Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
Follow trail from NE corner of W100th St and Central Park Westto nearby lakeside location in Central Park
Transit: Citi-Bike is adjacent. C subway to 103 St.Bus M10 on CPW or M96 from East or West Side.
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Weather Alert:In view on Sunday's forecast, the trail will be set all in flour (with some dry-wall as backup). All checks will be 1 and ON with some false trails marked with "F". The trail may not be available until later - say 2pm. There will be large trash bags at the start to keep your stuff dry. If necessary (and there is someone to look after the bags) the trail will be relaid at 3:15pm. For the ON-IN there is the possibliity of an undercover area in the Park, ¼ mile from the start.
A-A trail, available from Noon. Pack to set off at 3:30pm. Beer/Food available from delis and supermarket on W100th St. within 1 short block from the park. This will be marked from start. Hare will look after bags/bikes from 3:15pm.
The trail has a bit of (mild) shiggy, a bit of climbing, a bit of wet-stuff, some hills and plenty of shade.
Start: LIC, Queens. Hunter's Point South Park. On a hill a couple of hundred yards south of LIC Landing (an outdoor bar that has stopped selling alcohol) and the ferry. Follow the arrows from LIC Landing. Pre-lube at the start - BYOB. FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Transit: Ferry to Hunter's Point South. If biking or running use the Pulaski Bridge from Brooklyn or the Queensboro Bridge from Manhattan. There are several Citi Bike locations nearby. Subway - Vernon Jackson on the 7. Back of the train from Manhattan. First stop in Queens.
Trail is A to A, about 3.5 miles. There may also be a longer eagle trail. Three and you're on, all falses marked. Some checkbacks (not numbered, go back to the last intersection). One and you're on for speed checks and checkbacks. Trail will be set by midday. Please feel free to sing, dance, take photos, regroup, admire the view or show body parts at any or all checks. Or not, as you see fit.
Outdoor on in. BYOB. Trail goes past a supermarket near the end of the trail and will be marked.
On-In: Hunter's Point South Park, Queens.
|Dogface||Hunter's Point South Park, Queens.|
Start: Zoom Room. Cum Sing with us!
Ahoy! Ahoy! Tomorrow Tomorrow, Night night night.
Join for choir practice...
Why? Because we were gawd awful at closing circle on the 4th.
So Join me and dust off them lunatic lyrics on the Zoom.
Meeting ID: 899 3997 6572
Brush up on them hash songs: https://chicagohash.com/hashing-tools/hash-song-book/
|Live in Brooklyn! (Online elsewhere!)|
Start: Start: Brooklyn (Asynchronous and Pack) and ? (Asynchronous) Brooklyn Start: William Jay Gaynor Memorial (Northmost End of Cadman Plaza Park) Hare: What A Cunt! FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Two trails will be set in
The Brooklyn trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15. Pack away at 3:30.
HERE are the guidelines. Highlights for those who don't read:
On-In: Zoom Link
On-In: Virtual Circle<
|What a Cunt?|
Brooklyn is ready to r*n! first mark is at the Gaynor Memorial. Chicken True trail is ~3.25, eagle TT is ~5.25. There are THREE chicken/eagle splits! True trail marks -|-|-|-> are ALWAYS true. Where chicken/eagle marks are close, marks have a C or E next to them. checks are 3 and you’re on. Speed checks (both 🔀 and ⭕️ Kinds) are 1 and you’re on.) Some Falses are marked either F or ||| or both. There are numbered Back Checks and un-numbered YBFs (these are pretty obvious). There is at least one song check 🎵 and one dancing arrow 〰️➿->. There is minor shiggy and I kept my usual shenanigans to a minimum on the chicken trail.
Most notably there are many water crossings to help keep you cool! If you’re coming to group trail you may want to bring dry shoes/flops and other dry clothes. Both Sprinkler AND swimming opportunities for the very adventurous. Water checks are marked like this picture, and are regular checks. Stay cool! 😎
What A C!
|🍺🤸 Beerobics 🤸🍺Take 2|
Start: Join Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 822 4378 2072
What to wear: Your hottest 80s workout clothes, leotard, or just nothing if it's too hot.
What to bring:
|What a Cunt!||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhR9f6KrK4k|
|Getting Back to Hashing in NYC (With Options if You're Not Ready)|
Start: Lower Manhattan (Asynchronous and Pack) and Brooklyn (Asynchronous)
Lower Manhattan Start: Battery Park (Look for marks to start from Netherland Monument near Bowling Green) Hare: Drop a Pin, Slip It In Hare Comment: Trail will be laid by 10am for those looking to run asynchronously FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Brooklyn Start: CitiBike Dock near Bartel-Pritchard Square (Prospect Park) Hare: Cheeky Bastard Hare Comment: Bring $$ for the 2 drink stops. The trail will be laid by 10am, but 1 of the drink stops doesn't open till noon!
This is our first step in the five boroughs to move back towards regular hashing safely while giving options to those not ready for that. There will be a trail laid in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn, both can be run solo similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but...
The Lower Manhattan trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15, with the pack heading out at 3:30
On-In: Zoom Link
|Drop a Pin Slip It In and Cheeky Bastard||Zoom Link|
Start: Zoom Meeting
Stay at home got you feeling down? How about some art therapy with zen master artist Bob Ross!
What you’ll need:
Honors will be awarded in our post-lesson virtual gallery walk. And don’t think you lack any artistic talent. Remember, “There are no mistakes... only happy trails accidents!”
|Foreign My Twat|
|Trail 98: IndepENDence WE'RE BACK!!!|
Start: Register HERE through HashRego Pre-Lube/Start: McBrides Pub. 101 Bedford Ave, Bellmore, NY.
Transit: Transit: LIRR arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM Depart Penn Station at 2:55pm arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM, No Transfer. Depart Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn at 2:45pm, Transfer at Jamaica At 3:20 PM, arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM YOU MUST WEAR A FACE MASK WHEN RIDING THE TRAIN.
1st- Post Pandemic Procedures: Unfortunately the COVID-19 pandemic didn't just up and disappear, so The Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers have some "Guidelines." Those Guidelines being: IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distance whenever possible. When unable to practice social distance please wear a face covering. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 18. Please register HERE The LIL will bring and provide hand sanitizer. 2nd: The Fun stuff: If you're aware of a PT summer trail you know to bring your bathing suit for there may be water crossing(s) &/or a wet on-in; Hash Cash will be $10. Please send money to the Kap: PayPal: Kanimal86@gmail.com
|Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue|
|Weekly Wednesday Social! 👩🏻🍳|
Start: Your kitchen! ZOOM LINK
Virtual cooking class with Amy! All recipes are gluten free and can be made vegetarian or vegan. Please note there is a little bit of prep work for you to do before the call (no more than 20 minutes, I promise). Read each recipe carefully!
Thai green mango salad
Please reach out if you have any questions!
|Nerves of Squeal|
|Asynchronous NYC Hash!|
Mid Brooklyn Hare: Tequilla Whore Start: Citibike docks by Grand Army Plaza, corner of Plaza St W and Flatbush Ave (near the 2/3 subway station @ Grand Army Plaza) Hare Comment: Trail *might* include flour in addition to chalk markings. Checks & speedchecks will be one and you're onUpper Manhattan Hare: Dime Store Wanky Start: Citibike Station on 73 and Amsterdam
Let someone in MisMan know if you're interested in setting a trail either this Sunday or for an upcoming Asychronus trail. We're still figuring out how long we'll be doing them.
|Dime Store Tom Cruise and Tequilla Whore|
|🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Pride! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈|
Start: Zoom Meeting
Your hares are inviting you to a scavenger hunt. We'd love you to dress up in your PRIDE bestest and complete a series of tasks both before and during Wednesday night's Pride social. The hasher who has earned the most points through tasks completed will receive a Seamless gift card.
Check out The Facebook page for all the info.
|Solar Eclits & Urban Sprawl|
|Asynchronous NYC Hash!|
Mid Brooklyn Hare: Prairie Dog’n Start: Parking lot of PC Richard & Son (590 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn) Hare Comment: Choose your own distance trail Turkey TT = 3.25 mi. All Eagles TT = 5.69 mi (7 different short T/E splits to choose from) Walker friendly. No checks, but multiple CBs and Whichy-Ways. Multiple optional drink checks (bring $$$ and rec a travel cup if you’ll consume on trail) ON-IN to-go drinks location does not open till noon. Enjoy and ON-ON!
Upper Manhattan Hare: Foreign My Twat Start: Citibike docks at 116th St and Broadway by Columbia Hare Comment: The on-in or A prime will be about one subway stop away, but the pack will be rewarded with a scenic on-in with two options: a grocery store where you can build your 6-pack of beers or a restaurant next door with to-go food and cocktails (also near a Citibike station)
Lower Manhattan Hare: Pert Plus Start: Prelube at Coppelia 14th Street and 7th avenue Hare Comment: There will be trail with an excellent on in.
|Foreign My Twat, Pert Plus, Prairie Dog’n|
|Kapt. Hookers Out of Lip Sink Battle|
Lip Sink Battle!!! Grab what ever props you like and join me for a Lip Sink Battle, On the Zoom. Zoom Link There will be three rounds, Winner takes all . Prize: BEER! Similar to Karaoke, you choose your song. BUT do not sing along with it (we'll leave that to the professionals), just move your lips/mouth to the words and dance to your chosen song. Please message me what song you'd like to Lip Sync to so I know there are no repeats. It's First come first serve. Pick Three songs. It should be a good time. If you have no idea what i'm referring to, please refer to this video. If you want to be lame and just watch, you can do that too.
Wash yo hands!!
|🐑🐑Weekly Wednesday Social!🐑🐑|
Start: Zoom Meeting
Are you a good sheep? Do you know your fellow hashers? Come play a game with us and find out!
|Drop a Pin & Fingerbang|
|Inaugural Asynchronous NYC Hash!|
Start: Multiple Locations! (See below)
Mid Brooklyn Hare: Come on Moses Start: Betty Carter Park, Fulton & Lafayette Hare Comment: This trail passes several important landmarks for Black History here in Brooklyn. R*n trail and then cum all over the circle to find out more!
Central Manhattan Hare: Tall Dark and Hammered Start: NE corner of 81 and CPW Hare Comment: I'm hoping for about a four-mile trail. Checks will have false trails--so three and you're on. I will try to mark the falses, but there are no guarantees in life
Lower Manhattan Hare: Drop a Pin, Slip It In Start: CitiBike Dock on Sullivan St between West 4th and West 3rd (SSW of Washington Square Park) Hare Comment: 3.69 mile trail. Bountiful options for to-go cocktails/beers/wine for pre-lube and trail will end at a place with an expansive to-go beer selection
Staten Island Hare: Piece O'Slut Start: St. George Ferry Terminal Hare Comment: FYI - FERRY BAR IS CLOSED... BYOB if you want to pre-lube on the boat!! (hashnyc.com does not encourage public transportation at this time) Step off the ferry to the forgotten borough for a four mile trail! Exit the ferry to the right - NORTH SHORE ESPLANADE for the start of trail. Will finish nearby the ferry, and a choice of two nice establishments for ice cold beer.
Looooong Island Hare: Kaptain Hooker Start: The Boat Yard, Tobay Beach in MassapequaCircle at 5pm on Zoom: join zoom meeting Meeting ID: 827 1596 6408 Password: 696969 One tap mobile +19294362866,,82715966408#,,,,0#,,696969# US (New York)
|Drop a Pin, Come on Moses, Tall Dark & Hammered, Piece O'Slut, Kaptain Hooker|
|HASH Virtual Musical Bingo!|
Start: Zoom Meeting Meeting ID: 851 1886 4102 Password: HoboLove
Will you be singing? Will you be dancing? We can't tell you that but there WILL be prizes... Cum or it's your loss 😉
|Love Canal & Hobodega|
|World Running Day!|
Start: Zoom Zoom!
Tonight! In honor of National Running Day, I am encouraging you to ‘run your 69’. What does this mean? Be creative! Run 6.9 miles, run 6.9 laps around something, run so your route forms 69 on Strava, etc. Most creative submission wins a prize (maybe). This will be like ‘regular’ hash timing in light of curfew. What do I mean? I’m going to open the Zoom prelube a bit before 7, but will mute my mic/turn off my video to run starting at 6.9pm (6:54), returning home just before 8 to enjoy the on-after at 8. I encourage you all to do something similar.
Meeting ID: 853 3063 6913
Get fit with Beerobics! Let's pump some aluminum! (or at least laugh at What A Cunt! while she does)
All you need is two cans of beer (any size will do - I'm using 24oz) and a mat, rug or other way to be comfy on the floor.
Also recommended: beverages for drinking while you do beerobics! And maybe a towel for your sweat!
|What A C*nt!|
|Hash Scavenger Hunt!|
For this week's Wednesday fun, find the following items while you are out running/walking/biking. (They don't need to be found all in one outing.) Share your pictures with the group Wednesday night. The winner will receive a NAWW flask filled with booze!
Bonus Point: Something that was clearly used for hard drugs (hypodermic needle, crack pipe, tiny plastic baggie, etc.)
|V-I-R-U-S: Bingo of the Quarantimes|
V. I. R. U. S the Quarantine version of BINGO. Tune into a Zoom and play along. Zoom Link HERE. There will be 7 games played during the evening. 3 Regular games then 4 speciality games, all with unique prizes to be won. If you participated in Kaptain's Quarantine Quest Scavenger Hunt Zoom you've already received a VIRUS card. If you were unable to participate in the scavenger hunt but still wish to participate in this Bingo event and receive a VIRUS Card please make a donation to any of the following (If you have't already): Island Harvest A food Bank serving Long Island. Kids Need More a Non-Profit Charity dedicated to enhancing the lives of children, families & young adults coping with cancer and life-threatening illness. NYCH3 Hash Cash Fundraiser benefiting undocumented service industry workers. Monetary value of said donation does not matter. Please send a screenshot of your donation to ProductionMkern@Gmail.com, Subject: "VIRUS Card me please." A donation does not need to be made in order to participate in this Bingo event. Just email Kaptian. Limit 30 participants total.
Wash Yo Hands!
|What Mad Gray A Vee C*nt Train Libs|
Start: Join Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 856 5380 5884
Transit: Ride the D, C, or A.
Crazy Hash Mad Libs!
GrayVee has created some exciting ways for YOU to collaborate and make up... THE GREATEST.💥
Plus a mad lib hash song!
|GrayVee Train and What A C*nt!|
Start: ZoomMeeting ID: 835 6011 0100 Password: TRIVIA
Please show up by 7:15 to be assigned to a group!
|First Weekly Wednesday Social!|
Hashers! Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday we'll be drinking and sharing information about our favorite drinks! Or our favorite drinks that are currently available! Or whatever's most convenient for us to be drinking that night! Below is a questionnaire we'll use to have each of us describe our favorite drink to each other so we can learn more about what goes on in our heads. Feel free to pick and choose what questions you want to answer, or be prepared to answer them all! Don't feel like being creative? Someone else will volunteer to answer for you! Just let us know what your drink is and we'll supply all your answers! Feeling daring? Don't read the questions below ahead of time!
If there's time at the end there'll be a special Hash drink surprise! If not we'll pick that up in a future meeting!
Join Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 878 6543 3269