HARES: Lisa and MasterCard
Start: B’way & Liberty
On In: Tom & Jerry’s
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L’introduction (les Hash Sous-Titres (subtitles)).
On 14th of July,our hares Lisa and MasterCard decided to set a Bastille Day trail. This day consisted of a pre-lube that started watching a French waiter race on Wall Street and a beret contest. Of course, the email about both of these events went out to the group about 2 hours before the r*n.
Several factors lead to his particular pair setting Trail: Kyle f***ed up as Hare Raiser, another guy backed out, Lisa was a virgin hare so she could not hare alone and MasterCard was thirsty. The hash was in a bad situation because (with the exception of Jeunes Jean’s trail last week) the previous four weeks’ Trails had been unmitigated disasters. These hares have already been lambasted and paid the price for bad Trails and on-ins, so we need not repeat these offenses again here. Nevertheless, when the Trail looked like it was going to be completely washed out, I heard that MasterCard yelled to the pack: “Let them eat soft stinky cheese at the on-in!”
On Wednesday, July 14, 2004, the regular masses (Perl Necklace, Tim, Lesley, Peter, Stewa, Wet Connection, Andrew R., Dave Hardy, Stacia, Karen, Jesse, Bahamonde, Patrick, Scot G., Dr. Debbie and Junior) banded together under an under hang as the skies opened up and they stormed the streets of lower New York City, a symbol of their wild and wanton behavior. This began the NYCH3 r*n #1060.
The first NYCH3 was established by Lee Carlson on May 6, 1984. This period (before the Hash really caught on) was known as he Fifth Avenue Mile because the runs were nothing more than Lee sprinting down 5th Ave with a 2-minute start and the pack racing to catch him. Initially the pack rejected the idea of checks, back checks and falses. However, as is customary at every hash, they did hold mass down-downs, closed bars and repressed any and all moderate behavior. They claimed their acts of debauchery were justified as they were only emulating the behavior exhibited at other hashes around the world since the 1930’s. It was only after several years that the summer Wednesdays and winter Sunday schedule was established.
The Trail should (ideally) lead to a bar where copious amounts of beer should flow. Beer is the international drink of all hashers.
On hash days, hashers assemble at the start location and periodically yell phrases such as: oy, oy oy; on-on; RU?; checking; on one; on two; on right/left; and the most coveted phrase on-in! Most hashers have to take the day after a hash off because they celebrated with too many beers and songs the previous night. The day that follows is filled with headaches, rehydrating fluids, asprin and naps.
Normally I feel a bit badly about this section because I have been unable to actually r*n the trails for the past five months. I either skip the trail in the write-up alltogether or ask someone who ran it for the deets. But today I don’t feel badly at all for leaving it out of the write-up as because the trail was completement washed out!
It would be unhashly behavior if there were no complaints about the trail, so I am happy to report that the complaints consisted of musings that the trail might have survived the torrential down-pour had the marks been set under overhangs, mailboxes or scaffolding. The traitors who voiced these complaints shall remain nameless.
Mesdames Lisa, MasterCard and Kyle (le Bag Bitch).
Encore une fois: Lisa & MasterCard parce que there was not trail!
Les Visiteurs et Vierges: Louie,
Messrs. Devo et Tripod: pour setting a live trail when the real one was washed out and suckering three people (Bruce, Hague/ihAHHHHAHaig and Seth) to follow them.
Monsieur Bruce for wearing a towel around his waist at the on-in (with shorts on underneath).
Le petit Wyeth received the Boy Scout award for wearing his Boy Scout Troup 510 Camp Out in Napperville Illinois T-shirt to the hash. JM HUA wanted to know whether he was the invitor or an invitee.
Kyle (parce que Magoo is no longer recognized in le Circle) and Sujan, for being seen leaving Sujan’s apartment together before joining the other hashers at the start.
Le bon Semaritain: Monsieur Burke for helping a guy in a wheel chair.
Le trou d’ane de la semaine (AOW): Monsieur Long – for losing our coveted plunger.