for the very adventurous. Water checks are marked like this picture, and are regular checks. Stay cool! 😎

xoxo 💋
What A C!

A circle with little water-icons inside
Virtual Circle<
🍺🤸 Beerobics 🤸🍺Take 2
Special #171
Start: Join Zoom Meeting

Meeting ID: 822 4378 2072
Password: 225324
What to wear: Your hottest 80s workout clothes, leotard, or just nothing if it's too hot.
What to bring:
  • Some beer for drinking too
  • An awesome workout move to share with the class!
  • A yoga mat, towel or a rug.
  • A yoga block (or a water bottle or a tall boy) might be helpful for stability if you can't reach your toes without rounding your back!
Cum get ripped with us while we jazzercise! We'll play a drinking game based on Judi Sheppard Missett's weird and wacky commentary while we try a classic Jazzercise workout video together, and probably add some wacky commentary of our own.

On-In: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhR9f6KrK4k

What a Cunt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhR9f6KrK4k
Getting Back to Hashing in NYC (With Options if You're Not Ready)
Special #170
Start: Lower Manhattan (Asynchronous and Pack) and Brooklyn (Asynchronous)

Lower Manhattan
Start: Battery Park (Look for marks to start from Netherland Monument near Bowling Green)
Hare: Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Hare Comment: Trail will be laid by 10am for those looking to run asynchronously
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL

Brooklyn
Start: CitiBike Dock near Bartel-Pritchard Square (Prospect Park)
Hare: Cheeky Bastard
Hare Comment: Bring $$ for the 2 drink stops. The trail will be laid by 10am, but 1 of the drink stops doesn't open till noon!

This is our first step in the five boroughs to move back towards regular hashing safely while giving options to those not ready for that. There will be a trail laid in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn, both can be run solo similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but...

The Lower Manhattan trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15, with the pack heading out at 3:30

  • The trail will be A-to-A, hares will stay with bags
  • In the event that more than 25 people show up we will split the pack into two groups
  • We will be taking attendance, including making sure we have contact info in case anything happens and we need to contact you following the hash (i.e. contact tracing)
  • Please follow all NY State and City guidance for mandatory quarantining if you've recently been to a COVID hot spot
  • Everyone must wear a mask on trail and in circle when not directly consuming your beverage
  • You're encouraged to bring a second mask should your first one get sweaty/damp. Being wet is good for some things but not for virus protection!
  • We're not planning to purchase beer for everyone with hash cash. End of trail will pass a place to easily acquire beer to carry back to the start so people can purchase their own. You can bring your own beverages if you prefer.
  • We won't be messing with food, but feel free to bring your own snacks for yourself.
  • Socially Distanced Circle will be at 5pm and we're still figuring out logistics, but plan to at least have a video feed of circle for those that don't feel comfortable joining in person

On-In: Zoom Link

Drop a Pin Slip It In and Cheeky BastardZoom Link
🥃🎨🍺🖼️🍷
Special #169
Start: Zoom Meeting

Stay at home got you feeling down? How about some art therapy with zen master artist Bob Ross!

What you’ll need:

  • to be prelubed
  • memory of a recent r*n outside for nature inspiration
  • any old arts and craft supplies you may have... markers, chalk, glitter and makeup from an old theme hash... (You could also draw a digital picture on a tablet or something)
  • one or more beers! (There will be a secret word that when Bob Ross says it, we all drink.)

Honors will be awarded in our post-lesson virtual gallery walk. And don’t think you lack any artistic talent. Remember, “There are no mistakes... only happy trails accidents!”


Foreign My Twat
Trail 98: IndepENDence WE'RE BACK!!!
LIL #99
Start: Register HERE through HashRego Pre-Lube/Start: McBrides Pub. 101 Bedford Ave, Bellmore, NY.    
Transit: Transit: LIRR arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM Depart Penn Station at 2:55pm arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM, No Transfer. Depart Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn at 2:45pm, Transfer at Jamaica At 3:20 PM, arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM YOU MUST WEAR A FACE MASK WHEN RIDING THE TRAIN.

1st- Post Pandemic Procedures: Unfortunately the COVID-19 pandemic didn't just up and disappear, so The Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers have some "Guidelines." Those Guidelines being: IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distance whenever possible. When unable to practice social distance please wear a face covering. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 18. Please register HERE The LIL will bring and provide hand sanitizer. 2nd: The Fun stuff: If you're aware of a PT summer trail you know to bring your bathing suit for there may be water crossing(s) &/or a wet on-in; Hash Cash will be $10. Please send money to the Kap: PayPal: Kanimal86@gmail.com
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Weekly Wednesday Social! 👩🏻‍🍳
Special #168
Start: Your kitchen! ZOOM LINK
Virtual cooking class with Amy! All recipes are gluten free and can be made vegetarian or vegan. Please note there is a little bit of prep work for you to do before the call (no more than 20 minutes, I promise). Read each recipe carefully!
Menu:
Balinese-style chicken
Summer Rolls
Thai green mango salad

Ingredient/Shopping List
Please reach out if you have any questions!
Nerves of Squeal
Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #167

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Tequilla Whore
Start: Citibike docks by Grand Army Plaza, corner of Plaza St W and Flatbush Ave (near the 2/3 subway station @ Grand Army Plaza)
Hare Comment: Trail *might* include flour in addition to chalk markings. Checks & speedchecks will be one and you're on

Upper Manhattan
Hare: Dime Store Wanky
Start: Citibike Station on 73 and Amsterdam

Let someone in MisMan know if you're interested in setting a trail either this Sunday or for an upcoming Asychronus trail. We're still figuring out how long we'll be doing them.

Circle at 5pm on Zoom


  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!

Special trail marks


Dime Store Tom Cruise and Tequilla Whore